Staples just April fooled us by announcing that tonight's game was the Ontario reign vs the Stockton heat. Not gonna lie, I'd much rather watch that game than the Kings and whatever AHL garbage the Flames decide to put out.
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According to my stream's website, there are thousands of sexy Russian woman who want to have sex with me. I think that it might be a scam.
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Ah great pregame ceremony? Go back to ####ing sleep everyone it’ll be another half hour
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It was really nice of Calgary to sit half their line-up tonight, but it wasn't necessary. We don't actually want the points, but the gesture is appreciated.
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Aww yeah here we go, gonna get trounced by half of the Flames
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The Kings at this point could beat any team and lose to any team. It just depend on whether Calgary shows up or not.
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Don't even care about the game, tuning in to appreciate Kopitar.
Flames resting many players, low importance game, just playing out the string.
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Say what you want about Kopitar this season but, props to him getting to game 1,000. Needless to say, he’s been a big part of the organization over the last decade.
Congrats AK.
Fanta Returns! I’m expecting a 16 second video tribute.
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I get it that it’s Kopitars 1,000th game but given the season he’s had, maybe dial back the gargling of his balls a bit.
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i hate to say it but this defense is probably the best we can put on the ice lol
what a fall from grace for the once-best defense in the league
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There's a branch in my eye. They really ****ed up not giving him a letter
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Chill laid back game where no one gives a flying #### about who wins. It’s kind of relaxing in a weird way.
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For those of you that are in this game thread and don't watch many Kings game, let me clear something up for you -
The passing tonight is an elaborate April Fool's joke.
Man it would be nice if that was true
Invisible Chucky
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Matthew Tkachuk is a biggity bitch!
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Too bad that ******** Matthew Tkachuk isn’t dressed for this one.
Ryan swipes in a rebound
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Lol OK quick wtf was that
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Tank on!
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Ok I don’t mind losing, but come on. It’s brown and kopi’s night for ####sake, pretend to give a ####
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Damn, poor Quickie. He worked hard there
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Haha..Quick like a fish out of water there. Good start boys. Keep it rollin’.
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MacDermid should’ve kept his eye on the guy in front, he peaked behind him and allowed Derek Ryan to get to the rebound.
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Quick takes a weird one off the mask and MacD plays the puck and not his man.
Couldnt draw it up better.
Bennett tips a Tank Commander Lewis own goal
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Lewis just scored on Quick didn't he
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Narrator: Basically, he did
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That looked like Lewis shot it in his own net
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He's helping us tank. He knows what's up.
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Ah that's the team I know and love
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Did I just see a Flame just stand there in front of Quick with the puck and actually have time to think about his shot?
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What the **** was Martinez doing on that play? lol
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shoutout to martinez for not looking at all
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Trevor Lewis knows what’s at stake.
Johnny Kingslayer
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We’re used to watching Gaudreau toy around with the Kings.
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These goals have been nasty against us recently.
Rakkel, Boesser, and now Gaudreau.
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all possible because quick's ****in swimming instead of just holding the post
the guy who invented the rvh failing to use the rvh in it's most famous situation
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My god, how do you do that
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They don’t call him Johnny hockey for nothing
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Yeah, turns out he's pretty good.
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hold your ****ing post quickie what the absolute ****
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Quick trying for the synchronized swimming team with that bull****.
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We don't even have a guy who has half the skill of Gaudreau. That was just ridiculous.
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Is there some rule that says you can't hit Johnny Hockey? Everyone just lets him skate wherever he wants.
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ol ####, Gaudreau almost did it again
The Real Early Deal
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Lol ####, gonna be one of those periods.
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Man #### James Neal.
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You stupid ****ers! Nice d there Kopitar!
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Realer than real deal Holyfield.
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kopi puckwatching badly
gotta know you have someone there, especially someone who lives there like neal
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It's been a rough season. Idk how I'm still disappointed.
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That's such a Kings thing to do. Give up a goal ~30 seconds in the period.
Ryan from the Real Deal
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I wonder if Quick is trying to tank his own value so he won't get traded.
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Tank in full mother****ineffizect.
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I was wondering if we could compete with the West’s best without their top 4 defenseman and 2nd line and, no, we cannot.
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Haha #### it, just blow this game wide open.
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backdoor plays allllllllllllllll night long
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Sounds like my favorite porno.
The Breadwinner rips it
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Ahahahaha what the #### is this, holy ####
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would be nice if Quick would help out his trade value
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Quick… youre so bad
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Some of the laziest goals I've ever seen tonight...
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thank god there’s no team relegation in the nhl
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Aight I'm giving up the TV to the GF so she can watch whatever garbage it is she wants to watch on bravo. GG Flamey Bois.
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Okay. Should I just stop watching and pay attention to the Dodger game full time?
Janko Chases Quick
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what in the absolute **** are you doing quickie
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Giving up, it would seem
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Kopitar might be a -5 by now.
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haha jesus christ 7-2
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Is anyone inside of quicks body? What the #### was that?
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Well that was a quick exit ...
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Please just be next week already.
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tanktastic effort!
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GET HIM THE **** OUT OF THERE
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Mercy pull. Surprised WD had the balls to do it.
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If only goal differentials mattered for the lottery..
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those were 2 of the worst whiffs i've ever seen him make
completely inexcusable even disregarding his mistakes earlier in the game
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Quick just looked lost. There was a blank stare before he was pulled. It was like the confidence was just sucked out of him.
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Probably should have put Campbell in two goals ago..
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NOW THIS IS HOW YOU TANK
Super Turtleman
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Calgary is sitting Tkachuk against LA. The turtliest move that ever turtled in the history of turtling. I could see sitting one or two of the top line guys but sitting Tkachuk against Doughty??
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Good move imo. They don't have any reason to expose him to a possible injury. His style of play will be invaluable in playoffs. I don't like playing against Tkachuk and am not high on him as a person (player really?) in general, but I would love to have him on our team.
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We have no idea how effective he's going to be because he has never played in them.
I will admit though, there's a small part of me that wishes the Oilers took him over JP.
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The fact that he is likely to be targeted is the relevant piece of information and that's all you really need to justify sitting him. Not worth the risk of losing one of your better players. I think you are just forming an argument around the fact that you hate Tkachuk and want to add to the narrative that he turtles.
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Calgary is sitting Tkachuk against LA. The turtliest move that ever turtled in the history of turtling. I could see sitting one or two of the top line guys but sitting Tkachuk against Doughty??
Normally I'd say that this must be a new fan, but I don't see how the Oilers could possibly have attracted a new fan any time recently, so this person must've repressed his memories of Zack Stortini.
Drew Doughty is the oldest looking 29 year old in the world. The dude looks 45!
Meth is hard!
That team is old and out of gas. Quick looks like he's Jonas Hiller finished and he's under contract until 2023. The Kings are going to be bad for some time as they are locked into a lot of players on the decline.
