Hitting on Women Thread v2.0

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by Kobatuzzied

or he could wipe your ass? hehe.

ill go up to wookie while he is talking to her ... *I got poopy!* (quotation key not working).

[Flames in 07]

Originally Posted by Sowa

See there it is. I used to be that guy "the good friend", but then I blended some cocky *******ness into my routine with girls and I actually got girlfriends. I am a nice guy but in order to keep her interested you can't be a nice guy all the time or she's just going to walk all over you...

I'll take:

Someone who hasn't met the right one for a thousand Alex.

[TheyCallMeBruce]

Wookie, what you got to do, see, is to pretend you're a man's man. Tell her you're a government agent and that there's a terrorist in the building, and that you would like to save her life and maybe go for coffee after. We'll have Flames_Gimp come in with what appears to be a backpack strapped to chest. Once you see Flames_Gimp, take him out with extreme prejudice and then ask the girl out for coffee.

It would help if you looked like Jack Bauer. Chicks love Jack Bauer. If possible, hum the 24 theme throughout your interaction with her.

[Table 5]

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

ill go up to wookie while he is talking to her ... *I got poopy!* (quotation key not working).

haha, Gimpy made a boom-boom

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by hulkrogan

For those of you who keep finding yourselves "just friends" make sure you read this:

http://www.laddertheory.com

That is brilliant!

It's not that I think women are bad people for not wanting to sleep with me. It's moreso that:
I have plenty of friends already

Finally, someone who gets me! If you just want to be friends, don't waste my time because I already have too many friends.

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

Wookie, what you got to do, see, is to pretend you're a man's man. Tell her you're a government agent and that there's a terrorist in the building, and that you would like to save her life and maybe go for coffee after. We'll have Flames_Gimp come in with what appears to be a backpack strapped to chest. Once you see Flames_Gimp, take him out with extreme prejudice and then ask the girl out for coffee.

dump me into the pool? that would work..

[krazycanuck]

This thread is just too classy. I'm gonna bag 2-3 broads with all this info I've gathered.

[J pold]

See now you have dug yourself an even deeper hole Wookie because now we are all counting on you man!

[DuffMan]

Originally Posted by Wookie

Ummm.. I think you missed what I was getting at.

I don't want to ask out waitresses, I was just using them as an example, when referring to hitting on someone at their place of employment. I figured most people would assume a waitress. Whereas I've made that (I guess I'd wave it maybe), a no no since waitresses are generally deceiving and just want your money.

ya well, what I;m saying is, you obviously need a bit of practice before you play for points, so waitresses are good people to start with.
If they say no, who cares, if they say yes, then go on a few practice dates. Either way you'll be better prepared.

[Wookie]

Originally Posted by DuffMan

ya well, what I;m saying is, you obviously need a bit of practice before you play for points, so waitresses are good people to start with.
If they say no, who cares, if they say yes, then go on a few practice dates. Either way you'll be better prepared.

Obviously need practice? Play for points? It's a girl.. I'm not thinking about proposing to her..

Practice... sheesh.. I'm a seasoned vet!



I think maybe the poo wiping, terrorist killing, disabled drowning, banana wielding, smelly girl parts, handi assaulting, behind bush stalking, fake drowning, sexually assaulting, crowd might need a bit more practice.

Although a lot of them seem to be dating or married at the moment, so maybe Duffman needs some practice too!

[Mike Richards]

This stuff is killing me! Mikey just make a boom boom. That "Flames Gimp"
animation is hysterical! When I get a chance, I try to read some of the topics.
Never fails to entertain.
I was thinking, maybe this excellent sick talk should make it's way to the air...
What about a CP segment everyweek on the show? Phone-in, or come down
to the studio and have a beer...Nothing is too off topic; just as long is it's
ridiculous and mean man talk!

What do you guys think? Might be a good segment on Friday...

Oh, and as far as asking out a woman. 3 rules. Be politte; be funny, just enough, not a "stand up", and learn how to cook.... Then send her to the
basement with the rest. Remember reward them occassionally, ie.."Hey, it's
Friday...fresh water day!"

[Wookie]

double post.

[PYroMaNiaC]

"Mean Man Talk" Mike? Clearly, you've never had a conversation with Firefly!

[Phaneuf3]

Originally Posted by Wookie

I think maybe the poo wiping, terrorist killing, disabled drowning, banana wielding, smelly girl parts, handi assaulting, behind bush stalking, fake drowning, sexually assaulting, crowd might need a bit more practice.

alright, alright, i get it - you didn't have to be such a jerk about it!

[KGB33]

I asked for my wife's number while she was working if that's any help.

[Wookie]

Originally Posted by Phaneuf3

alright, alright, i get it - you didn't have to be such a jerk about it!

Hmmmm? I wasn't trying to be a jerk?? It was in jest

[Wookie]

Originally Posted by KGB33

I asked for my wife's number while she was working if that's any help.

Did you vote accordingly? The at work vote is failing..

[Phaneuf3]

Originally Posted by Wookie

Hmmmm? I wasn't trying to be a jerk?? It was in jest

as was mine - lighten up! look at some of my suggestions - you honestly think i was serious?!

[Phaneuf3]

Originally Posted by KGB33

I asked for my wife's number while she was working if that's any help.

was she already your wife at the time you asked her for her number? that mighta been kinda awkward...

[Wookie]

Originally Posted by Phaneuf3

as was mine - lighten up! look at some of my suggestions - you honestly think i was serious?!

Ummm... no, I was being umm... sarcastic.. I got it..

doh.