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Old 12-07-2006, 08:37 PM   #21
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Me and a few buddies have an ongoing 4 litre milk challenge, that no one has yet been able to complete. You get 1 hour to drink it, and have to keep it down for one hour. One guy puked so hard his eyes were bloodshot for a week.

The next challenge might be doughnuts....we were discussing how long it would take to do 100 of the bastids. Any ideas? I was thinking hours....

You should do that one KG. See how many doughnuts you can eat, so I can set the challenge to my buddies
There isn't enough bacteria (or enzymes?) in your stomach to breakdown that much milk. You will always puke it up.

The volume of a VERY large stomach can get to 4 litres when filled to the brim. I wonder how fast you can digest jello. Would guess pretty quick.

One thing to try maybe is if you are competing with somone, make theirs with vodka and forget to tell them.
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Old 12-07-2006, 09:30 PM   #22
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yup, Krissy, I think you need to do jello shooters instead.
how many can you handle before ya pass out???*L*
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Old 12-07-2006, 11:15 PM   #23
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First one with a skin and you're puking. That's right, I said it. You'll eat two boxes and on the third there will be a skin and the texture of it will cause you to gag and barf.
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Old 12-07-2006, 11:24 PM   #24
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I think the feller's going to need some roughage to go with the gelatin.

Here's a classic Jello Salad recipe
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Old 12-07-2006, 11:26 PM   #25
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Try practicing by drinking the equivalent amount of water. I predict you won't be able to drink more than 3-4 litres and keep it down. I just don't think the body can handle it.
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Old 12-07-2006, 11:30 PM   #26
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How about "How many jars of Vegimite™ can I consume"?

Worst taste known to man... uh. Stupid Aussies.

But really it all depends on the time frame if you give yourself long enough I doubt it would be a major concern as long as you have bathroom breaks allowed as it is basically all water.

The food colouring could do wonders for your BM's though.
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Old 12-07-2006, 11:34 PM   #27
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The stomach can hold about 4 litres at the best of times, and the intestines can process about a litre per hour.. so I'll guess 4 litres + however long a sitting turns out to be.
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So after talking to Kris, Kris and I are going to face off in this. I need suggestions on what to do. He said anything except tacos.

Cookies? Pizza slices? Ice Cream? Waffles? Pancakes? Lets see those suggestions.
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:03 AM   #30
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^^^ Ooohhh, Pancakes would be tough.
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Jell-0? I'd say you get through 2 boxs before you want to stop. All that sugery powder water is gonna make you want to vomit.
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:13 AM   #32
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So after talking to Kris, Kris and I are going to face off in this. I need suggestions on what to do. He said anything except tacos.

Cookies? Pizza slices? Ice Cream? Waffles? Pancakes? Lets see those suggestions.
Man... Burrito's from Taco Time would be hilarious.
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So after talking to Kris, Kris and I are going to face off in this. I need suggestions on what to do. He said anything except tacos.

Cookies? Pizza slices? Ice Cream? Waffles? Pancakes? Lets see those suggestions.
Chicken on the Way Shrimp.
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:15 AM   #34
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Ice Cream is probably the most feasible off that list, do sorbet to get around the lactose issue. If you do pancakes it'll just fluff up and make your stomach explode as soon as you drink anything during the process.
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:21 AM   #36
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Chicken on the Way Shrimp.
Wait, Chicken on the Way's got Shrimp now??

I say something nasty... like shots of Cod liver oil
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Chicken on the Way Shrimp.
Oilfan might not be the tallest guy, but he's good people. I don't know why you have to go for the personal attacks all the time Jiri, so classless.
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Oilfan might not be the tallest guy, but he's good people. I don't know why you have to go for the personal attacks all the time Jiri, so classless.
You actually had me there... I got all excited for shrimp. Then nahhh there's no shrimp, back to... well you know what? Maybe there IS shrimp.

Or we could be talking about Robbie Shrimp... and that'd really **** me off.
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:39 AM   #39
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Bran Muffins
hahaha soooooooooo dry. I hate muffins because they are so dry.

Is Jello really a liquid....

I always thought it was a solid. But people keep referring to litres. Hm.

edit: I once watched friends try Premium Plus crackers...

they are tough to engage in contests with. No water/liquids allowed either.
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:39 AM   #40
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Oilfan might not be the tallest guy, but he's good people. I don't know why you have to go for the personal attacks all the time Jiri, so classless.
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Also Bran Muffins from Reggie was interesting. Waffles is the idea I like so far.
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