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Old 03-31-2017, 07:41 PM   #101
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Get a magnifying glass and find a window with natural light coming in and heat yourself up lunch
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Old 03-31-2017, 11:00 PM   #102
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The day they took away people's heaters at our work was something else. I have never seen so many normally mild mannered middle aged women turn into violent maniacs in all my life.
It blows my mind how hot some people like to be. That being said those DeWalt or Milwaukee heated sweaters sure do pump out some heat.
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Old 03-31-2017, 11:16 PM   #103
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Old 04-01-2017, 10:06 AM   #104
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Tell me about heat at work - the windows in my cube farm face southwest, for the last month I have a sheen of sweat on my body after 1.30
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Old 04-01-2017, 10:26 AM   #105
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I have a few spare (UGLY) microwaves and some industrial Epoxy, can I get in on this?
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Old 04-01-2017, 04:06 PM   #106
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Man...some of the offices that you guys work at...the only thing they're missing is a Thunderdome.
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I have a few spare (UGLY) microwaves and some industrial Epoxy, can I get in on this?
I have a microwave at work that I swear is a beast of the 60s.

That baby uses so much juice it makes the lights flicker.

Things that take me a few minutes to microwave at home take that thing half the time.
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I have a microwave at work that I swear is a beast of the 60s.

That baby uses so much juice it makes the lights flicker.

Things that take me a few minutes to microwave at home take that thing half the time.
Might want to wear lead shorts when you're using that.
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Might want to wear lead shorts when you're using that.
And lead flip flops.
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Old 04-02-2017, 10:25 AM   #110
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Might want to wear lead shorts when you're using that.
Cheaper than a vasectomy and I pay my taxes so the Government is legally obligated to heal me.

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And lead flip flops.
Now that is an interesting proposition.
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Old 04-04-2017, 11:49 AM   #111
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New Microwaves are here!

Heated Fooooooood!
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Old 04-04-2017, 12:27 PM   #113
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Get some of those stickers that fall to pieces when you try to remove them. Bonus if they also leave sticky goo behind. Put them on everything.
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Old 04-04-2017, 12:27 PM   #114
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New Microwaves are here!

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I really feel like we need to see a pic of said microwaves.
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