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Old 01-05-2019, 02:52 AM   #201
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i just watched bird box and im too scared to sleep... i know im weak...

who's still up??
I didn't find it particularly scary. I guess creepy?

Like a less fun "A Quiet Place".
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You should try the Bird Box challenge.
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I don’t care what anyone says, tequila and root beer is ####ing delicious!
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Old 01-12-2019, 03:16 AM   #206
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Old 01-12-2019, 03:29 AM   #207
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Came to see drunk scorch rant, left disappointed.
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Old 01-12-2019, 11:37 AM   #208
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I don’t care what anyone says, tequila and root beer is ####ing delicious!
Well....thats, just, like, your opinion man.

I'm going to go ahead and disagree with you because anything + tequila is revolting because tequila is disgusting stuff.
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Old 02-01-2019, 11:43 PM   #210
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First of all, I'm drunk, so what, it's wonderful. Secondly I like hockey and I like the Flames and Winnipeg. The Flames were my new team when I moved here and the Jets didn't exist. I still cheered for the Jets in every arena I ever visited. Including that Coliseum in Rome, where I got some confused stares but whatever. Now with both teams doing well I am very excited but now I keep running in to people who can't accept my dual fandom, why not. Maybe it is the whiskey but seriously #### it, if either prairie team brings home a god damn Stanley cup I will be a happy man. As long as I can see that weasel Beckman's face when the cup is in Canada, and remember that I'll be happy. Anyways, thanks Calgary puck for accepting a Winnipeg into your ranks that cheers for both teams, you guys rock. Now more whiskey, then bed, did I mention I like whiskey as well, that is another post. Peace out Calgary, I love you. Oh ya Trudeau build a ####ing pipeline and stop ####ing with China, is this the right thread for that.
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I booked marked hid for where I e was drunk ebventuww and anyways ipa's are so good, and Im pretty happy. life's good and im finally making good moneyss and thatbmeans more goods beerw and vacations, and buying my GF stiff that she deserves as de was around when u was broke, but now im making stupid money, and im lucky to have a goops garland stgifpig money, life is good, im going to marry get hell our of her.
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This thread is a joy to read(and try to interpret) with my Saturday morning coffee.
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This thread is a joy to read(and try to interpret) with my Saturday morning coffee.

How do people find this thread when they’re drunk? Or does a mod see some gibberish post and put it in here?
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Old 02-02-2019, 09:28 AM   #214
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How do people find this thread when they’re drunk? Or does a mod see some gibberish post and put it in here?
I don't think so, there'd be way more posts in here.
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How do people find this thread when they’re drunk? Or does a mod see some gibberish post and put it in here?
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I booked marked hid for where I e was drunk ebventuww
Translation: I bookmarked this for when I was drunk eventually

Beats me what a goops garland is though.
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Old 02-02-2019, 10:32 AM   #216
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Good Girlfriend?
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Good Girlfriend?
Could be, but what is stgifpig?
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Old 02-02-2019, 10:44 AM   #218
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stupid? stupid money?


We are gong to need some confirmation from fulham when his hangover wears off. Hrmm, his name is fulham, so maybe he wanted to post a pig gif?
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Old 02-02-2019, 11:54 AM   #219
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yikes....

goops garland = Good Girlfriend

and stgifpig might of been me saying good money but id already said that 2 times which is enough to sound douchy, but it really could of been anything, including me being a extra ######. but maybe the "money" part was a ambitious auto correct.

I can honestly say that I love IPA's and that I regret nothing.
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I booked marked hid for where I e was drunk ebventuww and anyways ipa's are so good, and Im pretty happy. life's good and im finally making good moneyss and thatbmeans more goods beerw and vacations, and buying my GF stiff that she deserves as de was around when u was broke, but now im making stupid money, and im lucky to have a goops garland stgifpig money, life is good, im going to marry get hell our of her.

Fulham lost 2-0 to Crystal Palace today and are firmly in the relegation zone. Enjoy your hangover!
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