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Old 02-06-2007, 05:14 AM   #1
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Ms. Nowak, a married mother of three who police believe was in a love triangle with a fellow astronaut, was charged with trying to abduct a woman she saw as her romantic rival, authorities said.

Ms. Nowak faces charges including attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery...

Ms. Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom
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Old 02-06-2007, 07:23 AM   #2
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Wow, if this is what happens to you in outer space then count me out. There are soooo many things in that story that make me go, "This has to be fake". It just seems to weird to be true.
Plus she "loves" him so much she live 1200 KM away from him and then decides to take out the competition by driving there while wearing dipers so she does not have to stop.
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Old 02-06-2007, 07:26 AM   #3
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Having superior abilities to think clearly and reason through a problem in a crisis situation is why she was an astronaut and you weren't!!!

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Old 02-06-2007, 08:23 AM   #4
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Having superior abilities to think clearly and reason through a problem in a crisis situation is why she was an astronaut and you weren't!!!

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You're right. Putting on a diaper to save time is something I would have never thought to do.
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Old 02-06-2007, 09:26 AM   #5
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Nancy Grace will be all over this story.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/ast...ted/index.html

Judge grants bail to astronaut accused of plotting to kidnap a romantic rival
• Lisa Marie Nowak can't contact alleged victim, must wear tracking device
• Both were vying for the affection of astronaut Bill Oefelein, police report says
• Nowak, 43, is married with three children; she's been astronaut since 1996
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Old 02-06-2007, 09:26 AM   #6
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You're right. Putting on a diaper to save time is something I would have never thought to do.
You see, she's just using her NASA training!

Clearly this is a lesson all astronauts learn ever since the very first American manned space flight, in which Alan Shepard peed himself on the launchpad after numerous delays to the countdown. Future missions equipped the astronauts with proper urine collection systems.

Seriously.
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:10 AM   #7
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Even love makes NASA robotics specialist aeronautical engineer astronauts do stupid things

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Old 02-06-2007, 11:14 AM   #8
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I wonder how long before Law & Order comes out with it's "Astronauts in Love" episode....
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Old 02-06-2007, 01:15 PM   #9
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Now facing Murder charges:

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/20...539449-ap.html

A NASA astronaut accused of trying to kidnap a romantic rival for a space shuttle pilot’s affections will remain in jail because authorities planned to charge her with attempted first-degree murder, an official said Tuesday.
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Old 02-06-2007, 01:18 PM   #10
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You're right. Putting on a diaper to save time is something I would have never thought to do.
No?

www.stadiumpal.com

http://www.biorelief.com/store/stadiumgal.html

This technology isn't new, nor is it rocket science.
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Old 02-06-2007, 01:19 PM   #11
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Think of the technological advances that will arise from this. She has to wear a tracking device, and she is into diapers. This may make finding lost children easier for everyone!
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Nancy Grace will be all over this story.
Yes. Nancy Grace is on the case:

http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/nancy.grace/

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Old 02-06-2007, 01:42 PM   #13
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Now facing Murder charges:
Well, attempted murder charges anyways.

(I read the CNN tagline wrong at first too.)
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Old 02-06-2007, 02:40 PM   #14
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The Police Report:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...astronut1.html
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