11-10-2006, 11:49 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by photon
So someone please tell me what kind of defence we could muster against an enemy that can cross the interstellar void so casually that it's like us walking down to the sidewalk to look at the ants...
And the first one who suggests getting a divorced scientist to write a virus to infect them gets banned.
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Would I get banned if I suggested another solution from the same movie:
We all get in a circle (even those who are not perfect  ) and a stereotype recites Sh'ma Koleinu.
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11-10-2006, 12:02 PM
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#22
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Wet Coast
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Originally Posted by Regulator75
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This defines 'hilarious post'
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11-10-2006, 12:02 PM
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#23
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: insider trading in WTC 7
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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Just say Bah Weep Grannah Weep Ninibong!
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...'the day the earth stood still'?
or is that a different one?
klatu, veratu, ni - cough cough
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11-10-2006, 12:26 PM
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#24
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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Originally Posted by Cheese
Well heck I knew that...you knew that...what took this guy so long? Im not worried, we have Tom Cruise and John Travolta to save us! ack ack ack....Zap!
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You're forgetting about Wil Smith and Jeff Goldblum
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11-10-2006, 12:30 PM
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#25
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Lifetime Suspension
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I've seen a picture of Cheese the originator of this thread and it made me worry that they may well have sent spies ahead of the invasion. This thread could well be his attempt to check out our readiness.
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11-10-2006, 12:30 PM
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#26
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Norm!
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All of this would explain the freakish transformation of Michael Jackson and Anna Nicole Smith.
They're already among us.
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11-10-2006, 12:37 PM
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#27
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Just say Bah Weep Grannah Weep Ninibong!
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These aren't the Droids you're looking for ????? 
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11-10-2006, 12:42 PM
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#28
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by JohnnyFlame
I've seen a picture of Cheese the originator of this thread and it made me worry that they may well have sent spies ahead of the invasion. This thread could well be his attempt to check out our readiness.
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aaaaaaaak..aak aak aak... 
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11-10-2006, 12:53 PM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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I think we have a natural defense already in place ... we've messed this place up so bad no sensible alien would want to invade. Who wants to take over a garbage dump?
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11-10-2006, 01:06 PM
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#30
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
I think we have a natural defense already in place ... we've messed this place up so bad no sensible alien would want to invade. Who wants to take over a garbage dump?
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Yeah, so says the guy who is from a small planet near Betelgeuse.
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11-10-2006, 02:16 PM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Originally Posted by ken0042
Yeah, so says the guy who is from a small planet near Betelgeuse.
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Okay, so the answer on how to protect earth from aliens is 42.
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11-10-2006, 02:19 PM
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#32
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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What if they're nice aliens from Melmac? Do we mobilize the Army? Or just give them our cats?
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11-10-2006, 03:04 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
Okay, so the answer on how to protect earth from aliens is 42.
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Isn't to go to Alpha Centuri and get the schedule for the demolition of Earth so we have ample time file our objections with the planning office?
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11-10-2006, 03:07 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I-Hate-Hulse
What if they're nice aliens from Melmac? Do we mobilize the Army? Or just give them our cats?
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Oooo, obscure.
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11-10-2006, 03:08 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: insider trading in WTC 7
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ALF is obscure?
i AM old!
EDIT: there were at least two television shows.
Last edited by Looger; 11-10-2006 at 03:08 PM.
Reason: ALF content
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11-10-2006, 03:33 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Looger
ALF is obscure?
i AM old!
EDIT: there were at least two television shows.
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And a comic book... still, ALF IS pretty obscure these days old man. I had the ALF stuffed... animal?
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11-10-2006, 03:52 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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"Before you get up for that final snack, I want you to know, I've got your cat!" HA-AA! (smacks paw)
It's only as obscure as the A-Team or Knight Rider. Which means you remember the 80's. Obscure would being able to recite all the names of the Tanner household (without googling it).
Last edited by I-Hate-Hulse; 11-10-2006 at 03:54 PM.
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11-10-2006, 03:53 PM
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#38
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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Or we could simply put Allie McBeal back on the air.
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11-10-2006, 03:56 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Am I the only one who kinda wishes Aliens would attack earth?
It would be alot of fun.
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11-10-2006, 03:58 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Section 222
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Am I the only one who kinda wishes Aliens would attack earth?
It would be alot of fun.
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You're just intrigued by the prospect of anal probing, admit it.
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