Employee steals 100M and vanishes

[CaptainCrunch]

Ok, my original title was going to be Oceans 11 I FFFFFF them. But thought it would be inappropriate and make little sense.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/02/22/news...rea/index.html

[Northendzone]

hard to imagine hiding with that amount of money

[REDVAN]

That could fund one amazing vacation (before spending a long time in jail).

[Kybosh]

I, on the other hand, one time found a toonie in the office kitchen and disappeared to Tim's.

I did come back however.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Northendzone

hard to imagine hiding with that amount of money

Hard to not imagine bribing people in a country with no extradition agreement with S Korea.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Northendzone

hard to imagine hiding with that amount of money

Were I a betting man I'd wager that Panama or some other Caribbean nation would be a good place to start looking.

[Fuzz]

Sounds like a pretty big company, they can just right it off.

[CaptainCrunch]

Couldn't he pretty much buy Venezuelan with that kind of money?

[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Couldn't he pretty much buy Venezuelan with that kind of money?

Or 10 North Koreas!

[skudr248]

Originally Posted by Kybosh

I, on the other hand, one time found a toonie in the office kitchen and disappeared to Tim's.

I did come back however.

Almost spit out my coffee all over my keyboard reading that.. hahahahahah

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Kybosh

I, on the other hand, one time found a toonie in the office kitchen and disappeared to Tim's.

I did come back however.

I think the two scenarios might be slightly different.

[burn_this_city]

If you found 50 million toonies it might be similar.

[dash_pinched]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Sounds like a pretty big company, they can just right it off.

[Kybosh]

Originally Posted by Locke

I think the two scenarios might be slightly different.

I dunno. Maybe. You're the supposed accountant.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Kybosh

I dunno. Maybe. You're the supposed accountant.

Yes, well, I'm not up to date on the modern regulations surrounding Coffee Fraud!

For instance, had he won something during Roll-Up-The-Rim, would it not be the rightful property of the person to whom the toonie belonged?

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Ok, my original title was going to be Oceans 11 I FFFFFF them. But thought it would be inappropriate and make little sense.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/02/22/news...rea/index.html

Seems like a good idea, just lay low till the Statue of Limitations runs out.

[McG]

Originally Posted by skudr248

Almost spit out my coffee all over my keyboard reading that.. hahahahahah

Sounds like you almost needed to go hunt for a toonie to replace that coffee!

[FlamingHomer]

Originally Posted by Locke

Were I a betting man I'd wager that Panama or some other Caribbean nation would be a good place to start looking.

You seem to pick on Panama a lot. There are still a couple of dozen of us that do business above board you know.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by FlamingHomer

You seem to pick on Panama a lot. There are still a couple of dozen of us that do business above board you know.

sounds like something a guilty person would say.

[AltaGuy]

I wonder if I could successfully do one of those Nigerian frauds if I link to the story.

Hi, My name Is <insert Korean name> and I Have 100 MILLION ($100,000,000.00) that I INHERITED from a company I used to Work for. I am Searching for Reputable Trustable Persons such as YOURSELF to ACCEPT payments of THESE SUMS for a 10% fee payable THRU WESTERN Union.

Yours Sincerely with confidence and trustiness -

<insert Korean name here>

Sending this to a coworker now.