When I was young, I used to believe...

[OilersBaby]

Originally Posted by return to the red

I always thought that if you couldn't see them, they couldn't see you. I was the worst hide-and-go-seek player ever

HAHA me too. I'd always lose. I also thought that on tv, the characters were talking to only me. I was such an egocentric child.

[Mango]

I thought that when a baby was born that it was cut out of their mother's stomach. Imagine my surprise when I found out that all babies were born coming out of there.

[V]

Originally Posted by return to the red

I always thought that if you couldn't see them, they couldn't see you. I was the worst hide-and-go-seek player ever

You would've been a terrible seeker if you assumed you couldn't see them because they couldn't see you.

[return to the red]

Originally Posted by Dominicwasalreadytaken

You would've been a terrible seeker if you assumed you couldn't see them because they couldn't see you.

let's just say I sucked at the game

[phaneuf_train]

I always thought that watermellon seeds would grow in my stomach if I ate them.

[V]

Originally Posted by return to the red

let's just say I sucked at the game

Sorry, it was a reference to the Ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal.

[Fuzzy McGillicuddy]

When I was about six years old, I thought the laugh-track on television was other viewers laughing while they watched tv. So I'd laugh out loud at completely inappropriate times, thinking other viewers would wonder what that crazy kid was laughing at.

[SpitFire40]

I remember someone told me that drinking water from an outdoor hose that frogs would grow inside you.

[the crispy badger]

When I was a kid I always wondered how they got the mouse and the duck to talk when I watched Disney cartoons...

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by Tron_fdc

My dad's buddy used to be a rep for adidas, and one day he gave me a key chain with a little plastic shoe on it. He told me that if you put the shoe in hot water, it would expand to the size of your foot.

I spent HOURS messing around with my moms mixing bowl filled with hot water because of that a-hole.

That is AWESOME! That guy is my hero! Do you still see him Tron? I'll bet he never lets you forget about that.

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

Little known fact about Paul Raisin - He owned a zoo.

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Awesome. Was he an astronaut too?

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by OilersBaby

I also thought that chocolate milk came from brown cows. I have no idea where strawberry milk came from!

You knew my grandpa too? Sweet!

[Frank the Tank]

Hey Jiri, if you were to say, scan some letters from Paul Raisin and post them here, I think everyone would agree that you should be crowned "King of the Board". Just a thought.....

[CrzyCanuck]

Heh, when I was 6ish, around 1983 I thought if I could make 20$ an hour I would be rich!

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by Frank the Tank

Hey Jiri, if you were to say, scan some letters from Paul Raisin and post them here, I think everyone would agree that you should be crowned "King of the Board". Just a thought.....

Please, please.

[JiriHrdina]

Sure, just need to find them and a scanner and its a done deal.

[Frank the Tank]

Seriously man, that zoo comment had me in stitches! Too funny.

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by fotze

I think Jiri should get Paul Raisin on his Flames Jersey.

That'd be the greatest inside joke in the history of the Saddledome.

[zztim81]

I used to think i could make a rocket out of a piece of pipe, fertilizer, and gasoline...

then my dad come out and our barn was on fire.... on the bright side im still here!

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by CrzyCanuck

Heh, when I was 6ish, around 1983 I thought if I could make 20$ an hour I would be rich!

$20 an hour in 1983 would have been a healthy wage for sure. It's okay. Most six year olds don't understand the concept of inflation.