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Old 03-01-2017, 02:51 PM   #501
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February was an excellent month for the red snake, as the Flames went 9-2-1. Add in the last game of January, and they are 10-2-1 in their last 13 games, good for a 1.615 PPG pace over that stretch. The red snake is 2.927 points below the black line, the closest its been since after game #40. It remains 2 points below the hot, green snake, and extends the gap above the easy, purple snake to 16 points. A 12-6-0 record in the remaining 18 regular season games will allow the red snake to finish with 96 points, a 1.333 PPG pace.

There are no more back to back games the rest of the regular season for Calgary. March has them playing 14 games, with 10 at home and 4 on the road. This will allow the snake to get the proper rest between feedings.

March's schedule:

vs. Detroit (25-26-10)
vs. NY Islanders (29-22-10)
vs. Montreal (35-21-8)
at Winnipeg (28-30-6)
vs. Pittsburgh (38-15-8)
vs. Boston (33-24-6)
vs. Dallas (25-28-10)
vs. Los Angeles (30-27-6)
at Washington (42-13-7)
at Nashville (32-22-9)
at St. Louis (31-26-5)
vs. Colorado (17-41-3)
vs. Los Angeles (30-27-6)
vs. San Jose (37-18-7)

if i have to make a 'bold' prediction.. id bet we dont get to see a red snake, green snake, black snake threesome for a while... but i could see a black snake sexual encounter after game 68 in the Peg...
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i'll go bold the other way. Red snake is having a threesome with green and black at some point this season.

Maybe game 76.
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Old 03-01-2017, 04:49 PM   #504
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if i have to make a 'bold' prediction.. id bet we dont get to see a red snake, green snake, black snake threesome for a while... but i could see a black snake sexual encounter after game 68 in the Peg...
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Almost there. Once you go black snek, you never go back....snek
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Damn is that shopped or a real snake? He is tiny.
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not sure, but it's the sexy black snek. dare to dream.
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Damn is that shopped or a real snake? He is tiny.
Has to be shopped. Based on all the videos that I've seen online, black sneks are never small.
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Black snake.



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That must be the thickest and longest snake she has ever seen
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It would be nice if them snake pictures could be spoilered because I hate snakes. Just come here for graph updates.

Of course, now that I said that, there will be an onslaught of those unnatural slithering beings. Gross.
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It would be nice if them snake pictures could be spoilered because I hate snakes. Just come here for graph updates.

Of course, now that I said that, there will be an onslaught of those unnatural slithering beings. Gross.

Just wait until you start getting PMs with pictures of trouser snakes!
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וְהַנָּחָשׁ֙ הָיָ֣ה עָר֔וּם מִכֹּל
I put that in Google translate and beyond it telling me that it is Yiddish, it seems to think it means "Uhnkhsh was stripped Michel".
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I put that in Google translate and beyond it telling me that it is Yiddish, it seems to think it means "Uhnkhsh was stripped Michel".
It is not Yiddish, it is ancient Hebrew. The text is Genesis 3:1, and it translates into English as either "the snake was more clever than everyone," or alternatively, "the snake was more naked than everyone."

In case you do not recognize the gif, it is from the excellent creation story sequence in the 2014 motion picture Noah.
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