Help me with payback for the wife!

[White Doors]

Originally Posted by Regulator75

Better yet, leave her an upper decker.

Take a cronk in the top portion of the toilet, then when she flushes all the crap comes into the bowl.

You'd have to be cranking rabbit turds to go through that hole. Plus, I don't think chicks watch the toilet flush like guys do.

Leave her a huge coiler. Or a long, gently rounding ring around the bowl.

[Frank the Tank]

You guys are forgetting that I live there too. Hence, if I make a mess a la Cleveland Steamer, I am the only one who will be cleaning up said mess. Soooooooo not worth it....

[White Doors]

Then you have other problems!
haha

bathroom is strictly the woman's domain my man.

[Sylvanfan]

Originally Posted by Frank the Tank

Not bad, not bad. She's afraid of spiders, so I might have to do something with that. She likes a glass of wine after work, so I was thinking of a plastic spider in her wine bottle. What do you guys think?

Does she drink white or Red Wine? Red Wine will likely disguise it better, and you can't point it out after she takes her first couple sips. White wine it will stand out, but when she picks up the bottle it might startle her and make her toss the bottle. Depends which route you want to go.


Of course if you were to get her pregnet you'd put her in agony for the next 20 plus years.

[HelloHockeyFans]

Change the locks to your house.

[Regulator75]

Get some phoney divorce papers.

Have someone who is very loud serve them to her at her office (or where ever she works).

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by Sylvanfan

Of course if you were to get her pregnet you'd put her in agony for the next 20 plus years.

We've already done that once. Once is enough...

[Flashpoint]

Originally Posted by Frank the Tank

Not bad, not bad. She's afraid of spiders, so I might have to do something with that. She likes a glass of wine after work, so I was thinking of a plastic spider in her wine bottle. What do you guys think?

Perfect - seriously, make sure you get a vid or photo. Makes it WAAAAY more fun later on!

[Clarkey]

If you use that mint cool fresh toothpaste, I can't remember the name but it is kind of greeny colored, you could squeeze some out mix it with some wasabe real good and then try to get it back into the tube. Wasabe toothpaste.

[North East Goon]

Gerry Forbes Ice Water Wake-up , and you get a free mattress to boot if you do it on air.

[sclitheroe]

Easy, easy, easy....but you'll need some help. If she works at an office, either her own office or a cube, get a co-worker to cut an orange in half and chuck them behind the lowest drawer of her filing cabinet.

Between the stench, and the eventual fruit flies (and there are _always_ fruit flies, don't ask me how in an office environment), combined with nobody ever figuring out where the odor comes from, it's can't miss.

You could always do the same to her dresser, but since you live there too...

The best part of this trick is that it will take a while for it to kick in, so any expectation of retribution is forgotten in her mind, which makes the smell that much harder to pin on anyone.

-Scott

[Mike Oxlong]

Change all the clocks ahead a couple hours. Then wake up screaming oh my God we slept in!! Then watch the panic ensue as she scrambles to get ready for work thinking she is running behind.

Works really well if she has to be at work at a certain time. If you can change the clock in her car as well she might make it all the way to work before she finds out.

[Superflyer]

Get up in the middle of the night and put a large tub of Jell-o on the floor beside the bed, then put fake spiders on her face and then tickle her nose with a feather or something.
Watch her slowly wake up then notice the spiders and then jump up out of bed right into the jello.

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by sclitheroe

Easy, easy, easy....but you'll need some help. If she works at an office, either her own office or a cube, get a co-worker to cut an orange in half and chuck them behind the lowest drawer of her filing cabinet.

Between the stench, and the eventual fruit flies (and there are _always_ fruit flies, don't ask me how in an office environment), combined with nobody ever figuring out where the odor comes from, it's can't miss.

You could always do the same to her dresser, but since you live there too...

The best part of this trick is that it will take a while for it to kick in, so any expectation of retribution is forgotten in her mind, which makes the smell that much harder to pin on anyone.

-Scott

This prank is much more effective if you use frozen, uncooked shrimp. People will be on the verge of puking from the smell.

[Jayems]

Originally Posted by Rhettzky

http://www.break.com/index/drop_a_qu...he_funnel.html

Try this one, I know some of my co-workers will be.

Did I totally miss the boat on this one?

It just looked like they poured water into a funnel.

What am i missing here?

[@theCBE]

Originally Posted by Jayems

Did I totally miss the boat on this one?

It just looked like they poured water into a funnel.

What am i missing here?

funnel was tucked into her pants... so the water will go right into her crotch

[CaramonLS]

Saran wrap over doors is rather funny, especially when you get up in the morning. It is also pretty mild/harmless.

If you tape it over the door really tightly, you can get the good bounce back effect.

[Iowa_Flames_Fan]

Originally Posted by Superflyer

Get up in the middle of the night and put a large tub of Jell-o on the floor beside the bed, then put fake spiders on her face and then tickle her nose with a feather or something.
Watch her slowly wake up then notice the spiders and then jump up out of bed right into the jello.

Where would you find a tub of jell-o that big?

Here's my problem with the plastic spider thing--so many plastic spiders look really fake, even floating in liquid. My wife sees right through that kind of thing. (then again, she's a scientist, so pretty hard to gross out, really. )

I think the setting the clocks ahead thing is gold. I would never do it because I need my sleep too badly, but that would be classic if you could pull it off.

[RougeUnderoos]

Originally Posted by Frank the Tank

You guys are forgetting that I live there too. Hence, if I make a mess a la Cleveland Steamer, I am the only one who will be cleaning up said mess. Soooooooo not worth it....

Not to mention that a "prank" on your wife involving human faeces might lead to a "visit" to a human lawyer by her.

You should get your kid involved in whatever you do. Make it a family affair and then you can blame it on him -- "It was his idea..."

[CubicleGeek]

Originally Posted by Iowa_Flames_Fan

I think the setting the clocks ahead thing is gold. I would never do it because I need my sleep too badly, but that would be classic if you could pull it off.

It is a classic, harmless and funny prank. We did that once to a group of friends who shared a room at the ski trip. They scrambled to get ready and ended up going down to the lobby to make the bus two hours early. Hahaha!

We (the groomsmen) also did that to the bride's maids at the last wedding. They were not impressed.