04-30-2018, 02:50 PM
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Walls must be well-sealed, because smell....
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04-30-2018, 02:53 PM
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#42
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Quote:
Originally Posted by edslunch
Walls must be well-sealed, because smell....
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Or it happened recently.
The article says someone could have fallen while crawling through duct work. If it happened after hours, and first thing today the toilet wasn't working there isn't much time there.
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04-30-2018, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15
Or it happened recently.
The article says someone could have fallen while crawling through duct work. If it happened after hours, and first thing today the toilet wasn't working there isn't much time there.
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Pretty sure they could tell the gender if it happened recently.
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04-30-2018, 03:18 PM
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#44
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Originally Posted by mikephoen
Pretty sure they could tell the gender if it happened recently.
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Or they didn't have the body recovered when that tweet came out.
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04-30-2018, 03:20 PM
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#45
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mikephoen
Pretty sure they could tell the gender if it happened recently.
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They might not have moved the body yet well enough to determine its gender when that information was provided. Depending on how it was positioned, they might only have been able to determine that it was an adult-sized body, but nothing further.
If you read this guy's timeline, it looks like the Fire Department had to be called in to extract the body, which was just wheeled out a few minutes ago: https://twitter.com/SammyHudes
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04-30-2018, 03:23 PM
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#46
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Originally Posted by edslunch
Walls must be well-sealed, because smell....
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Well it was directly behind a toilet, so its possible everyone assumed the awful smell was the last guys ass. Those food court toilets probably process mucho cullo.
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04-30-2018, 03:43 PM
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Such a strange situation that I have a tough time cracking any joke until we know more. Gang activity and hiding people in walls or an awful freak accident death. Not the closure some family somewhere was hoping for with a missing loved one.
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04-30-2018, 03:44 PM
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Agreed, I would've thought this board would be above such bathroom humour.
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04-30-2018, 03:45 PM
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confirmed it's a body of a man and sounds like there was no foul play
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04-30-2018, 03:46 PM
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04-30-2018, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Realtor 1
Such a strange situation that I have a tough time cracking any joke until we know more.
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I was really hoping there wasn't a dedicated thread on here as it's a local story with potential family reading now or later (which has unfortunately happened before with bad results on CP) and I knew how the thread would go based on the weird nature of the death. It always makes me so uneasy how disconnected we become on the internet.
Hopefully the police find the reasoning and it offers closure to the family.
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04-30-2018, 03:51 PM
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Came here to find the funniest post. So far it's between this one...
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Originally Posted by octothorp
Reporter: "Why isn't a body in a wall suspicious?"
Officer: "Because it turns out the guy is a total stud."
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And this one.
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Originally Posted by skudr248
And who is Jimmy Hoffa?
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04-30-2018, 03:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by getbak
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Adult male and the police don't suspect foul play.
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If it's not a foul play then, someone, probably, decided to get into a mall from the outside, most likely, illegally, and got stuck in the wall space. Severe intoxication or overdose, perhaps, causing loss of conscience and, unfortunately, leading to death.
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04-30-2018, 04:04 PM
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Norm!
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Or Chud
did they say decisively that it was a human male?
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04-30-2018, 04:08 PM
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Maybe the guy was in there working balls to the wall?
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04-30-2018, 04:12 PM
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Come on folks, time to can the jokes.
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04-30-2018, 04:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by edslunch
Walls must be well-sealed, because smell....
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Or it’s a toilet stall and.. well.. farts and stuff.
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04-30-2018, 05:15 PM
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#58
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Originally Posted by kunkstyle
Come on folks, time to can the jokes.
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04-30-2018, 06:07 PM
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#59
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skudr248
Unclear gender? how long was the body in there for jesus... so weird.
And who is Jimmy Hoffa?
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All time world hide and seek champion
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04-30-2018, 06:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stang
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I think Amelia Earhart would beg to differ.
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