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Old 02-08-2007, 10:31 PM   #41
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Axe/Tag are pretty cheap crap... but its pretty good for a post workout B/O screen if you can't get to a shower right away/ don't have time for a shower.

Personally, I prefer Nautica, Swiss Army, Hugo Boss and Armani.
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Old 02-08-2007, 11:12 PM   #42
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I agree with my sister. I just love the smell of most men. Generally, your body wash/shampoo, whatever it is that you do is enough to make you smell like a delicious treat. Sweaty man is a good smell. Week old sweaty man (not a week old baby boy, but a man who hasn't washed for a week) is not a good smell. MMmmmm... I'm a scent person. Men smell good. I'm gonna have to go now....
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Old 02-08-2007, 11:30 PM   #43
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I agree with my sister. I just love the smell of most men. Generally, your body wash/shampoo, whatever it is that you do is enough to make you smell like a delicious treat. Sweaty man is a good smell. Week old sweaty man (not a week old baby boy, but a man who hasn't washed for a week) is not a good smell. MMmmmm... I'm a scent person. Men smell good. I'm gonna have to go now....
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Old 02-08-2007, 11:44 PM   #45
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Interesting.

Personally, I don't find this attractive. I find athletes attractive and the presence of sweat doesn't bother me, but the smell does.

I'm all for a dab of cologne, especially D&G. I melt into a puddle...
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:00 AM   #46
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As a guy who has played enough hockey...Some of us really, really reak after 2 games of hockey. I remember one of my best buddies was a horrible offender, we'd usually bannish him from the room his gear (and as a result him) smelt so horribly...

Oh, and I've done the week long no shower thing. Does it count if I play hockey like everyday for hours at a time? It's basically continuous fresh sweat!
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:56 AM   #47
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I agree with my sister. I just love the smell of most men. Generally, your body wash/shampoo, whatever it is that you do is enough to make you smell like a delicious treat. Sweaty man is a good smell. Week old sweaty man (not a week old baby boy, but a man who hasn't washed for a week) is not a good smell. MMmmmm... I'm a scent person. Men smell good. I'm gonna have to go now....
Okay, take it easy.

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Old 02-09-2007, 12:02 PM   #48
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There is more female posters on CP then I thought!

I thought there was like 3..
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:12 PM   #49
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As a guy who has played enough hockey...Some of us really, really reak after 2 games of hockey. I remember one of my best buddies was a horrible offender, we'd usually bannish him from the room his gear (and as a result him) smelt so horribly...

Oh, and I've done the week long no shower thing. Does it count if I play hockey like everyday for hours at a time? It's basically continuous fresh sweat!
Hockey is different, because generally your equipment has fungus growing in it, even if you've cleaned it recently (and I know guys who never clean theirs!). Plus, for some reason hockey sweat has an acrid, ammonia-like quality. My wife has informed me that workout sweat means go, but hockey-man-smell means stop.

If you're interested in an unusual scent that women really seem to like--Clinique Happy for Men. It's not musky, but I've received several compliments on it--one or two that were a little uncomfortable, given that I'm married....... Most importantly, my wife loves it.
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Nothing says "I'm 20 and single" like dousing yourself in Axe body spray.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:17 PM   #51
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Hockey is different, because generally your equipment has fungus growing in it, even if you've cleaned it recently (and I know guys who never clean theirs!:bleh. Plus, for some reason hockey sweat has an acrid, ammonia-like quality. My wife has informed me that workout sweat means go, but hockey-man-smell means stop.

If you're interested in an unusual scent that women really seem to like--Clinique Happy for Men. It's not musky, but I've received several compliments on it--one or two that were a little uncomfortable, given that I'm married....... Most importantly, my wife loves it.
I have never ever cleaned any piece of hockey equipment I have ever owned....I always give it the "air out" but thats about it~!
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Nothing says "I'm 20 and single" like dousing yourself in Axe body spray.
What about WOW? I've seen many a man doom himself by admitting to playing that god awful game.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:25 PM   #53
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I pretty much hate all colognes so I just stick with the old spice deodourant. With that I've never gotten any complaints. . . or many compliments for that matter . Girls do seem to melt when I'm climbing though.
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Old 02-09-2007, 03:27 PM   #54
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What about WOW? I've seen many a man doom himself by admitting to playing that god awful game.
Hahah, there you go, combine Axe and WOW and you have the most uneligible bachelor of all time.
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Old 02-09-2007, 03:34 PM   #55
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There is more female posters on CP then I thought!
I thought there was like 3..
No kidding. It suddenly seems like more women on here than men...

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Hilarious stuff. That series of posts was golden. I've been laughing for 5min now. As posted in another thread... Just say NO to WOW.
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:26 PM   #57
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No kidding. It suddenly seems like more women on here than men...



Hilarious stuff. That series of posts was golden. I've been laughing for 5min now. As posted in another thread... Just say NO to WOW.
I'm kinda surprised by most of the names I thought were men are now revealed as women.
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Old 02-09-2007, 10:25 PM   #58
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Yeah, just get rid of all the confusion, shower. I've sat beside enough guys with bad BO to even consider sweat as sexy. (that is some messed up grammar there, but I'm too tired to figure out what's wrong with it) JUST FRIGGIN SHOWER. And NO, spraying on 4 layers of cologne does not count.
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Old 02-10-2007, 01:57 AM   #59
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my lady gets a special cologne...its called sex panther...by odeon. It's illegal in 9 countries. yep, it's made with bits of real panther...so you know it's good. They've done studies you know...60% of the time it works everytime.
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Hmmm and I thought the one cologne that would catch the ladies attention was Sex Panther by Odeon.

They've done studies you know. 60% of the time, it works everytime.

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my lady gets a special cologne...its called sex panther...by odeon. It's illegal in 9 countries. yep, it's made with bits of real panther...so you know it's good. They've done studies you know...60% of the time it works everytime.
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