1. Fold (2-3 sheets at home, 4-6 sheets with crappy one-ply)
2. Behind the back
3. Front to back x2 or 3
4. Back to front x1
5. Repeat as many times as necessary
This is the undisputed best way to wipe. Any other way makes you an animal..
I don't believe anyone who says they stand to wipe, as anyone who did that would clearly not have the capacity to speak, type, or communicate properly either.
1. Fold (2-3 sheets at home, 4-6 sheets with crappy one-ply)
2. Behind the back
3. Front to back x2 or 3
4. Back to front x1
5. Repeat as many times as necessary
This is the undisputed best way to wipe. Any other way makes you an animal..
I don't believe anyone who says they stand to wipe, as anyone who did that would clearly not have the capacity to speak, type, or communicate properly either.
To get some crap wiped up against your balls?
Wet wipes all the way. You people are filthy.
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1. Fold (2-3 sheets at home, 4-6 sheets with crappy one-ply)
2. Behind the back
3. Front to back x2 or 3
4. Back to front x1
5. Repeat as many times as necessary
This is the undisputed best way to wipe. Any other way makes you an animal..
I dunno man, kinda sounds like your smearing it all over the place.
And I tend to agree with Sliver, wet wipes are the bomb.
Fold, one swipe front to back. Perhaps a second one in some circumstances but one is usually enough.
The ones we buy are advertised as flushable. So assuming you are connected to a modern sanitation system your fine. Doubt you cold use them out in the country being connected to a septic tank though and would be an absolute no go for toilets in boats and RV's.
If you come to my house and use the bathroom you will find a squatty potty.
After my father was diagnosed with Prostate Cancer I started doing a ton of research on that whole area and discovered the squatty potty, decided to give it a whirl.
I love my squatty potty, everything else now feels inferior. Can't recommend it highly enough.
No sir -- the front to back wipes take care of the serious damage. The back to front just takes care of anything that may have got missed or pushed aside. Often, it is a clear wipe, but on heavy damage poops, it is necessary. You don't go ALL the way to the front either. Just most of the way. Hence the going behind your back, not in between your legs.
I will support the wet wipes argument, though I've never tried it myself. It work on babies though. But the above is a gold standard for plain paper wiping.
The ones we buy are advertised as flushable. So assuming you are connected to a modern sanitation system your fine. Doubt you cold use them out in the country being connected to a septic tank though and would be an absolute no go for toilets in boats and RV's.
It's very similar to marketing your product as "good for the environment" – you don't actually have to prove anything to say that. They hardly break down at all. Essentially all they've done is found a way to sell you toilet paper at 6x the cost.
If you come to my house and use the bathroom you will find a squatty potty.
After my father was diagnosed with Prostate Cancer I started doing a ton of research on that whole area and discovered the squatty potty, decided to give it a whirl.
I love my squatty potty, everything else now feels inferior. Can't recommend it highly enough.
Side benefit: increased hip and back mobility.
Are the "pins and needles" after sitting for 20 mins playing on your phone a thing of the past?
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