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Old 11-22-2006, 10:07 AM   #41
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:11 AM   #42
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Lindsay Lohan
Gross.

No seriously. She's really not good looking at all.

Same with Kirsten Dunst. Gross.
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:14 AM   #43
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Gross.

No seriously. She's really not good looking at all.

Same with Kirsten Dunst. Gross.
Come on JOE If she on her hands and knees begging for it your telling me that you wouldn’t??

What about Both of them at the Same time?
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:17 AM   #44
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I'd tell my kids how great they are and encourage them to pursue their dreams, have mind-blowing sex with my wife, and spend the rest of the day knocking back a few rum and cokes with the family and listening to all my favourite music one last time. And tell my father-in-law what a great person he is.
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:36 AM   #45
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Come on JOE If she on her hands and knees begging for it your telling me that you wouldn’t??

What about Both of them at the Same time?
No. I wouldn't. Skeletons aren't that hot. I'm sorry.
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:41 AM   #46
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Gross.

No seriously. She's really not good looking at all.

Same with Kirsten Dunst. Gross.
I disagree.

And here is why:



As for Kirsten Dunst, one word. Sangletooth.
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:46 AM   #47
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I disagree.

And here is why:



As for Kirsten Dunst, one word. Sangletooth.
Thank you! I thought I was seeing something that no else was
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:47 AM   #48
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looting..mass murder... sooo many options
FG, great ideas. I'll have to change my mind.

After I bang some chicks I go out and buy a sharp knife and a few guns. Systematically hunt down Nickleback, Theory of a Deadman, Default, all those **** bands and make the world a better place.
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:49 AM   #49
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I think the much cooler questions is

“what would you do if you lived the same day over and over?, now I could ponder this for hours and hours”
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Old 11-22-2006, 11:45 AM   #50
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FG, great ideas. I'll have to change my mind.

After I bang some chicks I go out and buy a sharp knife and a few guns. Systematically hunt down Nickleback, Theory of a Deadman, Default, all those **** bands and make the world a better place.
Nickelback does not suck. Just cause your don't like them doesn't mean they aren't good. Plenty of people really love their music.
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Old 11-22-2006, 11:48 AM   #51
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Gross.

No seriously. She's really not good looking at all.

Same with Kirsten Dunst. Gross.
I agree.
Lohan is OK, but nothing special. Pretty typical. She reminds me of a typical hot girl from school, not celebrity/or model hot.
Just a girl you might try to pick up at the bar.
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Old 11-22-2006, 12:51 PM   #52
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Probably rob a bank, or go into the police station with a M4 Carbine with a MP203 attachment and for some reason go "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!".

EDIT: Banging hot mammas would probably be in there somewhere too.

EDIT 2: Heres another question... If you were dying what is the last song you would listen to?

Mine would be Johnny Cash - There Will be Peace in the Valley
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Old 11-22-2006, 01:01 PM   #53
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1. Make a farewell thread on CP Off-Topic while drinking a cooler
2. Rob MMF of the 300K he robbed Dominic for
3. See how much of this 300K I would need to spend on coke to see RMS achieve her global orgasm for peace before she ODs on it.
4. Spend the rest on a red Ferrari with a Flaming C stuck on it...down a few drinks, steal Harvey the Hound's costume, drive up to Edmonton and run down MacT in said costume.
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Old 11-22-2006, 02:04 PM   #54
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Well one of the last things I would do is go on this site and write a post that would ban me forever (but if Im dying soon, who cares). It wouldnt be a mean post, it would just be a post about how I love the Oilers and despise the Flames, which on a regular day, would get me banned and I wouldnt dream of doing it because I enjoy being on this site and reading the cool posts. But if it was my last day, you could ban me forever.
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Old 11-22-2006, 02:12 PM   #55
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Well one of the last things I would do is go on this site and write a post that would ban me forever (but if Im dying soon, who cares). It wouldnt be a mean post, it would just be a post about how I love the Oilers and despise the Flames, which on a regular day, would get me banned and I wouldnt dream of doing it because I enjoy being on this site and reading the cool posts. But if it was my last day, you could ban me forever.

^^^ Ditto!!!

On a serious note, I'd be with my kids who are my life. Knowing me, I'd also probably make sure the house was spotless, there were premade meals in the freezer for my family, laundry was done up and I'd probably finally agree to get my 7 year old the X-Box he's been asking for since he was 4 .. maybe not though .. I don't want him to become lazy
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I'd likely finish that time machine I've been working on......
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Old 11-22-2006, 02:38 PM   #57
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Old 11-22-2006, 02:51 PM   #58
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Old 11-22-2006, 04:43 PM   #59
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I've been pretty nice to most people and so therefore I would say my goodbyes, plan my funeral and then just be absolutely crazy.
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Old 11-22-2006, 04:45 PM   #60
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and i would go to an oilers game with rotten eggs
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