Tell a story about that crazy thing you witnessed that one time

[GoinAllTheWay]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I'm actually not amazed at how often that happens in Calgary. for some reason there seems to be a requirement once a week that some dbass doesn't tie a mattress or whatever down properly and launches a air strike at the car behind him.

lol, makes me think of theses things. Missile balloons!

[Huntingwhale]

About 10 years ago before Chinook station had all the renos done to it, I was on the train during rush hour, facing out towards the west. As the train headed southbound past the lights on 61st ave and underneath the pedestrian overpass to pull into the station, I noticed a naked man who looked like Christopher Lloyd in Back To The Future standing in the area circled below.




Right as train passed this section, I noticed he was jacking off. Like his head snapping back and forth with hair waving everywhere, standing up fully nude, just beating his meat. Not a single person on the train noticed, except me. We made eye contact and held it for about 3 seconds. I cringed, he kept wacking off. I turned to the guy next to me and asked if he saw that. "Saw what?". I'll never forget the look in his eyes, the expression on his face, and just how hairy he was.

[rohara66]

Dude beside me at a Flames game couple years ago blowing projectile vomit completely out of nowhere all over the kids in the row below us. No joke, like 10 gallons of puke sprayed out and doused the kids head to toe. Some yack ricocheted off these poor kids heads and ended up on my pants and some splattered on my Flames jersey.

Was by far the most messed up/disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. Didn’t know what to say or do I was in such shock.

[peter12]

I was at a bar called the Lafayette in Ottawa, and I saw a drunk vomit in his half-empty pint, and then drink it ALL up as if nothing had happened.

[surferguy]

Originally Posted by Regulator75

Someone spelling witnessed incorrectly on a public forum.

Oops! Was on my phone at the time!

[Knalus]

I was once at the corner of Pembina and Point Rd in Winnipeg. There was a semi who pulled up to a red light. The light turned green, and the semi pulled away, but apparently his trailer wasn't hooked up right. Came off and crashing down behind the truck, bent in half and everything.

[polak]

I was in a tourist square standing near a gift store and a guy about 5 feet away from me pulled out a massive whip, screamed at the top of his lungs and cracked the whip, rolled it up and kept walking.

Everyone ran thinking it was a terrorist attack or something. Probably the craziest thing I've ever seen. Then the guy at the gift store is just sitting there laughing. Turns out that he knows the guy and he does it to mess with tourists.

[polak]

Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame

Calgary SWAT team suddenly showed up on my neighbor's doorstep as I was outside on my balcony. 4 marked crusiers, 3 unmarked SUV's, and the battering ram armored vehicle they have. Surrounded the house, busted down the door, and made a commotion inside. Pulled out two stoner kids who were no more than 17 years old.

Took about 45 seconds for the whole thing to go down. Pretty nutty.

When I lived in Somerset there were two grow ops busted within a block of my house. Both times there was the full SWAT show.

[RougeUnderoos]

Originally Posted by Huntingwhale

About 10 years ago before Chinook station had all the renos done to it, I was on the train during rush hour, facing out towards the west. As the train headed southbound past the lights on 61st ave and underneath the pedestrian overpass to pull into the station, I noticed a naked man who looked like Christopher Lloyd in Back To The Future standing in the area circled below.




Right as train passed this section, I noticed he was jacking off. Like his head snapping back and forth with hair waving everywhere, standing up fully nude, just beating his meat. Not a single person on the train noticed, except me. We made eye contact and held it for about 3 seconds. I cringed, he kept wacking off. I turned to the guy next to me and asked if he saw that. "Saw what?". I'll never forget the look in his eyes, the expression on his face, and just how hairy he was.

Ha ha. Yuck!

Reminds me of this time when I was a teenager and riding the city bus. There was this dude on the very back row which was (maybe still is) a long bench seat that went all the way across.

This character was humping that back seat. Like lying down on his stomach and going for it. I noticed some frantic action a couple times, not having a clue what was going on, and looked back there and he nonchalantly stopped humping the seat and looked out the window. A few other people did the same thing and then we had a (hopefully once in a lifetime) weird eye-contact moment with a stranger and silently asked each other "is that man trying to screw the bus seat back there? And how fast can I get off this bus?".

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by polak

I was in a tourist square standing near a gift store and a guy about 5 feet away from me pulled out a massive whip, screamed at the top of his lungs and cracked the whip, rolled it up and kept walking.

Everyone ran thinking it was a terrorist attack or something. Probably the craziest thing I've ever seen. Then the guy at the gift store is just sitting there laughing. Turns out that he knows the guy and he does it to mess with tourists.

This wouldn't have been on the 8th avenue mall about 40 years ago.

My Dad got a horse whip from my uncle for his birthday, and he let it snap right in the middle of the mall. It sounded like a gun went off. He rolled it up, and then my mom grabbed it and took it back in the store.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

Ha ha. Yuck!

Reminds me of this time when I was a teenager and riding the city bus. There was this dude on the very back row which was (maybe still is) a long bench seat that went all the way across.

This character was humping that back seat. Like lying down on his stomach and going for it. I noticed some frantic action a couple times, not having a clue what was going on, and looked back there and he nonchalantly stopped humping the seat and looked out the window. A few other people did the same thing and then we had a (hopefully once in a lifetime) weird eye-contact moment with a stranger and silently asked each other "is that man trying to screw the bus seat back there? And how fast can I get off this bus?".

And the guy humping the bus seat was thinking "how fast can I get this bus off?"

[Nage Waza]

I once was walked through an airport by three guys with AK-47s, locked in a room surrounded by sandbags and told to unpack bags, which I refused to do.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

And the guy humping the bus seat was thinking "how fast can I get this bus off?"

Total Win

[Flabbibulin]

Was with my wife in San Francisco in 2009, waiting at the Beach St cable car stop, and saw a guy get shot about 30 feet away from us. He was just a teenager I believe and thankfully did survive. Crazy stuff.

[flamesfan1297]

Two summers ago my family and I went to Seattle to catch some Jay's games, we were driving through Downton Seattle with no idea where we were going. While stopped at a red light all of a sudden on the passenger side some dude rides his bike past and he is completely nude. Just riding his bike down the sidewalk completely naked.

[troutman]

I went for a consultation with a Doctor last month about getting snipped.

I was waiting in the examination room, when the adjacent door slid open. There was my Doctor at his desk with a dachshund in his lap.

Wiener Doctor with a Wiener Dog. For reals.

[AltaGuy]

The university I attended for undergrad was pretty famous for insane frosh-week stuff. One of the things that happened was a scavenger hunt with very, very difficult and funny items on it (stripper's panties, etc.).

The last item was just: craziest item.

One team broke into the university morgue and showed up with a corpse. That was the last scavenger hunt.

On a related note, the same year at university, a drunk student stole a box containing used blood samples from the hospital and dragged/dropped it up the hill to the dorms, leaving a bright bloody path all the way to the dorm, up four flights of stairs, at which point said student pitched it out his window into a park where blood exploded all over the snow.

I woke up to a hazmat team, a worried mother on the phone (it was national news), a vicious hangover, and an expelled buddy.

[Dion]

I was at a house party in my teens and watched this other kid eat a can of dog food. It was given to him in a bowl as a joke and to the shock of everyone he ate the whole thing.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Dion

I was at a house party in my teens and watched this other kid eat a can of dog food. It was given to him in a bowl as a joke and to the shock of everyone he ate the whole thing.

Why is that crazy? Canned dog food isn't that bad.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Nage Waza

I once was walked through an airport by three guys with AK-47s, locked in a room surrounded by sandbags and told to unpack bags, which I refused to do.

then what happened.