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Old 02-05-2019, 10:53 PM   #8201
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CHED caller calls Darnell Nurse "Darnell Curse."
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Old 02-05-2019, 10:53 PM   #8202
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McDavid really should demand a trade. I almost feel bad for him but I guess he willingly signed the 8 year deal and took the money.
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In the UK, it can be a lifetime ban for throwing things on the pitch. What’s the penalty in the NHL? Apart from losing a 300 dollar jersey
No one knows. This only happens in Edmonton.
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Big test against Chicago tonight!

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"You never know, Hitch might take them to the 3rd round"

Who are these guys?
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Old 02-05-2019, 10:56 PM   #8206
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This is hilarious:

https://twitter.com/user/status/1093016096762847233

Turns out, calling the Oilers a one line team + some AHLers is a literally accurate way to describe their production.
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Old 02-05-2019, 10:56 PM   #8207
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Oiler nicknames given by their fans

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins = Ryan Nothing-Happens
Kris Russell = Starfish
Ty Rattie = Preseason MVP
Darnell Nurse = Darnell Curse
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Old 02-05-2019, 10:59 PM   #8208
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This is hilarious:

https://twitter.com/user/status/1093016096762847233

Turns out, calling the Oilers a one line team + some AHLers is a literally accurate way to describe their production.
I respect the effort that guy put into this. That is also incredible..
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Old 02-05-2019, 11:01 PM   #8209
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This is hilarious:

https://twitter.com/user/status/1093016096762847233

Turns out, calling the Oilers a one line team + some AHLers is a literally accurate way to describe their production.
Thats truly amazing.

My goodness.
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Old 02-05-2019, 11:03 PM   #8210
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Edmonton we had the best preseason so we’re going to win the cup oilers
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Old 02-05-2019, 11:03 PM   #8211
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https://twitter.com/user/status/1093016650016669696

Actually I think I like this one better. Not only are the Oilers bottom 8 forwards AHL-level, they're actually 21 goals worse than AHL-level.
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Old 02-05-2019, 11:06 PM   #8212
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McDavid really should demand a trade. I almost feel bad for him but I guess he willingly signed the 8 year deal and took the money.

Just no...he took the cash...he should live with the consequences.
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Old 02-05-2019, 11:12 PM   #8213
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Twitter is fun now.

The thin skinned super losers are out in full force.
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Lol. Second reply in HF PGT is a link to this:

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Lifelong Oilers fan, Randy Atkinson was overcome with relief on Sunday, after finding out that his favourite paper bag still fit his head as snugly as it did the last time he wore it.
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"I packed this away last summer," he said. "I didn't think I'd need it for at least a few years, but it's great to be reunited once again. It fits perfectly."

"It's so nice to feel like a real Edmonton fan again. I never got used to leaving the bag at home when I went to games over the past year."

Atkinson's wife, Mary, said it was nice to see her husband wearing the bag once again.

"I barely recognized him without it," she told The Elbow.
http://elbownews.com/news/2017/12/4/...head-perfectly

What’s really funny is it’s two years old. Some things never change.
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Old 02-05-2019, 11:15 PM   #8215
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"Outscoring: A manual."

- mudcrutch
Actually, I think it might've been "Outscoring: A Primer."
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Old 02-05-2019, 11:17 PM   #8216
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Actually, I think it might've been "Outscoring: A Primer."
The Value of Outscoring: A Primer

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Old 02-05-2019, 11:22 PM   #8217
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Man, remember when we tried to nickname Gulutzan "Glue Gun"?

I think an actual glue gun would be an improvement on whatever the Oilers are using to hold this roster together.
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Old 02-05-2019, 11:27 PM   #8218
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Rob Tychkowski @Rob_Tychkowski
One of the most crushing collapses I can remember in over 20 years of covering this team.
I love how he says "One of" because the teams so bad and there have been so many collapses he cant even say this is the worst.
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Old 02-05-2019, 11:29 PM   #8219
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While I enjoyed the festivities tonight, Taylor Hall remains my favourite Jersey toss.
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Old 02-05-2019, 11:29 PM   #8220
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Why was the VII name thread instantly locked? Did I miss something?
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