An Excuse Not To Shower...Female Input Please

[alltherage]

On the note of the Axe body spray, you guys probably know this, but it smells bad. Get real cologne man. From what I've heard theres nothing less impressive than a $7 bottle of axe on a guy (other than BO.)

[Tron_fdc]

I could never do that (no shower). I shower up to 3 times a day....I hate stink. Especially on me.

[Flames09]

Originally Posted by alltherage

On the note of the Axe body spray, you guys probably know this, but it smells bad. Get real cologne man. From what I've heard theres nothing less impressive than a $7 bottle of axe on a guy (other than BO.)

Yes I hate that stuff way to cheap out, the best is the cologne "Sexual" and everything by "Hugo".

[Tron_fdc]

Originally Posted by Flames09

Yes I hate that stuff way to cheap out, the best is the cologne "Sexual" and everything by "Hugo".

Have you tried Bulgari or Dunhill? Makes me smell classy (even though I'm not)

[Winsor_Pilates]

Originally Posted by alltherage

On the note of the Axe body spray, you guys probably know this, but it smells bad. Get real cologne man. From what I've heard theres nothing less impressive than a $7 bottle of axe on a guy (other than BO.)

Disagree. I think it smells great, and it's a sub for pit stick, not cologne. It should be used with cologne for maximum effect.
The ladies love it when done right.

[OilersBaby]

You know, it actually smells good when used as a deodorant or whatever to cover up BO. Like Winsor Pilates said, it ought to be used with a cologne and then it smells yummy. Hehe.

[Slava]

Originally Posted by troutman

Andrew! It's dry and doesn't even smell bad!

Originally Posted by alltherage

*mouth continues to move with no words coming out...*

I hate(d) that commercial for so many reasons, but none more than the lack of synchronization! (Awesome addition to this thread by the way!)

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Slava

I hate(d) that commercial for so many reasons, but none more than the lack of synchronization! (Awesome addition to this thread by the way!)

The nod she gives Andrew at the end makes me roar too.

[bluejays]

wow. All the girls came out to play. I guess the advice is 50/50...should I continue to have a shower twice a day, or none at all, that is the question .

[bluejays]

one thing I really can't believe is that some women actually find that scent nice...I find any smell of sweat (fresh or stale), repulsive. Yak!

[TheyCallMeBruce]

There is one cologne I know of that will catch a woman's attention most of the time. It is quite amazing, and apparently hard to find in Calgary.

Mambo by Liz Claiborne

This is basically the ultimate cologne. It catches a woman's attention, which does it's job, but beyond that it is all up to you. If you're a total moron with women, no cologne will save you.

[calf]

Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates

Disagree. I think it smells great, and it's a sub for pit stick, not cologne. It should be used with cologne for maximum effect.
The ladies love it when done right.

While I agree, for the most part, I found when wearing AXE that after 4 hours or so, I'd get pretty horrible BO stink...BO stink that wouldn't be there even if I didn't use pit stick....not sure why, but it happens.

[greyshep]

Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

There is one cologne I know of that will catch a woman's attention most of the time. It is quite amazing, and apparently hard to find in Calgary.

Mambo by Liz Claiborne

This is basically the ultimate cologne. It catches a woman's attention, which does it's job, but beyond that it is all up to you. If you're a total moron with women, no cologne will save you.

Hmmm and I thought the one cologne that would catch the ladies attention was Sex Panther by Odeon.

They've done studies you know. 60% of the time, it works everytime.

[icecube]

I remember when I was younger my cousin gave me a cologne sampler called "morning breeze" for my birthday and i opened it up and nearly puked. It was a stinkbomb...

[Ice]

Originally Posted by fleury

one thing I really can't believe is that some women actually find that scent nice...I find any smell of sweat (fresh or stale), repulsive. Yak!

I have to agree with you. I much prefer the smell of a clean man who is NOT wearing cologne.

[Winsor_Pilates]

Originally Posted by calf

While I agree, for the most part, I found when wearing AXE that after 4 hours or so, I'd get pretty horrible BO stink...BO stink that wouldn't be there even if I didn't use pit stick....not sure why, but it happens.

Maybe your body has a strange chemical reaction to axe and releases BO as a response. My sympathys

[PYroMaNiaC]

I love the smell of men who have fresh sweat. I love the smell of men who have freshly showered. I love the smell of men who wear really good cologne.

I'd say that I just love the smell of men, but not quite. Hate BO. Don't like AXE. Please shower. And please find a scent that works for you. (Even if it means a few trips to the department store to stand at the fragrance counter like a dork.) Thanks.

[alltherage]

This cologne never would have ever crossed my mind normally, but i tried the daytona 500 stuff, and my GF couldnt keep her hands off me. The stuff smells wicked. She is disappointed if i FORGET to wear it.

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by PYroMaNiaC

I love the smell of men who have fresh sweat. I love the smell of men who have freshly showered. I love the smell of men who wear really good cologne.

I'd say that I just love the smell of men, but not quite. Hate BO. Don't like AXE. Please shower. And please find a scent that works for you. (Even if it means a few trips to the department store to stand at the fragrance counter like a dork.) Thanks.

'zactly.

[bluejays]

Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates

Maybe your body has a strange chemical reaction to axe and releases BO as a response. My sympathys

...man, that line was great.