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Old 12-09-2006, 12:07 AM   #1
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Default Is there anything better then a good DIP?

Man ive been chewing for 2 years now, and seriously... Is there anything better then a good tight DIP right before you get into the shower in the morning?

Honestly, I cant think of a better way to start my day besides waking up with Keira Knightly and Naomi Watts in my bed, and possibly Jessica Alba ironing my clothes...
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Old 12-09-2006, 12:25 AM   #2
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Until you wake up one morning and you try to dip, but it just falls through your eroded lip onto the floor and stains it..

Thats a crappy way to start the day

Thank god I hate the taste of chew or I might have been hooked too

All my buddies chew or have chew'd.. but i just don't get the appeal..
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Old 12-09-2006, 03:17 AM   #3
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Yeah, it's the best... if you enjoy nasty ****.
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Old 12-09-2006, 03:51 AM   #4
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i'm sure once you get a good ol' DIP of lip cancer you'll be able to think of many better things
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Old 12-09-2006, 06:34 AM   #5
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That crap is disgusting, even more so than cigarettes. I do like to laugh at the people though that think it's really cool...especially when they are walking around with chew stuck all in their teeth.
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:04 AM   #6
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dammint, i was about to get ready to talk about salsa and chip dip.
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:04 AM   #7
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Any small town kid has tried it. I so vividly recall hanging my head out of my brother's truck, curing me of sneuce for life.
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:49 AM   #8
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MMMMMMmmmm Yeah, it's a pretty tastey little treat, from copenhagen, to beachnut, redman, hawkin...

I don't chew anymore, I only went through a few consecutive months over any time at a "buying tins" stage. However I did chew socially on and off from high school for a few years. Quite a bit during the 04 run too

It's best when doing schoolwork, watching a movie, during a roadtrip, after hockey.. and a few other choice moments.

However first thing in the AM never wa s exciting for me, although working at a golf course one year I was often having a chew by 7/8 am. But it never felt like morning.
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Old 12-09-2006, 10:27 AM   #9
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How could anyone kiss that mouth now? Morning breath with a topping of chew. Gross.
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Old 12-09-2006, 10:37 AM   #10
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Copenhagen tastes like muddy boot leather coated in excrement.

tried it a couple times. the last time I was drunk and kept swallowing it. I puked my guts out.
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Old 12-09-2006, 10:59 AM   #11
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Shudder....I can understand the redman types but copenhagen tastes like something that would come out of a dying hobos anus.
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Copenhagen tastes like muddy boot leather coated in excrement.

tried it a couple times. the last time I was drunk and kept swallowing it. I puked my guts out.
I don't get it? You guys will give those things a chance and they are so foul, yet you won't give chew a second chance?
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:02 AM   #12
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:09 AM   #13
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I don't get it? You guys will give those things a chance and they are so foul, yet you won't give chew a second chance?
Hey at least they don't cause your lip to fall off...
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Hey at least they don't cause your lip to fall off...
No, probably something a lot worse.. MMMMmm fecal matter


Anyway, my lips not going anywhere.. I don't chew
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Have a hagen in right now. Breakfast of champions.
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:14 AM   #16
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Have a hagen in right now. Breakfast of champions.
YEEEAAAH. Nothing better then to jump in your car on a brisk morning and put in the biggest dip of copenhagen long cut, or skoal classic, or recently for me... skoal spearmint.

Espetially when your gonna be driving multiple hours.

Shower is the best IMHO. Im supprised that there are not very many people so far who are chewers that posted.
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:22 AM   #17
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Man another thing that makes a chew better, is when your listening to some good music, or right after a REALLY good meal.

I have to admit the spitting in public law has really disgruntled me. I was going to pay a ticket at the plaza, and had the biggest chaw in my mouth and the police were all around since something happened to the C-Train. So I didnt want to spit anywhere since the cops I bet would slap me with another ticket. I dont see why spitting on the grass or dirt is such a big deal.
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:28 AM   #18
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That stuff is the worst **** around....how can anyone put that crap in their mouth?
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Old 12-09-2006, 12:18 PM   #19
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Man another thing that makes a chew better, is when your listening to some good music, or right after a REALLY good meal.

I have to admit the spitting in public law has really disgruntled me. I was going to pay a ticket at the plaza, and had the biggest chaw in my mouth and the police were all around since something happened to the C-Train. So I didnt want to spit anywhere since the cops I bet would slap me with another ticket. I dont see why spitting on the grass or dirt is such a big deal.
Because people walk on the grass and dirt. Most people don't want some people's spat up "chaw" on the bottom of their shoe when they climb into their car.
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Old 12-09-2006, 12:26 PM   #20
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Back like 10 years ago I was into the old chew myself. There probably isn't a more disgusting habit on the planet, but damn was that stuff ever addictive. I tried them all, but Skoal Mint was my favorite. Copenhagen was just vile stuff though, and it didn't stay together. Some crazy guy I went to college with drank like 2 pots of coffee in the morning, smoked cigarettes and chewed tobbacco in class. He also chewed Copenhagen, and he swallowed that crap. You had to stay 5 feet away from him if you wanted to talk to him. But I knew one day I'd have to give it up as it is a bit of a juevenile habit. It took me like 3 or 4 attempts till I finally got away from it though. I was hardly a big time chaw guy as I would maybe go through one 20g can of Skoal a week. But I had a tough time kicking that stupid habit. I'd be sitting in my apartment and a voice in my head would always be like....come on Chad, one more can won't kill you. Aaaaah yes the joys of addiction.
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