Rowdy teens? Manilow to the rescue!

[Cheese]

Faster than a speeding bullet....

Authorities in the New Zealand city of Nelson have threatened rowdy teenagers with the latest in crime-fighting technology -- the music of US crooner Barry Manilow.

Barry the Caped Crooner

[troutman]

I saw Barry Manilow sing on Craig Ferguson's show last week. I can only describe it as "disturbing". He seems to be artificially perserved.

[Cowperson]

Originally Posted by troutman

I saw Barry Manilow sing on Craig Ferguson's show last week. I can only describe it as "disturbing". He seems to be artificially perserved.

Manilow looks perfect for a multi-million contract at a prominent Las Vegas hotel.

Seriously.

7-11 and other places in North America have been using classical music and other such offensive materials to scare away loitering teens for a couple of decades . . . . . and it works pretty much 100% of the time.

Cowperson

[JohnnyFlame]

Originally Posted by troutman

I saw Barry Manilow sing on Craig Ferguson's show last week. I can only describe it as "disturbing". He seems to be artificially perserved.

Yeah I commented in another thread that I thought he was dead and actually you have nailed it on the head. HE is DEAD --technology is something these days eh? But they still don't have it quite right --too zombie lookin -- especially the face --those plastic cheeks were too shiny!!