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View Poll Results: How do you feel about the NHL team name "Seattle Kraken"?
Love it 262 50.58%
Hate it 97 18.73%
Indifferent 159 30.69%
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Old 01-31-2020, 04:24 AM   #201
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Try to make hockey cool again... the Seatle Hipsters. Imagine how much fun they could have with that! The jersey could look like a plaid t-shirt with tattoo sleeves, everyone would have to have a beard, no visors just thick glasses. I mean the possibilities are endless!
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Old 01-31-2020, 04:35 AM   #202
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Pays homage to hipsters working on screenplays in Starbucks.
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Old 01-31-2020, 07:07 AM   #203
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I like the name.
If I owned a team it would be my first and only choice.
The biggest reason is I think it would be the best name to sell a boatload of merch to fans and non fans alike.
I wouldn't care about having a name best representing the city but a name that would make me the most money.
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Old 01-31-2020, 07:13 AM   #204
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Seattle Grinders.
Grindr.
good idea. they already have an app for that.

they could then call the arena The Bathhouse.
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Old 01-31-2020, 07:47 AM   #205
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Toronto named its NBA team Raptors with no discernible connection to the region based on the hoopla of a popular movie of its day.

In that spirit: The Seattle Parasite?
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Old 01-31-2020, 07:56 AM   #206
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To be fair, I’d take Kraken over Sockeyes. It’s the lesser of two evils, and would ensure they weren’t called the suckeyes for the rest of their tenure.
The Seattle Phil's.
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Old 01-31-2020, 07:57 AM   #207
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Should have been the Seattle Karens. Could have glued "bob" wigs to the helmets and complained to the refs. Take the puck and go home just like they do with the kids.
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Old 01-31-2020, 07:58 AM   #208
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I like the name.
If I owned a team it would be my first and only choice.
The biggest reason is I think it would be the best name to sell a boatload of merch to fans and non fans alike.
I wouldn't care about having a name best representing the city but a name that would make me the most money.
Yeah, if this is the name they will definitely have a huge opportunity for great merch

There's a guy named Sparky that has been putting out Seattle concepts for a while now that even had a neat idea for a fun-style of Kraken:
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https://twitter.com/sparkychewbarky


..let alone the cool menacing dark Kraken stuff they can do too
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:09 AM   #209
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Like or hate the name Kraken, it's still way better than Golden Knights. Seattle ownership must have been relieved to see the new team name bar set so low
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:14 AM   #210
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Since it's standard for team names to get shortened (Avs, Preds, Caps, etc), I really look forward to seeing the Kraks take the ice
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:15 AM   #211
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So who's voice do you use for powerplay announcements?

Bill Nighy?



Liam Neeson?





Lawrence Olivier?

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Old 01-31-2020, 09:22 AM   #212
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^ Neeson. Of course.
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:38 AM   #213
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^ Neeson. Of course.
Probably, but Olivier is maybe the most famous actor ever. However, in 1981 he was pretty old. Nighy is an underrated voice.
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:43 AM   #214
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I like it. A lot. Already has the built in catch phrase, "Release the Kraken."
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:44 AM   #215
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The Seattle Teen Spirit.
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:48 AM   #216
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Release the Crackhead!
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:53 AM   #217
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Sigh... I wish people would Google these things. https://storm.wnba.com/
You know duplicates exist right?

St Louis Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals

Kitchener Rangers
NY Rangers

And I'm sure there are others.
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Old 01-31-2020, 10:32 AM   #218
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You know duplicates exist right?

St Louis Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals

Kitchener Rangers
NY Rangers

And I'm sure there are others.
In the same city?
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Old 01-31-2020, 10:44 AM   #219
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Hilarious thread with people suggesting other, worse names.

Sound? Sounders? Spirit? Thunderbirds?

For shame

Release the Kraken
In the battle of NHL logos, Kraken wins right?

Lightning might have a shot - but it could only strike the same spot once. I think the Kraken shrugs it off.
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So who's voice do you use for powerplay announcements?

Bill Nighy?



Liam Neeson?





Lawrence Olivier?

I think it has to be Neeson.

Olivier's delivery is great, but for the points within a hockey game that I imagine its usage, it is probably too detached to convey the right intensity.

My first choice would probably be Nighy, but I fear that his cadence is not deliberate enough, and would be in danger of fading into the atmosphere of the building.

I can imagine Neeson's natural baritone sounding ominous and chilling if amped up to maximum levels inside a frothing arena.
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