02-09-2007, 11:25 AM
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#21
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by rubecube
Well that pretty much rules me out.
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your neither man nor woman? 
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Originally Posted by J pold
I'm just a overall d-bag
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Last edited by jroc; 02-09-2007 at 11:28 AM.
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02-09-2007, 11:27 AM
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#22
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by chummer
Yes it's true about the polygraph.They brought it in a few years ago.
I don't think they would have a problem if you smoked a joint 2 years ago.
They understand that no one is perfect but are looking for more serious offences.I have my opinions on the polygraph but they best be left unsaid on here.
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A single joint two years ago? Hmm. What if instead of a joint, it was a line of coke? And instead of two years ago, it was last week? And it was snorted off a stripper's chest? And then the stripper sorta slipped and hit her head? And then she kinda disappeared? Hypothetically, of course...
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02-09-2007, 11:32 AM
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#23
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by fredr123
A single joint two years ago? Hmm. What if instead of a joint, it was a line of coke? And instead of two years ago, it was last week? And it was snorted off a stripper's chest? And then the stripper sorta slipped and hit her head? And then she kinda disappeared? Hypothetically, of course...
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When can you start?
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02-09-2007, 11:35 AM
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#24
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Fred- I don't think they are going to care that you had a typical weekend in Vegas.
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02-09-2007, 11:38 AM
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#25
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by ken0042
Fred- I don't think they are going to care that you had a typical weekend in Vegas.
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Thank Gawd! I thought the Calgar Fire Department was anti-good time.
On the other hand, maybe EPS is more to my liking: http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=37578
Last edited by fredr123; 02-09-2007 at 11:40 AM.
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02-09-2007, 11:59 AM
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#26
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by jroc
your neither man nor woman? |
LOL. Almost as bad as not knowing if you're circumsised.
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02-09-2007, 12:11 PM
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#27
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by chummer
When can you start?
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6-8 years...
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02-09-2007, 12:13 PM
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#28
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by chummer
When can you start?
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Is there a height restriction?
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02-09-2007, 12:17 PM
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#29
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by rubecube
Is there a height restriction?
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Hmmm,good question,not as far as I know.I'm only 5'8'' and there are some shorter than me.
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02-09-2007, 12:20 PM
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#30
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by chummer
Hmmm,good question,not as far as I know.I'm only 5'8'' and there are some shorter than me.
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Okay, I'm 5'8" so that works. The whole "great physical shape" thing could use some improvement though.
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02-09-2007, 12:31 PM
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#31
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Originally Posted by rubecube
The whole "great physical shape" thing could use some improvement though.
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My cousin has been active all his life, worked as a lifeguard, swam several kilometres per day, went on 100 km mountain bike races.........
When he was trying to get into the FD he was telling me how he had to "get himself into shape" so he would qualify.
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02-09-2007, 12:35 PM
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#32
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by ken0042
My cousin has been active all his life, worked as a lifeguard, swam several kilometres per day, went on 100 km mountain bike races.........
When he was trying to get into the FD he was telling me how he had to "get himself into shape" so he would qualify. |
My issue is that when I was younger I would play sports to get in shape but not having a ride really limits getting involved in intramural activity. I don't like going to the gym because it's the competition of sports that gets me going and the gym is just really repetitive.
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02-09-2007, 12:51 PM
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#33
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Well that pretty much rules me out.
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Don't worry. All you have to do is get in, then you can sleep for 12 hours a day. 
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02-09-2007, 12:57 PM
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#34
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Jayems
Don't worry. All you have to do is get in, then you can sleep for 12 hours a day. |
No need for that....actually it's 14
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02-09-2007, 03:48 PM
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#35
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by rubecube
LOL. Almost as bad as not knowing if you're circumsised.
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wooh wooh wooh!!! that was not me.... that was your old pal J pold!!!
speaking of which.. why the heck would you want a wingman that does not even know the nature of his own penis??
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
I'm just a overall d-bag
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02-09-2007, 03:54 PM
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#36
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by jroc
wooh wooh wooh!!! that was not me.... that was your old pal J pold!!!
speaking of which.. why the heck would you want a wingman that does not even know the nature of his own penis??
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I knew who it was, still funny to bring it up.
Also I asked to be wingman before that whole incident. Does any man truly know the nature of his own penis? You think you do, then you get drunk and the go home with one of those dreaded "big girls". Not that I would know what that's like.
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02-09-2007, 04:27 PM
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#37
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jroc
wooh wooh wooh!!! that was not me.... that was your old pal J pold!!!
speaking of which.. why the heck would you want a wingman that does not even know the nature of his own penis??
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
I knew who it was, still funny to bring it up.
Also I asked to be wingman before that whole incident. Does any man truly know the nature of his own penis? You think you do, then you get drunk and the go home with one of those dreaded "big girls". Not that I would know what that's like. |
Don’t you ever talk about my dick without my Permission! (Pay attention to 50 second mark)
EDIT: Language Warning on link
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02-09-2007, 04:32 PM
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#38
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by SteveToms
I am gettng very tired of Retail. I am looking for a new job, anyone have suggestions or job they know of?
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Financial planner - it's been a good gig for me.
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02-09-2007, 04:38 PM
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#39
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Originally Posted by J pold
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Dude that link was  x 32
0:40 in...."F*** SALT!!"
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