Edmonton is No Good VI: Chia•den•freu•de

[FlamesAddiction]

McDavid to the Islander for Barzal, a 1st rounder and a signed Eberle.

[Jacks]

This is a fun time to be a Flames fan. If the greasers win a few games then Chiapet will probably trade their 1st for some magic beans which is good. If the greasers keep losing that is also good. There really isn't a bad scenario.

[calumniate]

Their short term schedule is awesome. Hopefully it builds some trade confidence before the all star game

[Krynn]

BT calls Chiapet .
Brad : i have an amazing offer for you
Chia :what is it brad my friend
Brad :i have 3 envelops with different offers in them.
Envelope 1 has 3 magic beans and koolaid in a Gatorade bottle and. Envelope 2 : 4 magic beans 100 hockey pucks and a protected 7 round pick in order to get the pick you have to admit your a dumb ass.3 : is
A first round pick in 2019 ,Johnny Gaudreau, and mark Giordano.
You give us Connor McDavid and pay have is contract for the duration of the contract and your first round pick this year and next year first What do you say Chia ?
Chia: 2
Chia :2
Brad ok we have deal ,i'll start the paper work .
Some time later deal gets finalized once done .chia goes does a presser and says we won the trade we got magic beans and that special Gatorade that calgary's top line drinks and that thous beans could Be Connor McDavid , Edmonton media is stunned just keeps looking at chia. Brad and the rest of the flames management cant still cant believe chia took the offer and now BT will go down as the Greatest GM in NHL
HISTORY and the rest of the League are all calling Chiapet looking to make a trade for the rest of the "top"
Players

[topfiverecords]

Must be liquor in the Gatorade.

[Krynn]

Not sure why it posted it again

[TheScorpion]

Originally Posted by Krynn

BT calls Chiapet .
Brad : i have an amazing offer for you
Chia :what is it brad my friend
Brad :i have 3 envelops with different offers in them.
Envelope 1 has 3 magic beans and koolaid in a Gatorade bottle and. Envelope 2 : 4 magic beans 100 hockey pucks and a protected 7 round pick in order to get the pick you have to admit your a dumb ass.3 : is
A first round pick in 2019 ,Johnny Gaudreau, and mark Giordano.
You give us Connor McDavid and pay have is contract for the duration of the contract and your first round pick this year and next year first What do you say Chia ?
Chia: 2
Chia :2
Brad ok we have deal ,i'll start the paper work .
Some time later deal gets finalized once done .chia goes does a presser and says we won the trade we got magic beans and that special Gatorade that calgary's top line drinks and that thous beans could Be Connor McDavid , Edmonton media is stunned just keeps looking at chia. Brad and the rest of the flames management cant still cant believe chia took the offer and now BT will go down as the Greatest GM in NHL
HISTORY and the rest of the League are all calling Chiapet looking to make a trade for the rest of the "top"
Players

This post was an adventure.

[JonDuke]

Scoring summary from the 1st period of tonight's game in New York:
Ryan Strome (6)
Mathew Barzal (13)
Jordan Eberle (9)

[Reggie Dunlop]

https://twitter.com/user/status/1083536636166586369

Teh OyLaHz be bringin' teh beatz!

"Highway to Hell" pretty much comes up life on the road.

[TheScorpion]

Those orange jerseys truly are horrendous.

[dino7c]

Originally Posted by FireGilbert

Since we were discussing possible McDavid trades I starting thinking of the last time a star player was traded by himself for a big package in return.

The Avs traded Duchene and got in return: 2 forward prospects, a D prospect, a 3rd string goalie, a 1st, a 2nd, and a 3rd.

Now McDavid has more value than Duchene and the return would need to include some NHL players to match salaries but based on this I have come up with this proposal.

A young top 6 RFA forward, a young top 4 RFA dman, a forward prospect, a goalie prospect, a 1st round pick and a 3rd round pick.

If I was the Oilers I take that deal in a heart beat and start yet another rebuild based around Draisatl and the trade return.

lol they could get a lot more than that

[Pizza]

love this Oiler fan's prediction of the next press conference

Lol at this point I’m not sure I’d mind Chia going full heel

(End of year press conference)

“So peter. Anything to say to the fans after another disappointing year ?”

“Yes. I’m sorry.....

SORRY I DIDNT TANK THIS TEAM LOWER”

(Chia flips off the camera and pulls out a 4 year extension. Him Lowe, mac t and Nicholson tear off their shirts to reveal NWO shirts)

[You Need a Thneed]

This Oiler broadcast is seizure inducing

[drewtastic]

Originally Posted by TheScorpion

This post was an adventure.

Day drinking is a hell of a thing...

[OldSam]

Originally Posted by You Need a Thneed

This Oiler broadcast is seizure inducing

I assume your feed looks like mine with someone flicking the lights on and off and green bars. I was wondering if Sportsnet was actually going to fix it (20 minutes in) or if this is the new improved feed for Calgary viewers.

[burn_this_city]

It's been buggy for over an hour on that channel.

[You Need a Thneed]

Originally Posted by OldSam

I assume your feed looks like mine with someone flicking the lights on and off and green bars. I was wondering if Sportsnet was actually going to fix it (20 minutes in) or if this is the new improved feed for Calgary viewers.

It’s everyone for sportsnet west on Shaw.

[dash_pinched]

Good stuff.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1083430774538260480

[McG]

Two certainties if McConnor is traded:

1) media will run him into the ground - drinking, partying, not caring.
2) McConnor will be immediately better and closer to the player he was supposed to become.

[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by dino7c

lol they could get a lot more than that

I really don’t think they could. Maybe a little more, but a McDavid trade will be difficult to consummate in a capped NHL.


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