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Old 06-16-2016, 02:22 PM   #481
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Automatic life sentence with no parole for any gun crime. You are a danger to society.

In fact we can build a super prison in the arctic circle that's resupplied via airdrop.

It wouldn't need guards or fences, if you want to escape, enjoy the scenic walk, oh but we surrounded it with genetically modified super rape inclined polar bears.

If we put out a ban on fire arms it would also make it easy to control gun manufacturers since those guns could only be licensed to military and police forces, it would be a closed distribution system, if guns go missing, then you hold the manufacturers responsible by paying settlements to everyone hurt and killed by those missing weapons. If you don't like it then you are stricken from the bid lists for the Military and Police, buh buh.

You also apply the same standard to international gun manufacturers who's weapons mysteriously show up in US ports, and force sanctions on countries to control those manufacturers.

Oh and if your caught with an automatic weapon, we take that weapon load it and shoot you with it, non fatally, you get a questionnaire, do you want one in each knee, or your sack, or for females a shot cross the boobies.
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Automatic life sentence with no parole for any gun crime. You are a danger to society.

In fact we can build a super prison in the arctic circle that's resupplied via airdrop.

It wouldn't need guards or fences, if you want to escape, enjoy the scenic walk, oh but we surrounded it with genetically modified super rape inclined polar bears.

If we put out a ban on fire arms it would also make it easy to control gun manufacturers since those guns could only be licensed to military and police forces, it would be a closed distribution system, if guns go missing, then you hold the manufacturers responsible by paying settlements to everyone hurt and killed by those missing weapons. If you don't like it then you are stricken from the bid lists for the Military and Police, buh buh.

You also apply the same standard to international gun manufacturers who's weapons mysteriously show up in US ports, and force sanctions on countries to control those manufacturers.

Oh and if your caught with an automatic weapon, we take that weapon load it and shoot you with it, non fatally, you get a questionnaire, do you want one in each knee, or your sack, or for females a shot cross the boobies.
I love you Cap, where can I vote for you?
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Automatic life sentence with no parole for any gun crime. You are a danger to society.

In fact we can build a super prison in the arctic circle that's resupplied via airdrop.

It wouldn't need guards or fences, if you want to escape, enjoy the scenic walk, oh but we surrounded it with genetically modified super rape inclined polar bears.

If we put out a ban on fire arms it would also make it easy to control gun manufacturers since those guns could only be licensed to military and police forces, it would be a closed distribution system, if guns go missing, then you hold the manufacturers responsible by paying settlements to everyone hurt and killed by those missing weapons. If you don't like it then you are stricken from the bid lists for the Military and Police, buh buh.

You also apply the same standard to international gun manufacturers who's weapons mysteriously show up in US ports, and force sanctions on countries to control those manufacturers.

Oh and if your caught with an automatic weapon, we take that weapon load it and shoot you with it, non fatally, you get a questionnaire, do you want one in each knee, or your sack, or for females a shot cross the boobies.
This has to be in the running for post of the year!!!
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Most powerful and interesting item any of the news outlets has done since the attack happened, IMO.

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That was really interesting.
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Then next step by government is to become United States of North Korea.

Sounds like a plan for arse.

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Automatic life sentence with no parole for any gun crime. You are a danger to society.

In fact we can build a super prison in the arctic circle that's resupplied via airdrop.

It wouldn't need guards or fences, if you want to escape, enjoy the scenic walk, oh but we surrounded it with genetically modified super rape inclined polar bears.

If we put out a ban on fire arms it would also make it easy to control gun manufacturers since those guns could only be licensed to military and police forces, it would be a closed distribution system, if guns go missing, then you hold the manufacturers responsible by paying settlements to everyone hurt and killed by those missing weapons. If you don't like it then you are stricken from the bid lists for the Military and Police, buh buh.

You also apply the same standard to international gun manufacturers who's weapons mysteriously show up in US ports, and force sanctions on countries to control those manufacturers.

Oh and if your caught with an automatic weapon, we take that weapon load it and shoot you with it, non fatally, you get a questionnaire, do you want one in each knee, or your sack, or for females a shot cross the boobies.
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Can you please, after all these years, just quote and then respond under like literally every other poster on the entire site?

edit: I know it isn't the end of the world to read from bottom up, but what I don't understand is 'why?'. You have 99% of the board posting quotes first as it makes no sense to read a response then read what you're responding to. I'll never get that.

