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		|  11-06-2006, 06:07 PM | #1 |  
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				 Hemorroids?? 
 
			
			I know this isn't the most ideal subject to discuss,but wondering if anyone here had experienced these before.I got them over the weekend and man they are painful,I missed work today,just wondering how long they last,I got some Prep H on the go but any other tips to help a fella out???Any info is appreciated.Thanks
		 
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		|  11-06-2006, 06:33 PM | #2 |  
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					Originally Posted by brownie  I know this isn't the most ideal subject to discuss,but wondering if anyone here had experienced these before.I got them over the weekend and man they are painful,I missed work today,just wondering how long they last,I got some Prep H on the go but any other tips to help a fella out???Any info is appreciated.Thanks |  
spend less time on the can.
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		|  11-06-2006, 06:36 PM | #3 |  
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					Originally Posted by skins  spend less time on the can. |  
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		|  11-06-2006, 06:37 PM | #4 |  
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					Originally Posted by brownie  I know this isn't the most ideal subject to discuss,but wondering if anyone here had experienced these before.I got them over the weekend and man they are painful,I missed work today,just wondering how long they last,I got some Prep H on the go but any other tips to help a fella out???Any info is appreciated.Thanks |  
Spend less time on wooden chairs.
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		|  11-06-2006, 06:40 PM | #5 |  
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			Remembering an episode of Are You Being Served here... get one of those pillows like Captain Peacock.
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		|  11-06-2006, 07:00 PM | #6 |  
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					Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm  Remembering an episode of Are You Being Served here... get one of those pillows like Captain Peacock. |  
I believe they are known as "donuts".
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		|  11-06-2006, 07:17 PM | #7 |  
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			Thanks for all the info,but just wondering how long they last Does anyone know????
		 
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		|  11-06-2006, 07:20 PM | #8 |  
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			Go see your doctor. I'm sure he/she can give you best advice.
		 
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		|  11-06-2006, 07:30 PM | #9 |  
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			I havent been to a doctor in about 14 yrs.I don't have one out here.I think i'll just wait it out for a few days and ssee what happens.May have to sell my Tickets for tommorrow night unless I find one of those donut seats.
		 
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		|  11-06-2006, 07:36 PM | #10 |  
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					Originally Posted by brownie  I havent been to a doctor in about 14 yrs.I don't have one out here.I think i'll just wait it out for a few days and ssee what happens.May have to sell my Tickets for tommorrow night unless I find one of those donut seats. |  
Try a walk in clinc in your area.
		 
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		|  11-06-2006, 08:10 PM | #11 |  
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			Appropriate thread for someone with a name like Brownie.....   |  
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		|  11-06-2006, 08:14 PM | #12 |  
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			Why don't you google 'hemmorroids' ? (or however you spell it) I'm sure you can find info on the net.
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		|  11-06-2006, 08:22 PM | #14 |  
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			I thought it was Part 2, going along with the McNugget Sauce thread.
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		|  11-06-2006, 08:58 PM | #15 |  
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					Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm  Remembering an episode of Are You Being Served here... get one of those pillows like Captain Peacock. |  
Off-topic but that show is hilarious. I'd rather watch an episode of Are You Being Served over a lot of the other more famous british sitcomes.
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		|  11-06-2006, 08:59 PM | #16 |  
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			I've always wondered why they're called "Hemorroids" and not "Asteroids."
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		|  11-06-2006, 09:02 PM | #17 |  
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			^^ bet reg's avatar is exactly what Brownie's feelin right now
 seriously though, you know you are getting waaaaayyy to comfortable around CP when...
 
 This ranks up there with not knowing if you are circumsized
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		|  11-06-2006, 09:06 PM | #18 |  
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			dear god. don't go to the wiki site if you want to preserve your hemroid virgin eyes...
 nasty nasty nasty..
 
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		|  11-06-2006, 09:19 PM | #19 |  
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			Damn you Fotze!
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		|  11-06-2006, 09:20 PM | #20 |  
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Hahahahaha Fotze!
		 
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