11-23-2017, 04:56 PM
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#61
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flylock shox
I wouldn't worry about it - yogurt and cheese are just milk in an advanced state of decay
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That's a really interesting, yet unappealing, way to put it.
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11-23-2017, 06:25 PM
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#62
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Now, I usually use the word irony wrong, but I think a bump of a thread 10 years later about someone who didn't read dates certainly qualifies, especially with a serious reply or two...
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11-24-2017, 09:05 AM
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#64
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by flamesdyehard
I drink and eat things that are past due on purpose. It always creates some awesome gas which I always enjoy. Salsa is the best for creating deadly smelling farts. I figure it increases my tolerance to sickness, and I love the smell of a good rank fart. I like to fart under my covers and just bathe in the rewards, then slip the ol' comforter over my wifes head.
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Logged in to thank this, but alas, the thank function on this post has long expired.
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11-24-2017, 09:10 AM
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#65
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I know I've talked about eating expired food before, just not in this thread apparently, but...
about a month or 2 ago my wife found some black bean sauce in the fridge that had an expiry date in 2009.
I had some on crackers, still living.
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11-24-2017, 09:26 AM
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#66
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I found Mike 'n Ike's from 2007 in my backpack yesterday. They didn't smell off.
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11-24-2017, 09:28 AM
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#67
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What will happen if someone revives an expired thread?
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11-24-2017, 10:40 AM
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#68
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What happens if you leave a nearly full 2L carton of almond milk out overnight? Is it still safe to drink since it's basically just nuts converted into milk?
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11-24-2017, 11:24 AM
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#69
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiran403
What happens if you leave a nearly full 2L carton of almond milk out overnight? Is it still safe to drink since it's basically just nuts converted into milk?
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I dont think it matters because I dont believe almonds have nipples, so how can they be milked?
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11-24-2017, 11:48 AM
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#70
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DuffMan
about a month or 2 ago my wife found some black bean sauce in the fridge that had an expiry date in 2009.
I had some on crackers, still living.
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Crikey man, you need to clear that fridge out a bit more often.
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11-24-2017, 12:16 PM
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#71
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lazypucker
What will happen if someone revives an expired thread?
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The terrorists win.
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11-24-2017, 12:31 PM
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#72
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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Update: I died from this, went to the afterlife, and came back in time for work the next day. It turns out all of you were wrong about what happens when we die.
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11-24-2017, 12:33 PM
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#73
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nm
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11-25-2017, 11:47 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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I have a friend who stopped buying food this past year, and is getting all of his groceries from dumpster-diving behind whole food stores. He has saved over $8,000.
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11-25-2017, 11:52 AM
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#75
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I was never sure what my dignity was worth, but now I know it is at least $8000. good to know.
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11-25-2017, 01:21 PM
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#76
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaper
Update: I died from this, went to the afterlife, and came back in time for work the next day. It turns out all of you were wrong about what happens when we die.
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User name checks out as it seems that you met the Grim one.
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11-25-2017, 01:29 PM
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#77
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Lifetime Suspension
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Expect death within 12 hours.
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11-25-2017, 01:31 PM
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#78
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: I will never cheer for losses
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I read the OP and thought you drank milk from 2008.  I was wondering how that would even happen, I was very worried about you!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anduril
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Last edited by flamesfan1297; 11-25-2017 at 08:21 PM.
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11-25-2017, 01:37 PM
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#79
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Textcritic
I have a friend who stopped buying food this past year, and is getting all of his groceries from dumpster-diving behind whole food stores. He has saved over $8,000.
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Who spends $150+ on groceries per week for themselves. Unless he has a family he is feeding with dumpster food? I'm also assuming he isn't pulling meat or dairy out of the dumpster. So he's spending that much money on grains and canned food?
Those numbers just don't add up.
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11-25-2017, 02:30 PM
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#80
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blankall
Who spends $150+ on groceries per week for themselves. Unless he has a family he is feeding with dumpster food? I'm also assuming he isn't pulling meat or dairy out of the dumpster. So he's spending that much money on grains and canned food?
Those numbers just don't add up.
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Considering that hes pulling his meals out of dumpsters I dont know how highly accurate his math is.
He probably learned math out of a dumpster too.
"Who needs standardized education? You're just learning what 'they' want you to know!"
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