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Old 11-22-2006, 04:27 PM   #1
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Aside from everything...


The Sunshine Woman (no way this is a "girl")

http://www.edmontonsun.com/SUNshineG...nday/home.html

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21? Not unless 21 is the new 40. Wow. Boob job, bad hair, false smile, and judging from her face, too much fake bake. Add in lying about her age and this one is the epitome of why the Sunshine Girl just ain't as much fun as when I was 14.

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Old 11-22-2006, 04:28 PM   #2
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Yikes.

Her face looks like an old catchers mit.
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Old 11-22-2006, 04:30 PM   #3
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Maybe she was born on February 29th.
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Old 11-22-2006, 04:36 PM   #4
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Butter face!!

Great Body...too bad butter her face.

Maybe it's just me but I think most of the Sunshine girls look far older than their stated age. Most of these early 20's girls seem to look late 20's to early 30's.
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Old 11-22-2006, 04:36 PM   #5
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Why does her head look like its too far to the left on her shoulders?

This picture looks like it was edited, and the head was slightly shifted.

Odd.
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Old 11-22-2006, 05:37 PM   #6
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The head does not look like it belongs to the body. It looks like a poorly done photoshop.
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Old 11-22-2006, 06:32 PM   #7
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You think that's bad look at the one from the day before. Looks like a frikkin zombie movie.
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Old 11-22-2006, 06:43 PM   #8
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You think that's bad look at the one from the day before. Looks like a frikkin zombie movie.
Haha, I was just going to say the same thing.
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Old 11-22-2006, 06:47 PM   #9
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Butter face!!

Great Body...too bad butter her face.

Maybe it's just me but I think most of the Sunshine girls look far older than their stated age. Most of these early 20's girls seem to look late 20's to early 30's.
I don't think you got that quite right... She is hot... everything but-her-face.

Sorry... I just can't help being a jerk about things like that... but your way is pretty funny.

But seriously, this granny looks like an old handbag... with well droopy swingers to boot!
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Old 11-22-2006, 06:51 PM   #10
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Kind of reminds me of some of the Dallas Stars Ice Girls.
http://www.dallasstars.com/fancenter/icegirls.jsp
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:51 PM   #11
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^^^^

some of them, but most of them are pretty respectable.
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Old 11-22-2006, 11:42 PM   #12
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she could be early 20s easily.

i assume you guys haven't been exposed to the wild north bc blowhoe?

EDIT: hard partying ages girls fast.
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Old 11-22-2006, 11:46 PM   #13
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thats probably the hottest chick in Edmonton...
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Old 11-22-2006, 11:46 PM   #14
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Girls these days are trying to look 21 when they're 14. That's why they look 40 when they ARE 21.
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Old 11-23-2006, 12:00 AM   #15
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c'mon guys...everyone knows you gotta' slay a few dragons to get to the princess.
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Old 11-23-2006, 12:19 AM   #16
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thats probably the hottest chick in Edmonton...
Judging by the girls that end up in the Edmonton Sun, that may be accurate. That paper has by far the worst sunshine girls of any Sun paper.
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Old 11-23-2006, 02:27 AM   #17
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friday s one kind of looks like phanuef.
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Old 11-23-2006, 02:33 AM   #18
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They have to pay to be the sunshine girl and get in the paper IIRC...

But you'd think there would be some sort of screening...

haha, there was a girl who had a camel toe of epic proportion and forbes was talking about it on the radio, so when i checked it out at work... yep... it was front and centre... lol.
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Old 11-23-2006, 02:43 AM   #19
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friday s one kind of looks like phanuef.
Yes, she does. She's got the crazy eyes.
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Old 11-23-2006, 02:43 AM   #20
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Typical dishrag bar whore, too many cigarettes and too much booze make you hit the wall way too early.
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