09-28-2006, 02:14 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Think of the one celebrity you don't want to see in a Sex Tape
If you answered Screech, you win!
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-09-28/#6
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Former teen TV star Dustin Diamond is reportedly the star of a candid new sex tape in which he romps with two women. The 29-year-old, who played geek Screech Powers in Saved By The Bell, engages in a number of sexual acts with the women in the 40-minute tape. Agent David Hans Schmidt has acquired the rights and is currently seeking a distributor for Saved By The Smell. Schmidt tells the New York Daily News, "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business, mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it." Diamond's manager Roger Paul hopes the tape will raise his client's profile and help resurrect the acting career that collapsed when Saved By The Bell ended in 1997. He says, "I haven't seen the tape. I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings." Diamond will welcome any royalties he gets from the tape - in June he launched a campaign to save his home from foreclosure, by selling autographed T-shirts on the internet.
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09-28-2006, 03:00 AM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Pas, MB
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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
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I read on another message board it's suppose to be super gross and the working title is "Saved By The Smell". If you're wondering why the term "Dirty Sanchez" should pretty much answer it. 
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09-28-2006, 07:10 AM
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#3
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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I was thinking Roseanne Barr.
Not sure which is worse.
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09-28-2006, 07:12 AM
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#4
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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I was thinking Rosie O'Donnell, but thats close....
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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09-28-2006, 07:50 AM
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#5
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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If the girls are hot, who cares if Screech is in it? Can he be any more unattractive then guys like Ron Jeremy?
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09-28-2006, 07:56 AM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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I thought Rita McNeil when I saw the thread title....
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09-28-2006, 08:00 AM
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#7
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Lifetime Suspension
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Mine was Oprah
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09-28-2006, 08:34 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium
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Terry Jones for me.
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09-28-2006, 08:34 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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I was thinking Bea Arthur
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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09-28-2006, 08:52 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Any of those chicks from the View !! (except for hasselbecks wife  )
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09-28-2006, 09:05 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: CALGARY
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I was thinking Tom Arnold...
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09-28-2006, 09:12 AM
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#12
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Bobblehead
I was thinking Bea Arthur
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Waaah? C'mon at one point in everyman's life, he wants to nail a golden girl or girls
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09-28-2006, 09:28 AM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Waaah? C'mon at one point in everyman's life, he wants to nail a golden girl or girls
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Obviously. But wouldn't most of us want Blanche. (Or whoever the actress was?)
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09-28-2006, 09:30 AM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Darryl Sutter.
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Oilers give up a pick and a player to take on 5.5 mil."
-Bax
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09-28-2006, 09:36 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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wait, they have men appearing in porn now?
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09-28-2006, 09:45 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Waaah? C'mon at one point in everyman's life, he wants to nail a golden girl or girls
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NM
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09-28-2006, 09:50 AM
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#17
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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With a given name like Dustin Diamond it's only the next logical step in his acting career
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Thanks to Halifax Drunk for the sweet Avatar 
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09-28-2006, 10:03 AM
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#18
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The C-spot
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Paris Hilton
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09-28-2006, 10:08 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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haha saved by the smell... that made me laugh.. a lot.
hahaha
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09-28-2006, 10:26 AM
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#20
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Lives In Fear Of Labelling
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Table 5
wait, they have men appearing in porn now?
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I was thinking the same thing LOL 
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