American Politics Thread: The Hunt for Blue November

[FlamesAddiction]

I can't help thinking that his handlers just faked a positive test in a way to ground him to his room.

Although, the Twitter raging should be fun for a couple of weeks.

[Looch City]

Lol is he actually going to quarantine though?

Hope it's most painful sickness you've had you orange piece of ####. Come out alive still though, need to drag you to jail still.

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by Poster

Will the markets crash?

https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

[#-3]

Update

Originally Posted by #-3

I think the ideal scenario is he test positivetomorrow,
Struggles with mild symptoms for 2 weeks,
Covers it up and continues to campaign infecting his proud boy friends,
Takes turn for the worse ends up on a ventilator for 3 weeks,
Gets outed for literally infecting a bunch of his supporters,
We find out Pense has it bad too
Pelosi gets the 25h
Losses in a land slide,
Then wakes up in time to find out all of the republicans have already conceded for him.

Dare to Dream!

[Poster]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

I’m not smart enough to understand all that. Someone explain it like I am stupid please?

[TheScorpion]

####ing idiot says idiotic things while potentially actively practicing idiocy, more at 11:

https://twitter.com/user/status/1311119323503747073

[afc wimbledon]

Originally Posted by Poster

I’m not smart enough to understand all that. Someone explain it like I am stupid please?

A lot of red is never good

[FlamesAddiction]

If he dies, can you imagine the conspiracy theories coming from the MAGA cult though?

[DownInFlames]

https://twitter.com/user/status/1311892539541159941

https://twitter.com/user/status/1311892783897210885

[Parallex]

Man who wears masks only sporadically and attends large gatherings gets COVID... film at 11.

[Poster]

Originally Posted by afc wimbledon

A lot of red is never good

That’s what I thought but was hoping someone would tell me differently.

I hate Trump but this could cost the Dems the election.

If he dies or can’t perform his duties and is replaced as the R nominee, all the Never Trump R’s can come home with their vote.

I hate Trump but if he survives, he will be a legend to his followers and if he dies he will be a martyr and Pence is even worse for the country!

Not good!!!

[Ozy_Flame]

Looks like China won

[getbak]

[dino7c]

OMG it might all make sense in the end

Although is this all BS? he knows he is losing but is now going to kick some covid ass!

[Johnny Makarov]

So are the Proud Boys ready now??

[woob]

I’m bigly conflicted on this. On one hand, yay Karma. On the other hand, I feel like it’s another lie from the WH and a game plan is in play. So does this mean I need my tinfoil hat for feeling this way?

[bigtmac19]

Hahahahahahahahaha. You obese burger eating piece of poop. Good luck a**hole.

[Sluggo]

Remember when you were a kid and faked being sick to avoid school? Watch as he gets a giant sympathy bump in the poles and makes a miraculous recovery before the election. Even if he does have it i wouldn't believe it unless there is third party verification.


He has lied way too many time and I wouldn't put it past him

[FlamesAddiction]

Originally Posted by woob

I’m bigly conflicted on this. On one hand, yay Karma. On the other hand, I feel like it’s another lie from the WH and a game plan is in play. So does this mean I need my tinfoil hat for feeling this way?

The thought did cross my mind that they will try to make a case for postponing the election until he recovers.

[dino7c]

I have my doubts he would actually tell anyone if he did have it...seems like a farce to me. Although judging by the reaction online I don't think he is getting much of a sympathy bounce lol.