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			Haha poor oiler fans... Having to acquire oiler-speak must come base for tier 1 thru tier 3 fan packages.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-25-2018, 02:37 PM
			
			
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				Lucic should talk to Dalton Prout regarding dropping weight quickly... 
  
			
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I had no idea these two had such a thing going.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-25-2018, 02:48 PM
			
			
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				But your dash to the bathroom was significantly faster, no? 
			
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			09-25-2018, 02:50 PM
			
			
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				I had no idea these two had such a thing going. 
			
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Prout is here because Lucic thinks its fine to fight the Flames goalie
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-25-2018, 03:04 PM
			
			
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				But your dash to the bathroom was significantly faster, no? 
			
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45% faster
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-25-2018, 03:09 PM
			
			
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			09-25-2018, 03:10 PM
			
			
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				It's almost as if people are in fact not built in laboratories with flawless symmetry or something. Crazy huh. 
			
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Come on, I'm aware that people are asymmetrical. However, it's pretty extreme in Lundqvist's case, yet people find him incredibly handsome. I just find it intriguing is all. Not judging at all.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-25-2018, 03:21 PM
			
			
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			Is that why the Oilers are visually better? Their lineup is seriously asymmetrical?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-25-2018, 03:24 PM
			
			
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Pretty smart way to help a prospect that can't turn very well in transition. 
 
Give him a partner that will guarantee they will spend the entire time in their own zone looking the same direction.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-25-2018, 03:25 PM
			
			
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				If anyone read the article, its wasn't in skating. it was in off ice agility and movement drills.  
 
 
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So last year it took him three days to catch a fly with chop sticks, and this year only two?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-25-2018, 03:31 PM
			
			
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				So last year it took him three days to catch a fly with chop sticks, and this year only two? 
			
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Lets be honest, for the last two years Lucic can't even catch his breath between shifts.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-25-2018, 04:21 PM
			
			
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			You knows it's preseason when Oiler fans are willing to bet $100 on the Oilers finishing above the Flames in the standings at the end of the season.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-25-2018, 04:24 PM
			
			
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				You knows it's preseason when Oiler fans are willing to bet $100 on the Oilers finishing above the Flames in the standings at the end of the season. 
			
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They are mainlining the Kool-Aid.
 
At this point the Oilers should be praying that they finish ahead of Vancouver and I'm pretty sure that Arizona will finish above them.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-25-2018, 05:09 PM
			
			
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				They are mainlining the Kool-Aid. 
 
At this point the Oilers should be praying that they finish ahead of Vancouver and I'm pretty sure that Arizona will finish above them. 
			
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/oilerhat on
 
What do you mean? The Oilers improved dramatically.
 
They got Ty Rattie. Sure he has 19 career NHL points at the age of 25, but the aura of McDavid will suddenly make him a PPG.
 
They have Bouchard, who will come in an get 40 points as a rookie defenceman with no 18 year old defensive concerns whatsoever.
 
Nurse, Draisatl, McDavid will all get better. Lucic improved his speed by 44%. Cam Talbot made an incredible preseason save that is still up on TSN's best play....WHAT??????
 
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51???? Fricken Habs fans and their biased voting screwed the Oilers of winning once again. Be right back, posting on HFboards on this injustice. It's the save of the year!
 
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			09-25-2018, 05:20 PM
			
			
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				Lets be honest, for the last two years Lucic can't even catch his breath between shifts. 
			
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This year though, he won’t be able to catch his breath 45 to 60% faster!
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-25-2018, 05:23 PM
			
			
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				/oilerhat on 
What do you mean? The Oilers improved dramatically.
 
They got Ty Rattie. Sure he has 19 career NHL points at the age of 25, but the aura of McDavid will suddenly make him a PPG.
 
They have Bouchard, who will come in an get 40 points as a rookie defenceman with no 18 year old defensive concerns whatsoever.
 
Nurse, Draisatl, McDavid will all get better. Lucic improved his speed by 44%. Cam Talbot made an incredible preseason save that is still up on TSN's best play....WHAT??????
 
51% 
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 http://1v1.tsn.ca/polls/974-hudon-s-...-talbot-s-save
51???? Fricken Habs fans and their biased voting screwed the Oilers of winning once again. Be right back, posting on HFboards on this injustice. It's the save of the year!
 
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You do that a little too well
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-25-2018, 10:21 PM
			
			
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			Rattie hat trick tonight. Polish up the preseason Art Ross.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-25-2018, 10:22 PM
			
			
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				Rattie hat trick tonight. Polish up the preseason Art Ross. 
			
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More like the Fart Boss am I right?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			09-25-2018, 10:40 PM
			
			
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			Can't wait for staples stories tomorrow comparing Rattle to Kurri.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			09-25-2018, 11:19 PM
			
			
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			The question is: 
Will Rattie score 60 this year? Or only 40?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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