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Old 06-09-2016, 08:39 AM   #1
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Default Mini Wheats and the bottom of the Bag

When you finish a bag of Mini Wheats do you just pour the whole lot in the bowl or do you only go for the full sized Wheats and get rid of the shredded bits?

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Old 06-09-2016, 08:41 AM   #2
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I pour the sugary shredded bits goodness straight into my mouth.
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Old 06-09-2016, 08:44 AM   #3
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No way. I hand select the last full mini wheats from the over whelming pile of sugar at the bottom. Anything less than half a full wheat doesn't make the cut. The sugar pile is for weevils. And proletariat. I'm way better than that.
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People who eat the shredded bits are scum.
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I grind the shredded bits down and snort them up. Best way to get fiber into your bloodstream.
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Old 06-09-2016, 08:49 AM   #6
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Yeah, that stuff goes in the trash.

Unless I'm desperate for food for the kids. Then their teachers can deal with the sugar rush.
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Old 06-09-2016, 08:49 AM   #7
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I roll it into a joint and smoke it.
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Garbage. A sacrifice to the Mini-Gods.
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Old 06-09-2016, 08:56 AM   #9
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I had no idea consuming those bits made me a heathen.
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I just avoid Mini Wheats on the whole.
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Old 06-09-2016, 09:00 AM   #11
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Haha, great thread!

Basically any sugar coated cereal (mini wheats, frosted flakes, etc.), the bits get dumped in our house. Not near enough cereal to sugar ratio.
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What's oil at now, over $50?
Yeah the bits go in the trash now.
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Old 06-09-2016, 09:08 AM   #13
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Sacrilege!
Best part of the bag (guess that makes have to admit to myself I have a sweet tooth)!

Pick out the last few whole pieces, then pour the crumbs into a bowl. Add enough milk to make a paste like consistency, then go to town before it gets too soggy.
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The bits at the bottom are trash, if you eat trash then you've crossed the line between man and bum. You are now a bum.
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Now that I'm an adult, I want mini wheats without the weird tasting frosting on one half. I've resigned myself to eating triscuits instead.
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I spread the dust and fibers over the rest of the bowl.
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You mean you don't crush it all up and snort it?

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Old 06-09-2016, 09:22 AM   #19
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My wife does this:
1. Grab a spoonful or 2 of peanut butter.
2. Dip peanut butter spoon in bag.
3. Repeat if planned ahead and grabbed multiple spoonfuls of peanut butter from the jar. (No double dipping!)
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Old 06-09-2016, 09:27 AM   #20
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Why wouldn't you dump the bits on a plate and dip your peanut butter spoon in that?

Maneuvering a peanut butter spoon the length of a cereal bag seems like madness.
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