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Can you please, after all these years, just quote and then respond under like literally every other poster on the entire site?

edit: I know it isn't the end of the world to read from bottom up, but what I don't understand is 'why?'. You have 99% of the board posting quotes first as it makes no sense to read a response then read what you're responding to. I'll never get that.
Your edit was unneeded. You are 100% right. Propose taco.vidal be banned.
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I'll never get that.
Why is so you read his words first because he assumes you know the context in which he's talking so that you don't have to see all the text. It is annoying though because it doesn't work, I knew he was doing that and still got confused. Which is why it's better to just edit down the quotation to a specific point if you can.
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Are you ####ing serious with this?
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-0...ll-transcripts

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LYNCH: We will hear him talk about some of those things, but we are not going to hear him make his assertions of allegiance and that. It will not be audio, it will be a printed transcript. But it will begin to capture the back and forth between him and the negotiators, we're trying to get as much information about this investigation out as possible. As you know, because the killer is dead, we have a bit more leeway there and we will be producing that information tomorrow.



####ing Voldemort Effect in full force. Just shameful. And people actually wonder why Trump's supporters are always going on about him "telling it like it is"... it's this bull####. Right here. This thing.
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looks like the ftard brigade is in full effect as well

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/orla...-staged-event/

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survivor of the Orlando mass shooting that took 49 lives last Sunday is having to fend off online conspiracy theorists who claim she was a “crisis actor” in a staged event, Philly.com is reporting.
Patience Carter, who was shot in the leg by Omar Mateen in Pulse nightclub, has previously spoken of the night of terror, describing how the gunman said he was sparing black people because they had “suffered enough.”
Discovering that Carter is an intern at Fox 29 in Philadelphia, conspiracy theorists have latched onto her — accusing her of being a fraud who was paid to be part of a staged event to bring about gun confiscation.
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looks like the ftard brigade is in full effect as well

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/orla...-staged-event/
These false flag people are just the worst.....It would be much easier to just accuse the government of planting the shooter than accuse them of faking the whole incident. Why would they possibly need to pay someone to say they were shot in the leg, in a scenario like this? You've already got dozens of dead/wounded...what possible sense does it make for the government then to plant an actor to say they were also wounded. Blows my mind how dumb these people are.
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These false flag people are just the worst.....It would be much easier to just accuse the government of planting the shooter than accuse them of faking the whole incident. Why would they possibly need to pay someone to say they were shot in the leg, in a scenario like this? You've already got dozens of dead/wounded...what possible sense does it make for the government then to plant an actor to say they were also wounded. Blows my mind how dumb these people are.
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What Corsi posted. That almost knocked me down. Unbelievable.
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Are you ####ing serious with this?
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-0...ll-transcripts






####ing Voldemort Effect in full force. Just shameful. And people actually wonder why Trump's supporters are always going on about him "telling it like it is"... it's this bull####. Right here. This thing.
What exactly is the bull#### right here? They edited out some nut's name. So what? In the article you linked to, there is a quote from Obama where he says "he announced his allegiance to ISIL". Pretty crappy coverup.

In the image you included, those sneaky DOJ #######s included "in Arabic" twice, which I don't they would have if they were trying to pretend this had nothing to do with Islamic terrorists.
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What exactly is the bull#### right here? They edited out some nut's name. So what? In the article you linked to, there is a quote from Obama where he says "he announced his allegiance to ISIL". Pretty crappy coverup.

In the image you included, those sneaky DOJ #######s included "in Arabic" twice, which I don't they would have if they were trying to pretend this had nothing to do with Islamic terrorists.
I think they are censoring "allah"
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I think they are censoring "allah"
Could be I guess. Be kind of strange to ask for God to protect Allah though, wouldn't it?

The way I read it/heard, he's pledging allegiance to some human being, and they omitted his name.
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Could be I guess. Be kind of strange to ask for God to protect Allah though, wouldn't it?

The way I read it/heard, he's pledging allegiance to some human being, and they omitted his name.
Muhammed?
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