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			Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas everyone.  With 12 days until Christmas, I figured I'd start this Christmas themed useless thread.   
 
How it'll work:  Everyone who can think of something for the day, post your submissions.   At the end of the day someone can arbitrarily declare a winner and that one will be the 'official' line for the remainder of the 12 days.  I'll also  try to start a thread each day.   
 
I'm not very creative, so fire away by completing this line: 
 
On the first day of Christmas, Darryl Sutter gave to me....
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-13-2004, 01:13 PM
			
			
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			Bob Goodenow hanging from a tree
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-13-2004, 01:15 PM
			
			
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			hehe. great topic. 
 
I'm torn.  
 
Either 'Beer' in tribute to Bob and Doug Mckenzie 
 
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			12-13-2004, 01:22 PM
			
			
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			The next seasons tickets free   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			12-13-2004, 01:30 PM
			
			
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			... a banner that says Champion Coupe du Stanley!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-13-2004, 01:32 PM
			
			
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			Well, since I was just nitpicking about historical origins of Christian holidays in another thread, I'll point out that the twelve days of Christmas are, infact, Christmas and the eleven days following it, not the days preceeding it. The twelfth night is January fifth.  
 
That said, sure, I'll play along.  
 
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			12-13-2004, 01:34 PM
			
			
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			A long term deal for Iggy!!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-13-2004, 01:37 PM
			
			
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			12-13-2004, 01:59 PM
			
			
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			Better start from the beginning boys. 
 
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			12-13-2004, 02:02 PM
			
			
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			A return to respectabilty for the Flames. 
 
Oh wait - he got us that last year.  
 
A #1 Goalie? 
 
Nope...we got that too last year.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-13-2004, 02:13 PM
			
			
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			...proof we're more than a Cinderella story.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			12-13-2004, 03:48 PM
			
			
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			Something more succesful then "Oiler" hockeeeeey
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Those days are past now, and in the past they must remain, but we can still rise now and be a nation again.
			 
		
		
		
		
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			12-13-2004, 04:47 PM
			
			
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			a clear head for mathew lom-bar-diiii
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-13-2004, 04:58 PM
			
			
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			a "hehehehehe" from Bertuzzied 
  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-13-2004, 05:46 PM
			
			
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			...a kitten killed by M. Zidlicky
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-13-2004, 06:33 PM
			
			
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			12-14-2004, 11:58 AM
			
			
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