11-10-2006, 11:12 AM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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CPHL Biography #4 - Droopydrew19
Droopydrew19 - I can catch lightning, can you?
Painter and abstract artist, born in Climax Springs, Missouri on September 5th 1965. Droopydrew19 was born the 3rd youngest of 21 (all named Droopydrew) therefore they are all numbered.
At the age of 7 Droopydrew19 was on a school trip to Gay Fields Family Farm and was attacked by an ostrich in the petting zoo. The damage to his right hand was so extensive that doctors had to make him a bionic one. As cool as this seems, its not, the hand does not have super strength (at only has the power equal to his left hand) and it only came in the color neon pink. Whenever there is a lightning storm his bionic hand acts as a lightning rod, Droopydrew19 has been struck 279 times, the hand negates the extreme power of the strike and only results in the burning off all of Droopydrew19 clothes.
A founder of the Women's Art Movement of the late 1980s, he studied at the Carnegie Institute of Technology, Pittsburgh (1981–84) and by 1985 had settled in Tampa Bay, Florida working as a painter and foot sculptor. His painted replicas of used band-aids (1991) made him into a celebrity, and from then on his works and words (“Never underestimate the power of human flatchulance”) kept him constantly in the headlines.
In 1998 Droopydrew19 was shot and wounded by Willy Stroker, who had appeared in his paintings. Mr. Stroker was upset over an affair between his wife and Droopydrew19.
Droopydrew19 and FirmFiona7 are now happily married and live in Tampa Bay, Florida (not where you’d expect someone who is a human lightning rod to live) where they are raising their 3 kids, Moe, Lawrence & Curly.
Droopydrew19 is currently the General Manager of the CPHL Tampa Bay Lightning, he took the job as a favor to a friend, he does not know anything about hockey.
Stay tuned for the next CPHL Biography: Flambers – 28 is enough.
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11-10-2006, 11:15 AM
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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HAHA! I liked this one alot!
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11-10-2006, 11:32 AM
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Franchise Player
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larf....seriously man the bank is losing money while you work for the CPHL.
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11-10-2006, 11:46 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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OMG, where do you come up with this stuff?
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11-10-2006, 11:50 AM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
larf....seriously man the bank is losing money while you work for the CPHL.
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I left CIBC, I work in the head office of Atlatic Canada's Credit Unions now.
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Originally Posted by the_only_turek_fan
OMG, where do you come up with this stuff?
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Beer is my friend... 
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11-10-2006, 11:51 AM
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n00b!
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ROFL... great stuff haha
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11-10-2006, 12:04 PM
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Appealing my suspension
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside Enemy Lines
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So when did Droopy meet FirmFiona 7 on the internet?
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11-10-2006, 12:29 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Calgary
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Wow, work of Art!!!
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11-10-2006, 12:31 PM
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Safari Stan
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: 3rd trailer on the left
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Its all true... Droopydrew18 and Droopydrew17 are my twin brother and sister.
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11-10-2006, 12:33 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk
I left CIBC, I work in the head office of Atlatic Canada's Credit Unions now.
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LOL...no wonder youhave so much time...no cash in that place.
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11-10-2006, 01:01 PM
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Sleazy Banker
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cold Lake Alberta Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk
I left CIBC, I work in the head office of Atlatic Canada's Credit Unions now.
Beer is my friend... |
good for you, I left CIBC years ago
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11-10-2006, 01:04 PM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sample00
good for you, I left CIBC years ago
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CCP kick in? Forced retirement?
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11-10-2006, 01:19 PM
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Appealing my suspension
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside Enemy Lines
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Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk
CCP kick in? Forced retirement?
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Don't diss the Axmann, he's collecting his pension in Euro's. He's got more money than 30 GM's in this league put together because of that! Beerfund is exempt...his digestive system is pretty profitable.
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Last edited by Sylvanfan; 11-10-2006 at 01:32 PM.
Reason: Fixed
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11-10-2006, 01:27 PM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvanfan
Don't diss the Axmann, he's collecting his pension in Euro's. He's got more money than the other 31 GM's in this league put together because of that!
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Expect Beerfund, he poops gold!
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11-10-2006, 02:32 PM
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Sleazy Banker
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cold Lake Alberta Canada
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nope, didnt like the direction the bank was taking and how my position was evolving.
in private industry I would have been paid 200K a year, at CIBC I got 32K
a little bit of a difference.
good riddance I say.
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11-10-2006, 04:42 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Ocean, NJ
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Oh man, this is some good stuff!!!
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01-12-2019, 08:45 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: N/A
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Bunp
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