Best part was Seravalli ripping Chia for his trades and free agent signing while saying the Flames trade with Carolina this past off-season is looking very good for Calgary thus far.
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Reading the Flames Oilers pregame thread on HFOil made me realize something today.
That I'd gone soft, I wasn't abusing the Oilers as much in this thread as I used to.
I puzzled and puzzed till my puzzler was sore. Then the Captain thought of something he hadn't before. Maybe Oiler fans, he thought... don't deserve the crap. Maybe following that team, perhaps... cheering for the Oilers is actually the trap!
But this thread... this sound wasn't sad. Why... this sound sounded glad. Every Oilfan down in Shelbyville, the tall and the small, was boasting and bragging, with about no success at all! being terrible hadn't stopped their ego's at all, it spewed forth! Somehow or other... it came just the same.
And what happened, then? Well, in Shelbyville they say - that the Captain's large heart shrank three sizes that day. And then - the true meaning of Oiler fans came through, and the Captain found the hatred of *ten* Captains, plus two!
Yeah its true the Oilers suck
And not even the Dr Suess can save the Oilers
Nobody can
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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Nice listen, but Seravelli is a day late and a dollar short on everything. Where was his take down of Chia last year when he picked the Oilers to win the cup.
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Reading the Flames Oilers pregame thread on HFOil made me realize something today.
That I'd gone soft, I wasn't abusing the Oilers as much in this thread as I used to.
I puzzled and puzzed till my puzzler was sore. Then the Captain thought of something he hadn't before. Maybe Oiler fans, he thought... don't deserve the crap. Maybe following that team, perhaps... cheering for the Oilers is actually the trap!
But this thread... this sound wasn't sad. Why... this sound sounded glad. Every Oilfan down in Shelbyville, the tall and the small, was boasting and bragging, with about no success at all! being terrible hadn't stopped their ego's at all, it spewed forth! Somehow or other... it came just the same.
And what happened, then? Well, in Shelbyville they say - that the Captain's large heart shrank three sizes that day. And then - the true meaning of Oiler fans came through, and the Captain found the hatred of *ten* Captains, plus two!
Good grief, that might be one of the more embarrassing things I've ever seen come out of Greaserville. Yikes.
I sat on this for a while. I didn't like the idea of Raise The Banner getting harassed, for what is an innocent creative outlet. That said, he did post these online, so its not up to me to protect him from himself.
