Embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions....

[CrusaderPi]

Two summers ago I was at a slo pitch tournament (Edson - lost in the finals ) and while straddling a bench my left nut slip out of my shorts. Needless to say, pictures were taken and I switched from boxers to boxer briefs.

[Incinerator]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

I was doing a presentation in the 11th grade, wearing a button up shirt and the top buttons popped off. I suppose it wasn't that bad, cause I was wearing a bra and so there was no nudity, but I was pretty embarrassed. Had to hold my shirt closed for the rest of the presentation.

I bet you got an A+ if your teacher was a guy

[Otto-matic]

Originally Posted by North East Goon

I remember back in Jr. High School I snuck up behind the hottest girl in school in gym and whipped down her sweatpants to her ankles, not realizing that I brought her panties along for the ride as well. I got suspended for 3 days and had to bring my Mom in to make a formal apology to her. Ahhh great memories of being a little punk!

I dont know why but when ever I read this I get a chuckle out of it.

Well the only real embarrassing moment I have experienced was at the Stampede. My friends thought it be funny to pull my pants down while I was waiting to buy a Corn Dog. Boy was I embarrassed since the cashier was a pretty lady too.

Needless to say I was glad I didnt have loose fitting boxers that day.

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by Incinerator

I bet you got an A+ if your teacher was a guy

Oh you bet I did get an A!... But my teacher was a chick.

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Oh you bet I did get an A!... But my teacher was a chick.

thats hot

[BlAcKNoVa]

Spilled gravy during lunch at the wave pool one day on my blue jeans. Right where the crotch is. I kind of had to walk around with my hand stretching my shirt down to cover the spot up. This happened during a school field trip, so I had to get on the bus still and everything. I think I did a good job covering it up though.

In grade 7 or 8, we had a track & field day outside the school. Sadly I brought a pair of shorts that were a few sizes to big for me. Everytime a running event took place I had to hold onto my shorts with one hand the entire time otherwise they were going down. That sucked a lot.

Nothing that embarassing though, there are some good ones in here for sure.

[STAMPEDRED]

Just last week I had a wardrobe malfunction with my jeans zipper. Stupid thing popped at the top so there was no way to rezip it up or anything. My guy working with me pointed it out to me - to which we both shrugged and said together "just wear a long shirt", which I had hanging on a post in this house we are in. Remember, it was freaking cold outside, but inside all you need is a t-shirt on, so the long shirt is waiting to be put on when I go home.

Even better, I could've almost cared less! I wore the same jeans for about three days before I figured it was time to let them go!

Another story back in the teenage days... our youth group went to Lloyds for rollerskating (what did they call those 4 wheeled skates back then again?) One of the guys was skating around to a slow song with a chick he really liked. I really couldn't resist! Skated up, pants him, laughed skated by... the best part was he didn't do a thing about it! He just kept on skating arm in arm with this chick with his pants around his ankles for the entire song!

[Devils'Advocate]

In university I was working at Kmart. I was setting up a display case and *RIP*, there go the dress pants. The customers around me heard it and looked over, so I quickly backed into the stock room.Hrm. What to do. I tried calling home for someone to bring me out a new pair of pants, but nobody was home. Then there was a call from the front desk "Someone from dept 65 to the front desk". Well, that evening, I *WAS* dept 65.
I had about 5 minutes before the store manager would come track me down and rip me a new one (I was not on his good side already). So I took the pants off, folded one ripped side inside the other. Then I found the smallest plastic stringers, you know those "I"-shaped stringers for holding price tags on and stringed the two layers together. It looked weird, but at least my ass wasn't falling out of my pants.

[Calgaryborn]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

The women were snickering like heck and no guy is going to walk up to another guy to talk to him about his penis . . . . so, it's one of those "tweener" social situations you find yourself in.

Ann Landers used to say you should tell people if they have a booger hanging out of their nose and I'll go along with that but . . . .

Cowperson

How about something like: "hey buddy I don't know what you've been told but sunlight won't make that thing grow"

[pope04]

I once made my living as a wedding photographer. I shot a Filipino wedding and one of the shots they love prior to the ceremony is of the dress on the bride's bed and the mother adjusting the veil reflected in the mirror whilst the bride is in housecoat. I shot the dress, but the shot of the mother adjusting the veil in the mirror required me to be almost in the middle of the bed. Not wanting to disturb the dress, I straddled the corner of the bed's mattress while crouching to get my shot.

I shot, but when I got out of my crouching/straddling stance I blew the rear out of my pants from the bottom of the fly up to the belt. The bride and her mother were both the shy sort, but they thought they'd witnessed the funniest thing they'd ever seen. I was given a needle and thread and retired to the washroom, removed my pants and started to stitch 'em up.

Well, I was in the bride's bathroom without my pants, and the door suddenly opened. I thought I'd locked the door, but it turned out the lock was faulty. One of the bridesmaids arrived and, not wanting to disturb the bride or her mother, thought she'd touch up her makeup. I'm not sure who was more embarrassed: Me, in my underwear, or the bridesmaid seeing a partially-naked stranger in her friend's bathroom.

Needless to say, I had the bride, her family and the bridesmaids in "stitches" for the rest of the day.

