Hitting on Women Thread v2.0 - Page 12 - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

Flames_Gimp · 01-16-2007, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

I'd still take FG in a fight over a Nuck fan. Those guys wear their sister's panties to the game.

TheyCallMeBruce · 01-16-2007, 11:02 PM

Did you ask that girl out yet?? I have a office pool with 10 people betting on you. If I win, I get $100. Well, $90, since I contributed $10.

Help me make money!

J pold · 01-16-2007, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

Did you ask that girl out yet?? I have a office pool with 10 people betting on you. If I win, I get $100. Well, $90, since I contributed $10.

Help me make money!

So did you bet that she will say no?

Mango · 01-16-2007, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Richards

Nothing is too off topic; just as long is it's
ridiculous and mean man talk!

Hrmmm...what about mean woman talk?!

Actually, I'd like to know what mean man talk entails!

TheyCallMeBruce · 01-16-2007, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by J pold

So did you bet that she will say no?

These are the suggestion/bets my coworkers came up with. I said #3

1) He asked while she's at work and she said yes
2) He asked while she's off work and she said yes
3) He asked while she's at work and she said no
4) He asked while she's off work and she said no
5) He didn't ask
6) He is content to stare at her from afar like some sort of stalker
7) He did something lame, like pretend to drown to ask her out
8) He is gay
9) There is no girl
10) Jesus returns before he has a chance to ask

calf · 01-16-2007, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

These are the suggestion/bets my coworkers came up with. I said #3

1) He asked while she's at work and she said yes
2) He asked while she's off work and she said yes
3) He asked while she's at work and she said no
4) He asked while she's off work and she said no
5) He didn't ask
6) He is content to stare at her from afar like some sort of stalker
7) He did something lame, like pretend to drown to ask her out
8) He is gay
9) There is no girl
10) Jesus returns before he has a chance to ask

what kind of workplace do you have where you not only openly talk about the boards you visit, but you discuss an anonymous poster, and you take bets on them. Unreal.

Wookie · 01-16-2007, 11:16 PM

WOW - this thread is so entertaining!

Bruce, you'll get 1 or 3..

TheyCallMeBruce · 01-16-2007, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by calf

what kind of workplace do you have where you not only openly talk about the boards you visit, but you discuss an anonymous poster, and you take bets on them. Unreal.

My workplace has some really fun people actually. We usually all go out and have lunch together. Some of them visit this site, so the convo came up about wookie lol. So we took bets for kicks.

fanforever1986 · 01-16-2007, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

Wait...are you offering us a place to go drink beers on a Friday morning before all the liquor stores are open? And we won't get called a "degenerate" or told to "get a job" by wives, mothers, girlfriends, and other selective companions? Where do I sign up?

They can call us whatever they want, but they're still picking us up drunk and taking us to work/school.

Eddie Bronze · 01-16-2007, 11:25 PM

According to him he's going to ask her at work. I asked a girl out while we were both working, back when I was young and foolish of course, so I say go for it!

Bruce you forgot one.

He asks her at work and she says, "I'll think about it."

That happened to me in college. I wonder if she's still thinking about it? LOL!!!

fanforever1986 · 01-16-2007, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Wookie

WOW - this thread is so entertaining!

Bruce, you'll get 1 or 3..

WHEN is this going down!...I'm actually finding myself come sit down at the computer and look to see if its happened yet

Wookie · 01-16-2007, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Eddie Bronze

According to him he's going to ask her at work. I asked a girl out while we were both working, back when I was young and foolish of course, so I say go for it!

Bruce you forgot one.

He asks her at work and she says, "I'll think about it."

That happened to me in college. I wonder if she's still thinking about it? LOL!!!

I was thinking about that as I typed.. that they forgot to include the worst answer (think about it), seriously, if someone says that to me, I'd rescind the offer

Wookie · 01-16-2007, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by fanforever1986

WHEN is this going down!...I'm actually finding myself come sit down at the computer and look to see if its happened yet

HAHA, sorry, check back Saturday maybe? I do have to go to work everyday, and other stuff. Unfortunately

Eddie Bronze · 01-16-2007, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Wookie

I was thinking about that as I typed.. that they forgot to include the worst answer (think about it), seriously, if someone says that to me, I'd rescind the offer

She won't say that, don't worry buddy.

Wookie · 01-16-2007, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by KevanGuy

Heh, I can't believe people are still posting in this thread thinking Wookie is chicken to ask her. He has nicely tried to correct people along the way but to no avail. Hilarious stuff.

HEHE, yeah, I've felt bad trying to explain, but people keep saying not to worry about it. Maybe it'll have a reverse effect and I'll start wondering why everyone is saying don't worry about it, why would they say that? Should I be worried about it? Oh no... *bites nails* now I'm wrorried haha/

Larf

J pold · 01-16-2007, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

These are the suggestion/bets my coworkers came up with. I said #3

1) He asked while she's at work and she said yes
2) He asked while she's off work and she said yes
3) He asked while she's at work and she said no
4) He asked while she's off work and she said no
5) He didn't ask
6) He is content to stare at her from afar like some sort of stalker
7) He did something lame, like pretend to drown to ask her out
8) He is gay
9) There is no girl
10) Jesus returns before he has a chance to ask

Brillant! I say new Poll!

STeeLy · 01-17-2007, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by J pold

Brillant! I say new Poll!

I second that, definitely!

REDVAN · 01-17-2007, 12:58 AM

Man it must be late- I was getting outraged that we had a poll about hitting women on CP.

Just ask the girl out. Next time you see her, no matter what. Depending on where you swim and the vague descriptions you have provided, I might know her so wouldn't that be the best thing to ever happen. Then again I might not know her and it is still a classic thread.

Hack&Lube · 01-17-2007, 07:26 AM

Wow? We have office pools going already. We should make "Asking out a Girl" a pro-sport.

It'd get higher ratings than the NHL.
I'd fail training camp though.

Frank the Tank · 01-17-2007, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MainFlame

My two cents.

If she "really" wanted to go on a date with you, let her ask. I mean........what if she says "no"? Then you have to deal with awkwardness every time she is there. It's not worth it man.

That is the best advice for remaining single your entire life that I have ever seen.