05-06-2017, 06:35 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Hmmmmmmm
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Flush or garbage can? The wiping your ass dilemma
I've always been a garbage can man but recently switched to flushing. What's everyone's preference?
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05-06-2017, 06:37 PM
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#2
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One of the Nine
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Are you using the Sears catalog to wipe? Why on Earth would you throw crap covered paper into a garbage can, when you can flush it?
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05-06-2017, 06:37 PM
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#3
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Franchise Player
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No person in the Western world should ever be putting used toilet paper in the garbage can. You are gross.
That is all.
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05-06-2017, 06:40 PM
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#4
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
Are you using the Sears catalog to wipe? Why on Earth would you throw crap covered paper into a garbage can, when you can flush it?
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The only logical reason is a sub standard septic system.
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05-06-2017, 06:41 PM
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#5
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Hmmmmmmm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaper
The only logical reason is a sub standard septic system.
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Exactly. It can run the risk of clogging but I do agree that flushing is better.
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05-06-2017, 06:42 PM
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#6
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This is a question? What the actual ####?
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05-06-2017, 06:47 PM
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Resident Videologist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Wtf.
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05-06-2017, 06:48 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Not cheering for losses
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Only a poll will settle this dilemma. Mods?
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05-06-2017, 06:48 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Uzbekistan
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Unless you're in a 3rd world country, flush.
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05-06-2017, 06:53 PM
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#10
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Monster Storm
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
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I think we have solved the plastic bag dilemma.
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05-06-2017, 06:58 PM
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A Fiddler Crab
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Chicago
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The best option is the bum-gun + throw in the garbage. Sans bum-gun, flushing is mandatory.
The north-american paper-only butt-cleaning protocol is, frankly, disgusting. If there was a smear of poo on your floor, there's no way you'd grab a paper towel, give it two or three wipes, and declare it 'clean' so why do that with your own butt?
Bum guns are cheap, easy to install, and easy to use. Anyone who doesn't have one is a poo-covered ape.
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05-06-2017, 06:59 PM
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#12
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Feliz cinco de Mayo.
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05-06-2017, 07:00 PM
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#13
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Franchise Player
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05-06-2017, 07:01 PM
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Doesn't your gf ask why there is bloody poopy toilet paper in the garbage can?
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05-06-2017, 07:05 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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My god. I can't imagine what your bathroom smells like. A poop sticking out of the water stinks bad enough. Poopy paper in the waste bin? Must smell like an Appalachian outhouse.
BTW. Flushable wet wipes FTW. They are life changers.
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05-06-2017, 07:06 PM
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#16
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Lifetime Suspension
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they call it toilet paper if that wasnt a big enough hint.
and cecil why is your butt so bloody?
u ppl are gross. get off the internet and fix ur lives
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05-06-2017, 07:07 PM
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Franchise Player
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What the ever ####ing hell dude? You are aware Canada is a 1st world country?
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05-06-2017, 07:10 PM
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#18
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Lifetime Suspension
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Get a bidet, toilet paper is savage.
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05-06-2017, 07:11 PM
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#19
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IrishSpring2013
they call it toilet paper if that wasnt a big enough hint.
and cecil why is your butt so bloody?
u ppl are gross. get off the internet and fix ur lives
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Excellent username to hygiene topic ratio.
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05-06-2017, 07:14 PM
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IrishSpring2013
they call it toilet paper if that wasnt a big enough hint.
and cecil why is your butt so bloody?
u ppl are gross. get off the internet and fix ur lives
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It's not me with the bloody anus, it's the OP.
Quote:
Originally Posted by calgaryblood
I just had the worst crap of my life.
Anyone ever cry from the burning sensation? Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Felt like Satan himself morphed into a ghost pepper and tried to escape my anus.
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