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Old 12-20-2006, 04:57 PM   #1
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so.painful.to.watch

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Old 12-20-2006, 05:15 PM   #2
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Her fingernails are painful to watch.

http://www.stopsylviabrowne.com/
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Old 12-20-2006, 08:34 PM   #3
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Ah... a new nominee for the Biggest ###### in the Universe Award
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Old 12-20-2006, 10:24 PM   #4
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God damn, that is definitely painful to watch. But hilarious at the same time.
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Old 12-20-2006, 10:30 PM   #5
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Ah... a new nominee for the Biggest ###### in the Universe Award

hahaha... her and John Edwards need to have a psychic showdown...
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:12 AM   #6
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Here is another one:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/12/s...psychic-2.html
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Old 12-21-2006, 10:40 AM   #7
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Who is sadder? The woman claiming to be psychic? Or the people stupid enough to believe in that garbage?
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Can you say, without doubt, without question, 100% certain, that those types of abilities do not exist?
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Old 12-21-2006, 11:19 AM   #9
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Can you say, without doubt, without question, 100% certain, that those types of abilities do not exist?
Yes. Its ######baggery at the highest of levels.
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Old 12-21-2006, 11:46 AM   #10
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He was a fireman... we all know firemen have nothing to do with water. Nothing at all.

I'm surprised the vaugeness that these "psychics" display didn't catch on this one. That's the catch, they're never specific. They let the victim, I mean the person wanting to talk to the dead lead them.

Although I still dig whomever's sig that talks about Dion, and always predicting pain. Classic.
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Old 12-21-2006, 11:55 AM   #11
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Great satire from SNL on "psychics":

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01cjohnedwards.phtml

John Edwards: Welcome to "Crossing Over". Before we begin, I must stress again the importance of remembering the details that come from these sessions. Specifically, the things that don't seem to make sense at first. It's imperative that you remember everything I say. Okay. I think I'm ready. And.. I'm going over here.. in this direction.. right here. And someone over here, I'm getting a J. A J.. a woman with a J connection. Who's got a woman with a J? [ no response ] Maybe K? K or J? A woman with a K or J. [ no response ] Or.. R? K, J, R.. or F.
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:01 PM   #12
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Hahahha ridiculous how can anyone believe this Dribble? I know they on venerable and our looking for answers but come on that is just disrespectful
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:57 PM   #13
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Can you say, without doubt, without question, 100% certain, that those types of abilities do not exist?
Can you say, without doubt, without question, 100% certain, that invisible unicorns do not exist?
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Old 12-21-2006, 01:04 PM   #14
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Yes. Its ######baggery at the highest of levels.
Actually...I don't think you can.
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He was a fireman... we all know firemen have nothing to do with water. Nothing at all.

I'm surprised the vaugeness that these "psychics" display didn't catch on this one. That's the catch, they're never specific. They let the victim, I mean the person wanting to talk to the dead lead them.

Although I still dig whomever's sig that talks about Dion, and always predicting pain. Classic.
I am trying to determine of you are actually serious with this statement. I don't think so but one can never know on this site.
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Old 12-21-2006, 01:08 PM   #16
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Can you say, without doubt, without question, 100% certain, that those types of abilities do not exist?
I think I can. There is a $1 million prize for anyone that can prove they have paranormal abilities. No one has come close.

http://www.randi.org/research/index.html


At JREF, we offer a one-million-dollar prize to anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event. The JREF does not involve itself in the testing procedure, other than helping to design the protocol and approving the conditions under which a test will take place. All tests are designed with the participation and approval of the applicant. In most cases, the applicant will be asked to perform a relatively simple preliminary test of the claim, which if successful, will be followed by the formal test. Preliminary tests are usually conducted by associates of the JREF at the site where the applicant lives. Upon success in the preliminary testing process, the "applicant" becomes a "claimant."

To date, no one has ever passed the preliminary tests.
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Old 12-21-2006, 01:24 PM   #17
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Actually...I don't think you can.
No I really really can. This is all a scam. Total. ######baggery.
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Old 12-21-2006, 01:28 PM   #18
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*Gasp* A psychic caught in a lie, especially such a wonderful moral person like Sylvia Browne? Can't be...

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Here learn how to do it.

Cold Reading

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There are couple example cold readings in there that are general and vague but seem so specific for a person when taken at face value. Clever stuff.
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Old 12-21-2006, 02:30 PM   #19
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As far as me being serious or not... there was sarcasim in there. I don't believe that she knows what she was talking about, but when she said water, and the lady said that her husband was a firefighter... any other show, any other firefighter who didn't pass on 9/11... that would have been close enough to continue the "connection".

I do however believe she is more than just a crock of ****.
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Can you say, without doubt, without question, 100% certain, that those types of abilities do not exist?
Ok you go ask a physic why they don't predict the next winning numbers for the lottery, and if they tell you "I don't need the money," ask them what charity couldn't use one million dollars, then see what they say to that.
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