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Old 04-26-2020, 05:04 PM   #101
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Maybe Dennis Rodman could just call him up and check.
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I turned myself into a pickle Donald...IM PICKLE KIM!!!

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Old 04-26-2020, 06:21 PM   #103
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Old 04-26-2020, 06:31 PM   #104
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I turned myself into a pickle Donald...IM PICKLE KIM!!!


Wouldnt that be Kim Chi?
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Well if she takes power some things are going to have to change.


The bed of virgins is going to have to change from girls to boys.


The Kippumjo is also probably going to have to go through a change of sexual orientation.
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Old 04-26-2020, 07:13 PM   #106
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The Kippumjo is also probably going to have to go through a change of sexual orientation.
Edgy stuff man...
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Old 04-26-2020, 07:30 PM   #107
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Wouldnt that be Kim Chi?
well for that he's have to be a cabbage
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Well if she takes power some things are going to have to change.


The bed of virgins is going to have to change from girls to boys.


The Kippumjo is also probably going to have to go through a change of sexual orientation.
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Old 04-26-2020, 08:55 PM   #109
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well for that he's have to be a cabbage
Give me enough cabbage and I'll be able to clear out all of North Korea in a matter of minutes.
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Does he go straight into the golf Hall of Fame or have to wait?
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Apparently he's alive and has made his public appearance in weeks. Or as someone posted on Twitter "The Korean Cartman is alive!"
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Old 05-01-2020, 03:45 PM   #113
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Apparently he's alive and has made his public appearance in weeks. Or as someone posted on Twitter "The Korean Cartman is alive!"
He must have had some chicken noodle soup and Sprite.
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Old 05-01-2020, 03:52 PM   #114
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I was very disappointed to learn that the piece of toast was photoshopped into her mouth.
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Old 05-01-2020, 04:03 PM   #115
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I was very disappointed to learn that the piece of toast was photoshopped into her mouth.
The balance to that though surely is that a moderately attractive young woman just had toast photoshopped into her mouth
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Old 05-01-2020, 04:09 PM   #116
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Old 05-01-2020, 04:16 PM   #117
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I was very disappointed to learn that the piece of toast was photoshopped into her mouth.
Of course it's photoshopped... did you actually think they had toasters in North Korea?
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Old 05-01-2020, 04:23 PM   #118
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In North Korea, it would have been a live crab instead of toast.
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Old 05-01-2020, 04:27 PM   #119
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In North Korea, it would have been a live crab instead of toast.
I'm not sure if you are referring to the South Korean delicacy, ganjan-gejang, but it is so much better than toast.

https://www.maangchi.com/recipe/ganjang-gejang
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Old 05-01-2020, 04:48 PM   #120
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I dunno man I watched that whole video... I think I'll stick to toast.
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