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Old 11-30-2006, 05:42 PM   #21
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Goddamn I hate condoms. Not to say you shouldnt use one, I still do. But once you've been dating someone for awhile, and you know youre both fine, time to just rely on the pill. Thank God those are so popular now, practically every girl uses them now. Condoms are such moodbreakers. "Hold on a sec honey, I just gotta put some rubber on my dick".

Nothing wrong with doublin down.

The most isdidious of STDs is the baby virus, so it doesn't hurt to have a backup in case she messes up the pill routine.
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Old 11-30-2006, 05:42 PM   #22
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And more good news

As for the spray-on jimmy, no thanks. The first thing I think of is those spray-on truck bed liners that are dent and water resistant. Now I don't want any dents or rust on my Pekka, but I don't want it sealed up in it's own tomb either. How do you get these things off?
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Old 11-30-2006, 05:46 PM   #23
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And more good news

As for the spray-on jimmy, no thanks. The first thing I think of is those spray-on truck bed liners that are dent and water resistant. Now I don't want any dents or rust on my Pekka, but I don't want it sealed up in it's own tomb either. How do you get these things off?
Male birth controll pill?
I just can't wait untill they invent the male morning after pill.


I stole that from the onion, but it's still good.
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Old 11-30-2006, 05:53 PM   #24
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How do you get these things off?
Yeah, that was my concern - custom tailored or not. No "roll up the rim to win" like on the store-bought ones.



Or course, there's always this product.
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Old 11-30-2006, 05:59 PM   #25
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Nothing wrong with doublin down.

The most isdidious of STDs is the baby virus, so it doesn't hurt to have a backup in case she messes up the pill routine.
No kidding... plus if your girlfriend finds out what really happened on your trip to Amsterdam without you knowing, BAM. Child support.
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Old 11-30-2006, 06:21 PM   #26
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Nothing wrong with doublin down.

The most isdidious of STDs is the baby virus, so it doesn't hurt to have a backup in case she messes up the pill routine.
Oh yeah 100%, I agree. Im not in any way saying people shouldnt wear them. Im just expressing how much I hate them. It just doesnt feel the same. Gimme 15-20 years and Im so getting a vasectomy.
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