01-18-2018, 07:48 PM
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#1401
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Join Date: Mar 2015
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Concerns are being raised about a video of a Kodiak bear from a central Alberta zoo being taken through a fast-food drive-thru and being hand-fed ice cream by the restaurant's owner.
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgar...kley-1.4494087
I just don't even know where to start on this...
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01-18-2018, 09:54 PM
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#1402
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Saw the this thread bumped, was sure it was going to be the parents with 13 kids story.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ges-california
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01-19-2018, 04:26 PM
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#1403
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
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Whats wrong with an Ice-Cream eating Bear? He seems to be enjoying himself. Having a good time! Even the fast-food guy thinks its awesome.
Thats the problem with environmentalists, they're way too uptight. Have some fun occasionally! Feed a Bear some ice cream!
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01-19-2018, 04:31 PM
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#1404
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Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Beyond the obvious, I'd think driving around with a bear in the cab might not be the safest idea. Probably wasn't even wearing a seat belt! What if he didn't like the music? One swipe of that paw and the driver could run over a whole school of children.
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01-19-2018, 04:34 PM
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#1405
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Sadly not in the Dome.
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I think the world needs more drive - thru, ice cream eating bears.
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01-19-2018, 04:37 PM
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#1406
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One of the Nine
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It really seems more like a 'Crazy Florida' story, except with an alligator. Or thawing iguanas.
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01-19-2018, 04:37 PM
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#1407
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Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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I think we need Sliver to weigh in on this, given his love for all things Ursidae.
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01-19-2018, 04:43 PM
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#1408
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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No one talking about eating Tide Pods? Why would you think that was ever a good idea?
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01-19-2018, 05:16 PM
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#1409
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Originally Posted by MissTeeks
No one talking about eating Tide Pods? Why would you think that was ever a good idea?
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Tide Pods are so yesterday. Today, it's Downy Dipping Dots...
And I can't figure it out either. Except...there are a lot of stupid people out there.
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01-19-2018, 05:31 PM
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#1410
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Originally Posted by WhiteTiger
Tide Pods are so yesterday. Today, it's Downy Dipping Dots...
And I can't figure it out either. Except...there are a lot of stupid people out there.
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Because they look delicious and feel like marshmallows.
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01-19-2018, 06:14 PM
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#1412
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Nature's diet pill.
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02-05-2018, 02:12 PM
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#1413
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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I believe these are already called stale chips. RIP to the career of whoever decided to incorporate Onion stories as their actual idea.
https://twitter.com/user/status/960402382659170304
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02-05-2018, 02:15 PM
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#1414
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Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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In the UK they will be marketed as "not crisps".
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02-05-2018, 03:00 PM
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#1415
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by snootchiebootchies
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How can they print that story and not provide a picture 
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02-05-2018, 11:06 PM
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#1416
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by llwhiteoutll
How can they print that story and not provide a picture |
Here is the picture of the tapeworm that was pulled out from the man's behind. It doesn't look all that gross but I spoilered it just because some people are queasy about these things.
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02-06-2018, 08:05 AM
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#1417
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: San Fernando Valley
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Serves him right for eating raw fish everyday. Does he think he's a shark or something?
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02-06-2018, 08:27 AM
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#1418
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Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Alberta
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Originally Posted by snootchiebootchies
Here is the picture of the tapeworm that was pulled out from the man's behind. It doesn't look all that gross but I spoilered it just because some people are queasy about these things.
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I'd be pretty disgusted pulling a 5 foot long wiggling worm out of my ass, despite being grateful it wasn't even longer.
creeps me out.
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02-06-2018, 11:43 AM
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#1419
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I think I've posted this story a couple times on here already - amazed it keeps being relevant. Really well written. Enjoy!
The Worm Within by Vincent Eaton
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