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Old 01-26-2021, 03:27 PM   #3861
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Can't wait to see him blow his top when Tkachuk sets off their guys over ten head to heads.

Already embarrassing himself and the season series hasn't even begun!
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Old 01-26-2021, 03:30 PM   #3862
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David Staples, much like the Oilers he loves, is no good.
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That is amazing. Reminds me of this:

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You think its not real. You think it might be a prank. You even think it might be an April Fool's joke.

Nope. David Staples is genuinely that stupid and believes that sinks used as urinals will solve the Roger's Place sewage conundrum.

Ladies and Gentlemen.....so here we are...
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Old 01-26-2021, 04:55 PM   #3867
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That is amazing. Reminds me of this:

I don't know what language she is speaking, but it sounded like urinal in her language was "piss buck". That's a far better name than urinal.
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Old 01-26-2021, 05:04 PM   #3868
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Tkachuk Is the gift that keeps on giving for Flames Fans. Knowing he drives guys like Staples crazy makes me happy.
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Edmonton is No Good IX: The Piss Buck
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I don't know what language she is speaking, but it sounded like urinal in her language was "piss buck". That's a far better name than urinal.
The piece on her microphone says "HAARLEM", which is just outside of Amsterdam, so I would guess she's speaking Dutch.
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Old 01-26-2021, 05:27 PM   #3871
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You think its not real. You think it might be a prank. You even think it might be an April Fool's joke.

Nope. David Staples is genuinely that stupid and believes that sinks used as urinals will solve the Roger's Place sewage conundrum.

Ladies and Gentlemen.....so here we are...
I don't think I've ever been in a stadium restroom and thought to myself "Hey, you know what this place needs? More eye contact!"
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I don't know what language she is speaking, but it sounded like urinal in her language was "piss buck". That's a far better name than urinal.
I don't speak a word of it, but it sounded extremely Dutch to me.
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Old 01-26-2021, 05:49 PM   #3873
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I don't speak a word of it, but it sounded extremely Dutch to me.
Definitely Dutch. That video is hilarious.
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Looks like the Jets finally discovered the Oilers' one weakness:

Hockey.

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Old 01-26-2021, 08:40 PM   #3876
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Jeebus - they made a line of Turris, Kassian and Neal. The PBP said “they know how to make things happen”.

Now, at their combined salaries, they should.
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Jeebus - they made a line of Turris, Kassian and Neal. The PBP said “they know how to make things happen”.

Now, at their combined salaries, they should.
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Old 01-26-2021, 08:57 PM   #3879
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Hey I heard after his last dominating history making career defining game that Poolparty was moved to the top line, he must have been awesome with McDougiehowser right, a few points, the defensive concience of the first line. I'm so excited to go check his stats line.


Hmmmm


0 - 0 - 0 - -1 - 15:41


Ummm, I'll show myself out.
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You think its not real. You think it might be a prank. You even think it might be an April Fool's joke.

Nope. David Staples is genuinely that stupid and believes that sinks used as urinals will solve the Roger's Place sewage conundrum.

Ladies and Gentlemen.....so here we are...
What David Staples is advocating guarantees that the title of this thread is very appropos - there DEFINITELY will still be something in the (sink) water!
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