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				Oh so much joy.  
 
Why ya gotta be a McDebbie? Unclench, friend. Lay a good Coiler. Then come back and see how you feel. 
			
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You should have gone with McSalty, you McDoofus!!
 
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			10-15-2018, 10:39 PM
			
			
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			10-15-2018, 10:44 PM
			
			
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				I guess its just me, and I do get the point of the thread, but.... 
 
How much joy are you guys really getting with petty nicknames like "Coilers" and "McDoofus" and "McDingus" etc etc etc.  
 
The team itself is already a joke. The names just seem super petty and kind of childish and none particularly inventive or witty.  
 
 Anyways, just wanted to comment on that, as I see it pretty often and it always makes me discount the content of the post when I see something like that. 
			
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			10-15-2018, 10:49 PM
			
			
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			I have to admit my surprise that for all of the no goodness of the oilers, year after year, what gets commented on is the name thing.  
 
Also sneaky that the post that complains about the use of the word “coiler” gets thanked by CP user coiler!  Awesome!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-15-2018, 10:54 PM
			
			
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			I'm pretty sure it was Oiler fans who started with "McJesus" so we're just continuing that tradition in a more competitive way.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-15-2018, 11:00 PM
			
			
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			10-15-2018, 11:07 PM
			
			
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			10-15-2018, 11:30 PM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  Wastedyouth
					 
				 
				I guess its just me, and I do get the point of the thread, but.... 
 
How much joy are you guys really getting with petty nicknames like "Coilers" and "McDoofus" and "McDingus" etc etc etc.  
 
The team itself is already a joke. The names just seem super petty and kind of childish and none particularly inventive or witty.  
 
Anyways, just wanted to comment on that, as I see it pretty often and it always makes me discount the content of the post when I see something like that. 
			
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I have figured out that I don’t come into this thread unless I am looking for a good dose of childish, which is just fine once in a while.
 
Just like you should stay away from game threads if you’re not ready for some ridiculous emotional proclamations.
 
It’s all good IMO.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-15-2018, 11:46 PM
			
			
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Ignore the calendar for a moment and the fact that the NHL season is less than two weeks old, and just appreciate that as of this moment, every Canadian team is in a playoff spot. 
 
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			10-15-2018, 11:47 PM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  Wastedyouth
					 
				 
				I guess its just me, and I do get the point of the thread, but.... 
 
How much joy are you guys really getting with petty nicknames like "Coilers" and "McDoofus" and "McDingus" etc etc etc.  
 
The team itself is already a joke. The names just seem super petty and kind of childish and none particularly inventive or witty.  
 
Anyways, just wanted to comment on that, as I see it pretty often and it always makes me discount the content of the post when I see something like that. 
			
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			10-16-2018, 12:40 AM
			
			
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			10-16-2018, 01:10 AM
			
			
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			10-16-2018, 07:26 AM
			
			
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			I come to this thread for the captain crunch bombastic over the top slam, the Reggie, “nothing can save them” and yes the “childish” reiteration of McDavid, (McDingleberry is my favorite) 
“Edmonton is no good” and this thread continues to fulfill and confirm that statement
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-16-2018, 09:24 AM
			
			
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			10-16-2018, 09:27 AM
			
			
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			10-16-2018, 09:47 AM
			
			
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			This is fun.    
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			10-16-2018, 10:12 AM
			
			
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			10-16-2018, 10:16 AM
			
			
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			10-16-2018, 10:35 AM
			
			
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			10-16-2018, 10:38 AM
			
			
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