I would love to see Scorch reintroduced. They could make a film showing the story of his life and the one big mistake that he made that landed him in prison. Time has moved on and Scorch has paid his debt to society and is ready for life on the outside... although a part of him has been changed forever by the prison system... (he now has a scar on his face and isn't quite so smiley).
It should look like a Trail Park Boys season opener where they are getting out of prison with big ideas...
I was looking forward to seeing him in Stockton (since I live in sacramento and see a game or two in stockton every year)
Agree wth posters calling for “Full-On Heel Gritty”, like “Evil Doink” from the WWF. When he was a mean clown who popped kids’ balloons with a cigar, he was awesome. When he was fan-friendly, he sucked.
Let Gritty stagger around with a cigarette hanging out of his face, clutching a bottle of malt liquor in his left hand so that his right hand remains free to smack people out of his way in the concourse and/or flip the bird at the jumbotron.
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Agree wth posters calling for “Full-On Heel Gritty”, like “Evil Doink” from the WWF. When he was a mean clown who popped kids’ balloons with a cigar, he was awesome. When he was fan-friendly, he sucked.
Let Gritty stagger around with a cigarette hanging out of his face, clutching a bottle of malt liquor in his left hand so that his right hand remains free to smack people out of his way in the concourse and/or flip the bird at the jumbotron.
How would you then differentiate him from the rest of the Flyers fans?
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I really missed my calling designing mascots. It seems like something anyone with some free time can accomplish rather easily.
Is there some sort of disgustingly-wealthy 'Secret Mascot Fan Cabal' that just approves some of the dumbest crap ever because they love mascots that much?
It seems like there must be. Because nobody whose living was actually on the line would say 'Yes' to most of these ideas. They'd more likely be met with some raised eyebrows and a phone call to the local pub informing them that whomever was responsible was cut off.
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