[jroc]

Back while i was still in high school, I woke up one morning in my house hold, still groggy and half asleep i stumbled my way to the bathroom wearing what i slept in, my boxers and my t-shirt. My sister was occupying the bathroom so i stood infront of the door and waited for about a minute. When she finally opened the door, she had kinda glanced down, and then her eyes shot straight back up and she gave me the most awkward look ever. I had no idea what the crazy look was for, until i entered the bathroom, looked at the mirror and noticed that my dong was hanging out of my peehole in my boxers!!!!! Needless to say, neither of us brought up this moment ever...

[jroc]

Originally Posted by North East Goon

I remember back in Jr. High School I snuck up behind the hottest girl in school in gym and whipped down her sweatpants to her ankles, not realizing that I brought her panties along for the ride as well. I got suspended for 3 days and had to bring my Mom in to make a formal apology to her. Ahhh great memories of being a little punk!

I remember in grade 11 gym class, we were playing volleyball... My one friend challenged our other friend to a race to see who could weave there hands and arms in and out of the volleyball net from top to bottom the quickest. Once my friend got his arms woven all through the net, one of our other buddies pulled down his pants, boxers and all right to his ankles. Poor guys dong was hanging out for at least 5 full seconds while he was trying to get his tangled arms out of the net to pull up his pants, all while doing this, pretty much every girl in our class was on the other side of the net laughing histarically..

Definately one of the most hilarious moments in highschool....

[Shazam]

Man what's with all the ripped pants stories? Get yer pants somewhere besides Zellers

[Manson?]

Here's kind of a bad one...
At an 80's party a few years ago, I was dressed up in a neon pink track suit with elastic waist and all, ok? So I am kinda wasted and I am talking with a few girls right? And then I get pantsed underwear and all and in my drunken state it took me like a good 15 seconds to realize the magnitude of the pantsing and in the same state took my leisurely time to pull them up, letting everyone who was there get a full frontal shot and a pretty good rear one while I clumsily bent over to pull up the old trowsers. Not one of my finest moments let me tell you.

[I_H8_Crawford]

Originally Posted by jroc

Back while i was still in high school, I woke up one morning in my house hold, still groggy and half asleep i stumbled my way to the bathroom wearing what i slept in, my boxers and my t-shirt. My sister was occupying the bathroom so i stood infront of the door and waited for about a minute. When she finally opened the door, she had kinda glanced down, and then her eyes shot straight back up and she gave me the most awkward look ever. I had no idea what the crazy look was for, until i entered the bathroom, looked at the mirror and noticed that my dong was hanging out of my peehole in my boxers!!!!! Needless to say, neither of us brought up this moment ever...

I hope you didn't have morning wood too! That would scar her for life, I would think...

[SpitFire40]

Originally Posted by Shazam

Man what's with all the ripped pants stories? Get yer pants somewhere besides Zellers

HAHA, well if you've got a job when they get dirty, dusty you don't really want more expensive pants.

I did upgrade to the $40 pair from the $15 though. I swear to god you could've heard the rip sound at the other end of the store...

[pope04]

I just had to resuscitate this old thread.

Recently, my wife had a staff party. I was especially gung-ho when she informed me that it was a theme party, and, well, she left the memo at work but was pretty sure that the theme was the 70s.

Great, I thought.......I've got my late father's brown ultra-suede suit moldering in the closet!! Flared pants, wide, wacky, two-tone lapels, westernish cut.....Awesome. Even the sleeves were flared. I threw on a turtleneck - unfortunately, I didn't have one of those ruffled dress shirts - and dove into the suit, lamenting the fact that the only thing lacking was 70s vintage Hush Puppies because my attire was exactly the same color.

My wife didn't get into the clothes as enthusiastically as myself. She put on an old hat and some of her mother's jewelry. If I could've, I would've grown sideburns and a pornstache.

At any rate, we got to my wife's party at a downtown hotel. As we sauntered in, all we saw were tuxes and evening dresses. My wife's an RN, so she works with a lot of docs, and there was administration from various hospitals at the party. Monied folk. Mortified, my wife ripped off her hat and jewelry and put them in the car. She looked significanty underdressed. Me, well, I looked pretty ridiculous.

It turns out that there was a theme to the party, just not the 70s. The theme was Casino Royale.............James Bond, glitz 'n' glamour etc.

I elected to not worry about it. Security didn't come to take me away, and, hell, I didn't know anybody anyway. Practically nobody, at least. My wife was beside herself telling people that it was a mistake and I don't normally dress this way.

I decided to act like I was the best-dressed guy in the joint. One lady brushed by me, and I scowled at her and told her she could look but not touch. A middle-aged gent impeccably-tailored in Corneliani asked me about my attire with a twinkle in his eye. Hell, he probably owned the same suit thirty years ago. With a straight face I told him I bought it a week ago.

The best part of the story? When my wife went to work the next day, her co-workers thought that my get-up was 70s Bond! They thought my clothes were a send-up to Roger Moore! All's well that ends well, I guess.

[Antithesis]

I had an acquaintance in the dorm I lived in at University have the back of his pants rip during the first hour of his student teaching round in a Grade 6 class.

[notoepik]

LOL, great story pope! Sounds like something my hubby would do, he has an old leisure suit in the closet he is just dying to wear to a party! It is maroon with a paisley wide collared shirt to go with it. Brutal

[Barnes]

I had forgotten I started this thread. That's funny pope. Where did your wife get the idea it was 70s?