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Old 08-31-2016, 08:54 AM   #41
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Like a chump, hey
Like a chump, hey
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Haha, when that song first came out I remember getting into an argument with puckluck on here about how terrible that line was, which he maintained was awesome.
Well he is no longer on this bored so you should be safe.
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Old 08-31-2016, 10:19 AM   #43
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New Country is a horror show of insipid lyrics:

What? What?
Save a horse ride a cowboy
Everybody says
Save a horse ride a cowboy


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Old 08-31-2016, 10:22 AM   #44
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New Country lyrics
This was all that was needed.
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Old 08-31-2016, 10:24 AM   #45
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"chica cherry cola"
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"chica cherry cola"
That made me think of "Chickity China, the Chinese chicken," which, in turn, made me think that Barenaked Ladies should probably be exempt from this thread...
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New country lyrics
This was all that was needed.
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Old 08-31-2016, 11:52 AM   #48
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This was all that was needed.
I'm pretty sure the mandate of New Country is to be played the most at a 4th of July BBQ.
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Old 08-31-2016, 11:58 AM   #49
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I'll be there to save the day
supermans got nothin on mayhay
YOU CAN'T RHYME ME AND DAY IT JUST SOUNDS STUPID
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Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
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"Had a band and tried really hard"

and

"Her placenta fell to the floor "
is just kinda gross.

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"Had a band and tried reallyreal hard"
This isn't the miss-heard lyrics thread

Also, I had some of my first sexual experiences with that song playing.
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I get knocked down and get back up again.
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Old 08-31-2016, 02:56 PM   #54
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The Black Eyed Peas are pretty good at getting ridiculous lyrics to sound decent in a song.


I hate the dirt line in Rihanna's "Work". I keep thinking she goes derp midway through the chorus. Catchy tune though.
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Old 08-31-2016, 03:02 PM   #55
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Woooooohooooo
YEEEEHOOOOOOOOOO

Only cause it got stuck in my head for about all of high school and everyone would try to go as high pitch as Akon.
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Old 08-31-2016, 03:16 PM   #56
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Most hated and most loved - all in one verse.

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It's crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow
To everybody on your dick, no homo

I bought my whole family whips, no Volvo's
Next time I'm in church, please no photos
Police escorts, everybody passports
This the life that everybody ask for
This a fast life, we are on a crash course
What you think I rap for, to push a ####ing Rav-4?
But I know that if I stay stun-ting
All these girls only gonna want one thing
I could spend my whole life good will hunting
Only good gon' come is as good when I'm coming
She got a ass that'll swallow up a g-string
And up top, uh, two bee stings
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Old 08-31-2016, 03:44 PM   #57
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I get knocked down and get back up again.
If you have half an hour, here's a great podcast on the song:

https://gimletmedia.com/episode/tubthumping/
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Old 08-31-2016, 03:52 PM   #58
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I couldn't limit the lyrics to just one stanza. This one is right at the top of my list for terrible song lyrics.

It was a rainy night when he came into sight
Standing by the road, no umbrella, no coat
So I pulled up alongside and I offered him a ride
He accepted with a smile, so we drove for a while

I didn't ask him his name, this lonely boy in the rain
Fate, tell me it's right, is this love at first sight?
Please don't make it wrong just stay for the night

All I wanna do is make love to you
Say you will, you want me too
All I wanna do is make love to you
I've got lovin' arms to hold on to

So we found this hotel, It was a place I knew well
We made magic that night, oh he did everything right
He brought the woman out of me so many times, easily
And in the morning when he woke all I left him was a note

I told him, "I am the flower you are the seed
We walked in the garden, we planted a tree
Don't try to find me, please don't you dare
Just live in my memory, you'll always be there

All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I wanna do is make love to you
I've got lovin' arms to hold on to


We made love, love like strangers
All night long we made love

Then it happened one day we came round the same way
You can imagine his surprise when he saw his own eyes
I said, "Please, please understand, I'm in love with another man
And what he couldn't give me was the one little thing that you can"

All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I wanna do is make love to you
Come on say you will, you want me too

All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I wanna do is make love to you
Say you will baby, you want me too
All night long, all night long
All night long, all night long

All I wanna do, all I wanna do
All I wanna do, all I wanna do
All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew, yeah
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Old 08-31-2016, 03:54 PM   #59
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50 Cent has to make this list. The classic:

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

I'll take you to the candy shop (yeah)
Boy, one taste of what I got (uh-huh)
I'll have you spending all you got (come on)
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

You could have it your way, how do you want it?
You gon' back that thing up, or should I push up on it?
Temperature rising, okay, let's go to the next level
Dance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle

I break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel, or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into


Blegh, need a shower after reading that.
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Old 08-31-2016, 04:25 PM   #60
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Rap is hilarious for fantastic but just cringe-inducing lyrics. My buddy and I have a bit of a running game of 'best rap lyrics.'

He is currently still winning with: "I get more ass than a toilet seat."

I dont even know who sang that but what a line.
"Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham" Ali on Nelly's song "Grillz". You can now win.
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