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Old 02-04-2007, 11:45 AM   #1
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Reading the Sun this morning and Ted Byfield has a column titled
We can't take this affront sitting down

'You guys are being feminized, and you don't even know it.'

http://calgarysun.canoe.ca/NewsStand...23156-sun.html

He goes on about how he had to buy a new pair of long Johns and they didn't have the fly on the front. He took them back to Mark's Work Warehouse and complained because he wanted the fly....he didn't want to sit down while taking a ****.

I never use my fly....I always just pull it over top. It takes to long to try and weave it through the fly. What about you guys.....do you use your fly?
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Old 02-04-2007, 11:49 AM   #2
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It is a Ted Byfield article for god sakes!!

Do rational normal people read what he says and take it seriously? My god that is a scary thought....

For the record, i go over the top too. There is no way i could fit something this big through those fly holes they have...



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Old 02-04-2007, 11:50 AM   #3
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I hate any pants that have anything above a fly and one button. I saw one pair that had about four or five buttons in place of the fly and I couldn't believe anyone would buy them. I need to unzip and undo the button, anything else feels foreign.
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:16 PM   #4
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I hate any pants that have anything above a fly and one button. I saw one pair that had about four or five buttons in place of the fly and I couldn't believe anyone would buy them. I need to unzip and undo the button, anything else feels foreign.
Isn't he talking about 'long johns' which are more underwear than jeans?

Obviously no one is pulling it over the top of zipped-up blue jeans...


Maybe i misunderstood?


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Old 02-04-2007, 12:17 PM   #5
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Isn't he talking about 'long johns' which are more underwear than jeans?

Obviously no one is pulling it over the top of zipped-up blue jeans...


Maybe i misunderstood?


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Haha....ya that would be a little difficult.
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:18 PM   #6
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Isn't he talking about 'long johns' which are more underwear than jeans?

Obviously no one is pulling it over the top of zipped-up blue jeans...


Maybe i misunderstood?


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Maybe you're right. . . it was a long late night yesterday.
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:21 PM   #7
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Never use the fly. always over the top. Also jeans with buttons instead on zips work fine for me. They're not nearly as difficult as they first seem and you never forget to do them like you may with a zip.
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:58 PM   #8
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I'm one of those guys that have to have his pants at his ankle, with my shirt up to my chin while going in a public urinal.

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Old 02-04-2007, 02:06 PM   #9
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Ahh so that was you after the game last night.
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:52 PM   #10
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With jeans yeah, anything else generally no.
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:55 PM   #11
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I think most of my underwear (boxer briefs) don't have a fly...and I find them more comfortable.

Okay, I just checked...and it seems that most do have flys, I just never use them.
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Old 02-04-2007, 04:56 PM   #12
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hmm i've never really thought about that. i dont ive used just my fly since i was like 6, usually i undo the button and undo the fly, just the fly is too difficult.
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Old 02-04-2007, 05:00 PM   #13
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Make no mistake men, we are being feminized. But speaking strictly in terms of the above article, I don't want my little guy going through those scratchy metal teeth.
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Old 02-04-2007, 06:32 PM   #14
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I'm one of those guys that have to have his pants at his ankle, with my shirt up to my chin while going in a public urinal.

I think I went to highschool with you.
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Old 02-04-2007, 06:36 PM   #15
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I'm confused, maybe well endowed too

I'm not trying to manipulate anything through a zipper, god, that sounds awful. I undo belt, undo button, unzip fly, pull underwear down, urinate comfortably, reverse process.
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Old 02-04-2007, 06:37 PM   #16
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Most definately, the worst thread ever.
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Old 02-04-2007, 06:45 PM   #17
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i use my fly..... to rattle it when i need some *cough* service
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I like the one piece long johns with the fly in the front and the flap in the back.
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I use mine, but only started recently after a change in underwear
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urinate comfortably, reverse process.
Urinate uncomfortably?
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