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				Flames @ Canadiens, 5:30 PM MST. Sportsnet West, Fan 960
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			(As tonight's game is coming live from Montreal, we offer a bilingual description. Translation courtesy of Mrs. Puppet) 
Ah, the sights and sensations of Montreal. That Darn Puppet sees fit to indulge in what La Belle Province has to offer.../ Ah, la vue et les emotions q'evoque Montreal. Notre That Darn Puppet ne peut pas resister les plaisirs offertes par La Belle Province...
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			01-24-2017, 11:16 AM
			
			
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			Flames lose 5-1 and CP continues rioting!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-24-2017, 11:17 AM
			
			
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			Montreal est horrible.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-24-2017, 11:17 AM
			
			
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			Don't give up the first goal... keep the GA at 3 or under.. score a goal.. really my expectations aren't even to actually win the game anymore.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-24-2017, 11:17 AM
			
			
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			2-0 MTL, in a terribly boring game
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-24-2017, 11:17 AM
			
			
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			I can't see us winning this game. The Habs are having a strong season, our guys are clutching the stick and can't score, and they have Price. I hope I am wrong. I am sure Chiasson will be paired with Gaudreau and Monahan....
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-24-2017, 11:18 AM
			
			
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			Flames win. 
 
5-3 
 
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			01-24-2017, 11:18 AM
			
			
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			Just ####ing do something
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-24-2017, 11:25 AM
			
			
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			01-24-2017, 11:25 AM
			
			
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			so the puppet has gone from throwing opponents off of buildings and beating up opponents to grabbing some snacks and going to see the rippers? 
 
So the puppet has given up and decided to do something better too?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-24-2017, 11:26 AM
			
			
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			Great...now I'm hungry for poutine. There goes my New Year's resolution.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-24-2017, 11:27 AM
			
			
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			01-24-2017, 11:29 AM
			
			
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			I don't care if they win or lose, just ####ing show up and play hard at least.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-24-2017, 11:31 AM
			
			
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				so the puppet has gone from throwing opponents off of buildings and beating up opponents to grabbing some snacks and going to see the rippers? 
 
So the puppet has given up and decided to do something better too? 
			
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Well, when in Rome...
 
Yeah, this team this year is even testing HIS limits. He'll never say die, but he'll also never pass up the chance for a lap dance and an alcoholic stupor-stroll up Crescent Street.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-24-2017, 11:33 AM
			
			
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			5-3 Montreal wins. Calgary is down 4-0 to start the third, scores 3 in the last 5 minutes and then gives up an empty net. Giving up four goals worked so well the last three games they are going to try it out again.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-24-2017, 11:45 AM
			
			
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I think it will be a terribly boring game, but I don't think we'll keep it that close.
 
5-1 Montreal, with the Flames goal coming during Hall-time, being goals occurring well after the opponents have established an insurmountable lead.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-24-2017, 11:46 AM
			
			
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			4-1 Montreal. Will any Flames fans actually be watching this game?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-24-2017, 11:57 AM
			
			
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			I think the wheels fell off last night and I think it's only downhill from here. I have no confidence in this team and by the looks of it neither does the team itself.  
 
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			01-24-2017, 12:17 PM
			
			
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				4-1 Montreal. Will any Flames fans actually be watching this game? 
			
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I will unfortunately, at a bar full of Habs fans. 
At least I can eat poutine and cheer for Paul Byron, so there's that.
  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-24-2017, 12:20 PM
			
			
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			Well, he's fed, half-cut on Boreale and revved up from his side trip to the peelers - NOW he's ready to wreak some havok!  
And according to my translator, Mdme Puppet, the expression "Salaud Poupee" translates to something like "Dirtbag". Which works for Our Hero:
 
this bonus cartoon is dedicated to Captain Crunch:
 
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