Edmonton is No Good VI: Chia•den•freu•de

[LWcrowfoot]

Looking for the screen shot from the Oilers broadcast last year listing all of McDavid's ailments. If I recall correctly poor Connor had both a sore and strep throat.

Like when I had no money and was also broke.

[getbak]

Originally Posted by shadowlord

Does anyone know what the highest ever season-long winning percentage is?

At what point can we declare the Oilers dead because they need a better winning percentage than any other team that has ever achieved within the past 10 seasons?

The 1929-30 Bruins had a record of 38-5-1, for a .875 points percentage.

The best post-expansion record was the 1976-77 Canadiens, who went 60-8-12, for a .825 points percentage.

The 2012-13 Blackhawks went 36-7-5, for a .802 points percentage.

The best record in the last 10 years in a full 82 game season was the 2009-10 Capitals, who went 54-15-13, for a .738 points percentage.

[dash_pinched]

Originally Posted by LWcrowfoot

Looking for the screen shot from the Oilers broadcast last year listing all of McDavid's ailments. If I recall correctly poor Connor had both a sore and strep throat.

Like when I had no money and was also broke.

here ya go lol

[Robo]

Originally Posted by dash_pinched

here ya go lol

Maybe they should have a side by side with all monahans ailments last year 2 hernias some kind of groin injury and a busted wrist ..... but poor connor
Edit... holy s### is that pulljarvis face wtf?

[funnymunk]

^ JP's face giving me Jokinen waffle vibes there

[LWcrowfoot]

Originally Posted by Robo

Maybe they should have a side by side with all monahans ailments last year 2 hernias some kind of groin injury and a busted wrist ..... but poor connor
Edit... holy s### is that pulljarvis face wtf?

Sportsnet Oilers reports Monahan had a broken wrist and a sore wrist.

[trackercowe]

Originally Posted by funnymunk

^ JP's face giving me Jokinen waffle vibes there

Wait is that his actual face in the picture? I thought for sure it was photo-shopped beside McDavid?

[getbak]

Originally Posted by funnymunk

^ JP's face giving me Jokinen waffle vibes there

Frankenberry.

[btimbit]

lol they actually put sore throat and headache? I'm shocked they didn't include hangnail. God forbid he stubs his toe or gets a papercut

[getbak]

[corporatejay]

Originally Posted by btimbit

lol they actually put sore throat and headache? I'm shocked they didn't include hangnail. God forbid he stubs his toe or gets a papercut

Slept awkwardly, sore neck.

[ckendall]

Originally Posted by dash_pinched

here ya go lol

This list makes it seem like he has a drinking problem...
When I drink too much and smoke a couple cigars I get a sore throat headache nausea and vomit.
And honestly who can blame him for drinking heavily?

[Enoch Root]

That pic of Puljujarvi is absolute gold!

[Samonadreau]

Originally Posted by dash_pinched

here ya go lol

I had 5 of those when I was hungover Saturday.

[Jay Random]

Originally Posted by Samonadreau

I had 5 of those when I was hungover Saturday.

Better nominate yourself for the Masterton, then.

[Bankai]

Originally Posted by dash_pinched

here ya go lol

Did Sportsnet really do this? It's not photoshopped?

Wow.

[Heavy Jack]

Originally Posted by dash_pinched

here ya go lol

Just missing the heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach and diarrhea

[Scroopy Noopers]

Originally Posted by Bankai

Did Sportsnet really do this? It's not photoshopped?

Wow.

Let’s not refer to Sportsnet like they are anything more than the bottom of the barrel.

[Jay Random]

Originally Posted by Scroopy Noopers

Let’s not refer to Sportsnet like they are anything more than the bottom of the barrel.

Cue the Four Yorkshiremen:

‘Oh, we used to dream about being the bottom of the barrel! We were the caked-on slime in the bottom of the septic tank.’

[FlamesAddiction]

They forgot to mention McDavid's diaper rash, the time he had tummy troubles and Katz had to feed him some prune squishers or the time he suffered from the cranky cranks and needed some num nums from mommy.