Nah, finish your business, then call her in by telling her she spilled her perfume everywhere. She'll come running and take the biggest sniff possible as she enters the bathroom.
I am sure that makes your wife super interested in getting her face into your undercarriage.
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I'm gonna go soft on you fellas, and to OP; make sure you two understand each other's 5 Love Languages -- basically how to best communicate, and validate your partner.
Lots of websites, to take the free quizzes and identify your own.
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Fresh off of invading North Korea, the 6 wise sages of the Hawaii Five-O task force - had these immortal words of advice about housing and getting married that came completely out of left field....
Quote:
Danny Williams: Seriously, don't get married. Just find a woman you really hate....
The men in the helicopter:.....And buy her a house!! (Everyone laughs)
Fresh off of invading North Korea, the 6 wise sages of the Hawaii Five-O task force - had these immortal words of advice about housing and getting married that came completely out of left field....
Don't forget Homer's advice
"When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means EVERYTHING'S wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off"
I was chatting to my wife as we were getting ready the other morning and prefaced one of my sentences to her with "Dude," and she geniunely thought that was the best thing ever.
I was chatting to my wife as we were getting ready the other morning and prefaced one of my sentences to her with "Dude," and she geniunely thought that was the best thing ever.
My wife/GF at the time was OK with dude, but hated being called bro.
How goes the assimilation project of your female leader and knower of all? ����#♂️
As I tell the story… “I didn’t know girls could fart until I got married”. That one usually earns me a few penalty points especially in public.
Only outdone by when the cashier asks if I need any bags and I look over and say “no thanks already got one”. I don’t think I’ve been forgiven for that one yet… it’s been quite a few years too.
Last edited by RichieRich; 09-03-2021 at 01:07 PM.
Reason: Stupid autocorrect totally changing words and meanings.
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I'm in the opposite life situation as you actually. I am in the process of moving my ex out. I hope that you do not encounter a similar situation as I am currently in, and I sincerely apologize if this brings down the aura in this thread.
Honestly, I suggest to use the oh so difficult word "sorry" and mean it, try to understand your partner, and excercise patience. Spend time together on common likes, and show appreciation as your significant other treats you with respect and kindness.
On the other side, be aware if your needs are not met despite trying your best to come to common ground, and don't hesitate to see a couples counsellor if things get dicey and communication fails and frustration arises. Disagreements are healthy, just work to respect your partner's opinion.
All the best to you and your significant other.
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I'm in the opposite life situation as you actually. I am in the process of moving my ex out. I hope that you do not encounter a similar situation as I am currently in, and I sincerely apologize if this brings down the aura in this thread.
Honestly, I suggest to use the oh so difficult word "sorry" and mean it, try to understand your partner, and excercise patience. Spend time together on common likes, and show appreciation as your significant other treats you with respect and kindness.
On the other side, be aware if your needs are not met despite trying your best to come to common ground, and don't hesitate to see a couples counsellor if things get dicey and communication fails and frustration arises. Disagreements are healthy, just work to respect your partner's opinion.
All the best to you and your significant other.
Sorry to hear... that's a tough situation to go through. Perhaps another thread where people can share *brief* stories but moreso pragmatic useful advice for how to survive getting into that situation and beyond? I suspect a lot more couples are having challenges now given the last 18mo being unlike anything prior in their lives.
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- I wrote this while hammered
- we found a separate place since this post to make it "our home" - we will live in Vancouver again btw so its just a rental.... albeit at 3600 a month I think otherwise, but I am okay with the cost (no im not okay, but I like to convince myself I am).
- she hasn't killed me (yet)
Will provide update next month if interested.
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- I wrote this while hammered
- we found a separate place since this post to make it "our home" - we will live in Vancouver again btw so its just a rental.... albeit at 3600 a month I think otherwise, but I am okay with the cost (no im not okay, but I like to convince myself I am).
- she hasn't killed me (yet)
Will provide update next month if interested.
Yeah....you should probably post more regularly so people know you're alive.
When does she bring in the army of cats?
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If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
I'm gonna go soft on you fellas, and to OP; make sure you two understand each other's 5 Love Languages -- basically how to best communicate, and validate your partner.
Lots of websites, to take the free quizzes and identify your own.
- I wrote this while hammered
- we found a separate place since this post to make it "our home" - we will live in Vancouver again btw so its just a rental.... albeit at 3600 a month I think otherwise, but I am okay with the cost (no im not okay, but I like to convince myself I am).
- she hasn't killed me (yet)
Will provide update next month if interested.
For $3600 a month do you at least get Peter12 as your live in butler?
