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Old 02-09-2007, 08:44 AM   #1
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Sometimes they actually hit on good ideas...for hockey!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6295567.stm

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The US military has appealed to scientists to help develop a novel weapon - artificial black ice.

The plastic-like substance, the brainchild of the US Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency (Darpa), would be used to force slip-ups from enemies.

The "polymer ice" would be designed for hot, arid environments, "as found in Iraq and Afghanistan", it said.
Quick, somebody email the NHL!
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:45 AM   #2
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wouldn't it get carved up by the blades???
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:48 AM   #3
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I take it the substance they are going to use will be similar to the substance used to make the "ice" on the "hockey treadmill" one of which being in the Lindsay Park complex.

If so....maybe its the reverse...the military is taking technology that the Ice Hockey industry has already created!
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:54 AM   #4
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little does the US know, the taliban has skate blades built in to the bottom of their shoes...designed with the help of inspector gadget.
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Old 02-09-2007, 09:17 AM   #5
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Are they developing an armoured zamboni?
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:07 AM   #7
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Black ice ... hmmm ... might be a little hard to follow the puck.
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:15 AM   #8
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bah, we'll just highlight it with a dot, and blue - pass, red - shoot!
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:23 AM   #9
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^^^ That's very Foxy.
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:26 AM   #10
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Hehehe...this reminds me a lot of Donkey Kong throwing a banana and all the other mario carts slipping on it...
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Old 02-09-2007, 03:39 PM   #11
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Good point maybe the Canadian Forces should use banana peels (if they can afford it)
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:30 PM   #12
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Anyway, I forwarded the article to a member of the hockey media. They said they would take it to the GM's meetings in Florida and might mention it if the subject of bad ice came up.

Who knows. Maybe we will need to come up with white pucks someday for markets in the southern US.
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:35 PM   #13
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And the new commish of the NHL






Hail Cobra and his new roster of super weapons
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